1. #2041
    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    Granted... you are now Gary Coleman
    Too soon!™

    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    I wish I could go to Hawaii
    Granted - but the fresh tropical breeze has been completely permeated with the stench of Gary Coleman's rotting corpse.

    I wish I had more respect for the dead.

  2. #2042
    Granted, however now ever zombie movie you see throws you into an ethical rage and subsequently will get you thrown out of every theater and thusly denying your attainment of a super jumbo popcorn with extra butter for the rest of your life!!!

    I wish I didn't have to study for my test, but will still get a 100% on it.

  3. #2043
    Quote Originally Posted by evoco View Post
    Granted, however now ever zombie movie you see throws you into an ethical rage and subsequently will get you thrown out of every theater and thusly denying your attainment of a super jumbo popcorn with extra butter for the rest of your life!!!

    I wish I didn't have to study for my test, but will still get a 100% on it.
    Granted, but it still isint enough to pass you're course.
    I wish frostmages buffs were getting reverted
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    You've mistakenly made the assumption that I'm not capable of buying MORE poutine.

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    Granted, but you go too far back and are not born yet.
    I wish my phone would never run out of battery

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    granted, but you would never have service.

    I wish i had a rock. nothing can go wrong with rocks.

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    Granted, but then you swallow the rock.

    I wish I had a never ending Jug of Kool-aid
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    Granted but a black man steals it

    I wish I topped DPS charts

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    Quote Originally Posted by Konviction View Post
    Granted, but then you swallow the rock.

    I wish I had a never ending Jug of Kool-aid
    granted, however the jug breaks and the world drowns in kool aid

    I wish I had the patience to level through bc and wotlk zones for alts.

  9. #2049
    Granted but you no longer have the patience to get them to 85.

    I wish that Uwe Boll would die.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DaHomieG View Post
    Granted but a black man steals it

    I wish I topped DPS charts
    Granted, but you will be unable to move while you DPS and will die constantly to stupid things and be called bad a lot.


    I wish I didn't have to do these 3 essays for college.

  11. #2051
    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    Granted but you no longer have the patience to get them to 85.

    I wish that Uwe Boll would die.
    Granted, but his death was just a set-back.

    I wish I was fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shwaam View Post
    Granted, but his death was just a set-back.

    I wish I was fat.
    Granted, but liposuction is now mandatory.

    I wish I had a pet tornado.
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  13. #2053
    Quote Originally Posted by Theleklol View Post
    Granted, but liposuction is now mandatory.

    I wish I had a pet tornado.
    Granted, but your spouse took it in the break up / divorce

    I wish I could turn invisible

  14. #2054
    Quote Originally Posted by Kohbl View Post
    Granted, but your spouse took it in the break up / divorce

    I wish I could turn invisible
    Granted but you only turn invisible when people aren't looking.

    I wish that Boromir never died


  15. #2055
    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    Granted but you only turn invisible when people aren't looking.

    I wish that Boromir never died
    Granted, however he ends up raping Frodo, who becomes so traumatized that he gives the ring to Sam, who ends up not being able to control the corruption, and rides off in a wyvern and gives the ring to Sauron.

    I wish I had a Monkey.

  16. #2056
    granted, but he had aids and he bites you.

    i wish this year to end already!
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  17. #2057
    Granted, but its because the apocolypse happened and everyone is dead

    I wish these dogs would stop barking!!!

  18. #2058
    Quote Originally Posted by Lovestar View Post
    Granted. You are suddenly surrounded by total nothingness. You are also nothing but a disembodied mind, trapped forever in an unchanging void.

    I wish I wasn't flat-chested.
    Granted but you grow a penis

  19. #2059
    Quote Originally Posted by Neyze View Post
    Granted but you grow a penis
    C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

    I wish that dragons were real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

    I wish that dragons were real.
    They are real! And they're in your base killing all your doodz.

    I wish the gold I earned in-game was credited to my bank account!
    Lok'tar ogar! Victory or death - it is these words that bind me to the Horde. For they are the most sacred and fundamental of truths to any warrior of the Horde.
    I give my flesh and blood freely to the Warchief. I am the instrument of my Warchief's desire. I am a weapon of my Warchief's command.
    From this moment until the end of days I live and die - FOR THE HORDE!
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