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    Quote Originally Posted by Cptmyname View Post
    Granted, you now own a 86 year old Italian woman named Antonella Ferrari.

    I wish the person who corrupts this wish gets exactly what i'll get too.
    Granted, but both sets of keys to our new cars are sitting in my living room.

    I wish I had a bazooka.

  2. #2002
    Quote Originally Posted by Eilassaria View Post
    Granted, but both sets of keys to our new cars are sitting in my living room.

    I wish I had a bazooka.


    You now have some terrible bubble gum.

    I wish the weather will be nice and sunny, and about ~71 Degrees Fahrenheit for the rest of the year in New Jersey.
    Last edited by ayako; 2011-04-09 at 04:24 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ayako View Post
    I wish the weather will be nice and sunny, and about ~71 Degrees Fahrenheit for the rest of the year in New Jersey.
    Granted. Congratulation! New Jersey has now become the NEW Sahara Desert.
    (PS. We in Scandinavia don't use the Fahrenheit system, so I wouldn't know how hot 71 Degrees Fahrenheit is)

    I wish for more anime to watch. (Good ones)
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    Granted, but you can´t watch those anime series from Norway.

    I wish for WoW Cataclysm to be more appealing, but not to much, so that I won´t become addicted
    Lord protector of the Veal

  5. #2005
    Quote Originally Posted by taurenburger View Post
    Granted, but you can´t watch those anime series from Norway.

    I wish for WoW Cataclysm to be more appealing, but not to much, so that I won´t become addicted
    Granted, but the fun factor boost attracts a new generation of 10 yr olds.

    I wish for more energi IRL

  6. #2006
    Quote Originally Posted by theorangebox View Post
    Granted, but the fun factor boost attracts a new generation of 10 yr olds.

    I wish for more energi IRL
    Granted, but you end up so energetic that you have an arrhythmia which leads to cardiac arrest and you die.

    I wish for a better gaming mouse.
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    Nothing makes you hate MMOs more than having played MMOs.

  7. #2007
    Quote Originally Posted by Torethyr View Post
    Granted, but you end up so energetic that you have an arrhythmia which leads to cardiac arrest and you die.

    I wish for a better gaming mouse.
    Granted but you need 3 hands to operate it

    I wish I was a world famous director (not Uwe Boll).

  8. #2008
    Quote Originally Posted by Antenorra View Post
    Granted but you need 3 hands to operate it

    I wish I was a world famous director (not Uwe Boll).


    Granted, but now you are Michael Moore

    I wish I had a big new house.

  9. #2009
    Granted, but when you get the last one you get hit by a nuke

    I wish I was out fo ELO H*** in League of Legends

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    Granted. You are now out of the game. Yup, that's all. You just lost the game.

    I wish for a picture of Bibi-chan (A picture of Boubouille, in other words) to just stare at.
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  11. #2011
    Granted, but it's a cosplay picture with a severely overweight balding hairy dude.

    I wish I had my own personal trainer.

  12. #2012
    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    Granted, but it's a cosplay picture with a severely overweight balding hairy dude.

    I wish I had my own personal trainer.
    Granted, you now live in a Poke Ball with no leg room.

    I wish for a Tootsie Roll.
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    Nothing makes you hate MMOs more than having played MMOs.

  13. #2013
    Quote Originally Posted by Torethyr View Post
    Granted, you now live in a Poke Ball with no leg room.

    I wish for a Tootsie Roll.
    Granted, but it's 3 years old and breaks all your teeth.

    I wish for a Pony.
    Friends: Will help you move.
    Best Friends: Will help you move the Bodies

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    granted, but when you go to ride it. it'll kick you off and break your spine.

    I wish for a Digimon of my own.

  15. #2015
    Quote Originally Posted by Rakeer View Post
    granted, but when you go to ride it. it'll kick you off and break your spine.

    I wish for a Digimon of my own.
    Granted, but it comes in card form, and you get a severe paper cut and ruin the card with your blood.

    I wish Nip/Tuck would come back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    I wish Nip/Tuck would come back.
    Granted - but the lead roles are now portrayed by Andy Dick and Rupaul.

    I wish this post was less gay.

  17. #2017
    Quote Originally Posted by taurvanhiel View Post
    Granted - but the lead roles are now portrayed by Andy Dick and Rupaul.

    I wish this post was less gay.
    Justin Bieber.

  18. #2018
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    Quote Originally Posted by Acidd06 View Post
    [I wish I were] (implied) Justin Bieber.
    Granted - but you've lost all your Cougar-hunter charm and Chelsea Handler is the only female left on Earth.

  19. #2019
    Since person above me didn't make a wish, I'll just start off with my own wish...
    I wish Blizzard would stop nerfing content and just place a 3rd easier difficulty level that casuals would be okay with, giving loot with worse quality than other levels of raids.
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  20. #2020
    Quote Originally Posted by Icyshadow View Post
    Since person above me didn't make a wish, I'll just start off with my own wish...
    I wish Blizzard would stop nerfing content and just place a 3rd easier difficulty level that casuals would be okay with, giving loot with worse quality than other levels of raids.
    Granted, you now are placed back in the Wrath of the Lich King expansion at level 85 on an RP PvE alliance only server.

    I wish that we never had to sleep.

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