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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovestar View Post
    Granted. You are suddenly surrounded by total nothingness. You are also nothing but a disembodied mind, trapped forever in an unchanging void.

    I wish I wasn't flat-chested.
    Granted but you grow a penis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neyze View Post
    Granted but you grow a penis
    C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

    I wish that dragons were real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!

    I wish that dragons were real.
    They are real! And they're in your base killing all your doodz.

    I wish the gold I earned in-game was credited to my bank account!
    Lok'tar ogar! Victory or death - it is these words that bind me to the Horde. For they are the most sacred and fundamental of truths to any warrior of the Horde.
    I give my flesh and blood freely to the Warchief. I am the instrument of my Warchief's desire. I am a weapon of my Warchief's command.
    From this moment until the end of days I live and die - FOR THE HORDE!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tordenhov View Post
    They are real! And they're in your base killing all your doodz.

    I wish the gold I earned in-game was credited to my bank account!
    Granted but Blizzard and the IRS put you in jail on various criminal charges and your roommate is a creepy old man that smiles too much.

    I wish when I do TK this week Ashes of Alar will drop and I win!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bearfist View Post
    Granted but Blizzard and the IRS put you in jail on various criminal charges and your roommate is a creepy old man that smiles too much.

    I wish when I do TK this week Ashes of Alar will drop and I win!
    Granted but blizzard have made it a grey item that cant be used, and only sold as vendor trash
    I wish Reigns of the ravenlord finaly drops without downsides to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by NuKeIT View Post
    Granted but blizzard have made it a grey item that cant be used, and only sold as vendor trash
    I wish Reigns of the ravenlord finaly drops without downsides to it
    Granted but you didn't say for who it was for and it went to someone else.

    I wish for a taco.

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    Granted but then you develop a serve case of diarrhea.

    I wish I could go to sleep.
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    granted but the pharmacist mistakenly swapped your sleep aid with coma meds.

    I wish for Blood DK's to get titan grip cause it would be cool and OP.

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    Granted, but you can only dual wield caster staves.

    I wish they would remake Final Fantasy 8!
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    Quote Originally Posted by krunksmash View Post
    granted but the pharmacist mistakenly swapped your sleep aid with coma meds.

    I wish for Blood DK's to get titan grip cause it would be cool and OP.
    You get a PTR were DKs get Titan grip but then when it goes live DKs aren't in the game anymore lol

    I wish people would stop QQing about Cata

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    granted, but it be like naxx 2.0 and just ruin the original.

    I wish for a fish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rakeer View Post
    granted, but it be like naxx 2.0 and just ruin the original.

    I wish for a fish.
    you get the fish buts its that Burger King Fish

    I wish for a dog

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    Quote Originally Posted by SomethingcooKiljaeden View Post
    you get the fish buts its that Burger King Fish

    I wish for a dog
    Granted! but the dog doesnt ever stop following you around and keeps sniffing your nether regions!

    I wish i could not die
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    Hahaha this is funny.

    In daytime i am Varian, King of the Alliance ... but @ night i dress up like a mage and troll arround in Origins of Order.
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    Granted, but your dog has uncurable rabies and is bitey.

    I wish we all used boats instead of cars to get to work in the city.
    Quote Originally Posted by Swizzle
    the best part about all this? i have empirical evidence on my side. you? you have nothing. i COULD take even more away, but that would be inhumane. enjoy your cranberry sauce in lalaland while i do a charleston with my girlfriend.
    Support your local EMS, run with scissors.

  15. #2075
    Quote Originally Posted by Tempered View Post
    Granted, but your dog has uncurable rabies and is bitey.

    I wish we all used boats instead of cars to get to work in the city.
    Granted, but in order to do so, the world is flooded, and you now work in a waterworld pirate ship.... and you have gills

    I wish Dora the Explorer wasn't so annoying!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweets View Post
    Granted, but in order to do so, the world is flooded, and you now work in a waterworld pirate ship.... and you have gills

    I wish Dora the Explorer wasn't so annoying!
    Granted, but you are now stuck in the world with her, while Boots slaps you with Banana peels.

    I wish my paladin was 85.
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    I started the NBC... But cannot be apart of it. QQ

  17. #2077
    Quote Originally Posted by MythDanish View Post
    Granted, but you are now stuck in the world with her, while Boots slaps you with Banana peels.

    I wish my paladin was 85.
    Granted... but now you are stuck as a Holy Paly with Prot gear.

    I wish I had more creativity sometimes.

  18. #2078
    Granted, but your new-found creativity overloads, resulting in a revolutionary weapon of mass destruction, meaning the end of the world as we know it.

    I wish for cookies. (and milk)

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    Granted but you are a diabetic so you can't eat it .
    I wish for better health.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarj313 View Post
    Granted but you are a diabetic so you can't eat it .
    I wish for better health.
    Granted, but just before you were cured you developed a case of leperacy and you lost you're hands.

    I wish my priest was geared.
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    You've mistakenly made the assumption that I'm not capable of buying MORE poutine.

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