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  1. #181
    Granted, but they too are literal genie wishes.

    I wish for armageddon.

  2. #182
    Quote Originally Posted by Hasviel View Post
    Granted, but they too are literal genie wishes.

    I wish for armageddon.
    Granted! but armageddon misses where you live and you survive

    I wish for a box of cheez-its

  3. #183
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    Granted, you get your box of cheez-its, but they are 2 years old and taste like rocks.

    I wish minecraft was free

  4. #184
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    Quote Originally Posted by Farron View Post
    I wish minecraft was free
    Granted, but it is now flooded by bots spamming links to gold-selling sites.

    I wish I had more time to practice PvP.

  5. #185
    Quote Originally Posted by Farron View Post
    Granted, you get your box of cheez-its, but they are 2 years old and taste like rocks.

    I wish minecraft was free
    Granted, but key elements of the game are now buyable DLCs - Mining Picks and workbenches, for £5 each

    I wish to know the square root of -1.

  6. #186
    Granted, you will now only see "no instance servers are available".

    I wish I had a cookie.
    Reality hits like a baseball bat, duck-taped to a bus on top of a truck ... thats moving very fast!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rantus View Post
    Granted, but key elements of the game are now buyable DLCs - Mining Picks and workbenches, for £5 each

    I wish to know the square root of -1.
    Granted. It is called "i", but then you have to enter a realm of complex and confusing math problems where you enter from cos of a number and exit from sincos2x^2*2pi r^2cossinx

    I wish I could still obtain a collector's edition outside internet
    Quote Originally Posted by Callypso View Post
    Good fight Thrall, oh btw, your wife is pregnant. SURPRISE!!!

  8. #188
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadock View Post
    Granted. It is called "i", but then you have to enter a realm of complex and confusing math problems where you enter from cos of a number and exit from sincos2x^2*2pi r^2cossinx

    I wish I could still obtain a collector's edition outside internet
    Granted but the collector's edition codes have already been used and the game itself..non refundable

    I wish I was loved

  9. #189
    Quote Originally Posted by Shadock View Post
    Granted. It is called "i", but then you have to enter a realm of complex and confusing math problems where you enter from cos of a number and exit from sincos2x^2*2pi r^2cossinx

    I wish I could still obtain a collector's edition outside internet
    Granted. However, after installing the collector's edition you discover the man who sold it you is in fact Chinese, and you now have a keylogger on your computer.

    I wish I could raid this Christmas season in Australia instead of Canada.

    ---------- Post added 2010-12-14 at 01:00 PM ----------

    omg i wish i didnt post my reply less than 1 minute after someone else did and also that i wasnt too lazy to delete or change mine :P

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    Quote Originally Posted by cmilla View Post
    Granted. However, after installing the collector's edition you discover the man who sold it you is in fact Chinese, and you now have a keylogger on your computer.

    I wish I could raid this Christmas season in Australia instead of Canada.

    ---------- Post added 2010-12-14 at 01:00 PM ----------

    omg i wish i didnt post my reply less than 1 minute after someone else did and also that i wasnt too lazy to delete or change mine :P
    granted, but you will never be able to post again

    i wish i managed to do CoC without bugging it out :'[

  11. #191
    granted, but now the rewards are level 80 blues.

    I wish i could get mining as a third profession to level up BSing and JCing.

  12. #192
    Quote Originally Posted by Limiter View Post
    granted, but you will never be able to post again

    i wish i managed to do CoC without bugging it out :'[
    Reposting cuz fudgemonkey up there skipped me :P

    Granted but you then realise you dont like COC and wasted a lot of time on it :/ (Awful but best I could do)


    I wish I was loved

  13. #193
    Granted, but you are loved by a 1-ton silverback gorilla.
    I wish my guild was ready to raid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murkis View Post
    Granted, but you are loved by a 1-ton silverback gorilla.
    I wish my guild was ready to raid.
    Granted, your guild is ready but you're not on the squad.

    I wish I didn't have finals.

  15. #195
    Quote Originally Posted by Murkis View Post
    Granted, but you are loved by a 1-ton silverback gorilla.
    I wish my guild was ready to raid.
    Granted, but now there is no room for your toon.

    I wish I was in a guild on my alt server.
    Reality hits like a baseball bat, duck-taped to a bus on top of a truck ... thats moving very fast!

  16. #196
    Quote Originally Posted by argent42 View Post
    Granted, but now there is no room for your toon.

    I wish I was in a guild on my alt server.
    Granted, but you're the only one in the guild lol

    I wish blizzard could fix my main char so i can play cataclysm!!!!!111

  17. #197
    Quote Originally Posted by CheckYoSix View Post
    Reposting cuz fudgemonkey up there skipped me :P

    Granted but you then realise you dont like COC and wasted a lot of time on it :/ (Awful but best I could do)


    I wish I was loved
    Granted, but the people who love you die in an explosion.

    I wish for people to realise that 'Y'know what, fuck north korea' and destroy them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hasviel View Post
    Granted, but the people who love you die in an explosion.

    I wish for people to realise that 'Y'know what, fuck north korea' and destroy them.
    GRANTED - People suddenly realize that North Korea would be better off unpopulated; however, in the chaos that ensues, North Korea launches over 9,000 nuclear weapons and everybody dies with them.

    I wish I didn't get such crappy cell phone reception in my hotel room.

  19. #199
    Granted! But your cell phone falls in the toilet!

    I wish 4pm would come faster!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lexxe View Post
    Granted! But your cell phone falls in the toilet!

    I wish 4pm would come faster!
    4pm does come faster, exactly every 3 seconds and your stuck in a continuous time loop.

    I wish Santa was real!

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