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  1. #201
    Quote Originally Posted by Lexxe View Post
    Granted! But your cell phone falls in the toilet!

    I wish 4pm would come faster!
    Granted, just not in your timezone.

    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sisco View Post
    Granted, just not in your timezone.

    I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.

    GRANTED! But somebody bottled you up in a glass jar, and is now singing the oscar meyer wiener song over and over again, driving you slowly insane.

    i wish for new sun glasses
    Last edited by Illunis; 2010-12-14 at 07:00 PM.

  3. #203
    Quote Originally Posted by Calistron View Post
    4pm does come faster, exactly every 3 seconds and your stuck in a continuous time loop.


    I wish Santa was real!
    Granted, but you realize Snape killed him in the 5th book.

    I wish this thread would go on forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sisco View Post
    Granted, but you realize Snape killed him in the 5th book.

    I wish this thread would go on forever.
    Granted, but soon moderator will lock this thread.

    I wish more turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoX View Post
    Granted, but soon moderator will lock this thread.

    I wish more turtles.
    Granted, but is confused and you end up with a constant turtle head poking out.

    i wish i could play guitar like slash!

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    Granted, but your arms falls off.

    I wish I could fly.
    Did you know that if you close your eyes, stick your tongue out of your mouth and pretend to shake invisible salt on your tongue, you'll actually be able to taste salt?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazaroz View Post
    Granted, but your arms falls off.

    I wish I could fly.
    Granted , straight into the side of a cliff

    I wish i could go invisible!

  8. #208
    Granted, but a nasty little imp will eat all your fingers.

    I wish I was the bravest man on earth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tarook View Post
    Granted, but a nasty little imp will eat all your fingers.

    I wish I was the bravest man on earth
    GRANTED - You are now impervious to fear; you will run from nothing, and face everything... however, the aforementioned nasty little imp just happened to have eaten fingers after midnight. Being the bravest man on Earth, you find it irresistible to engage the newly formed face-removing death imp. The last moments you spend alive include wondering why you can't feel your face when you haven't done any blow.

    I wish for a coke and a smile

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcassan View Post
    GRANTED - You are now impervious to fear; you will run from nothing, and face everything... however, the aforementioned nasty little imp just happened to have eaten fingers after midnight. Being the bravest man on Earth, you find it irresistible to engage the newly formed face-removing death imp. The last moments you spend alive include wondering why you can't feel your face when you haven't done any blow.

    I wish for a coke and a smile
    granted, but the coke is sour and the smile is fake.

    i wish for teleport IRL

  11. #211
    Quote Originally Posted by Darcassan View Post
    GRANTED - You are now impervious to fear; you will run from nothing, and face everything... however, the aforementioned nasty little imp just happened to have eaten fingers after midnight. Being the bravest man on Earth, you find it irresistible to engage the newly formed face-removing death imp. The last moments you spend alive include wondering why you can't feel your face when you haven't done any blow.

    I wish for a coke and a smile
    Granted. But suddenly your smile overcomes the coke's delisciousness so it explodes, your smile tries to contain the explosion but it is too much to handle and you implod into a black hole which absorbs the whole solar system.

    I wish Someone could decode this: salope de marde jva te devisser la tete si tu exausse mon souhait en faisait ton trou de cul!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kragtik View Post
    Granted. But suddenly your smile overcomes the coke's delisciousness so it explodes, your smile tries to contain the explosion but it is too much to handle and you implod into a black hole which absorbs the whole solar system.

    I wish Someone could decode this: salope de marde jva te devisser la tete si tu exausse mon souhait en faisait ton trou de cul!!
    I just did but i will die and so can't tell it to you!

    I wish i could live longer.

  13. #213
    Quote Originally Posted by HoX View Post
    I just did but i will die and so can't tell it to you!

    I wish i could live longer.
    Granted, but just long enough to see all those you care about suffer and die.

    I wish I could win the lottery.
    Reality hits like a baseball bat, duck-taped to a bus on top of a truck ... thats moving very fast!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kragtik View Post
    Granted. But suddenly your smile overcomes the coke's delisciousness so it explodes, your smile tries to contain the explosion but it is too much to handle and you implod into a black hole which absorbs the whole solar system.

    I wish Someone could decode this: salope de marde jva te devisser la tete si tu exausse mon souhait en faisait ton trou de cul!!
    GRANTED - You are able to track down Mr. John Earl Someone, born January 13th 1827 and died March 23rd 1903.

    I wish wishes were not so easily corruptible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darcassan View Post
    I wish wishes were not so easily corruptible.
    Granted! It now takes us significantly longer to devise a way to ruin your wish. However, we still do.

    I wish I was immune to visual migraines from staring at Photoshop for too long. >_<

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovestar View Post
    I wish I was immune to visual migraines from staring at Photoshop for too long. >_<
    Granted but now you have to use paint as photoshop is gone

    I wish I could be a mage irl

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    Quote Originally Posted by mystichawk View Post
    Granted but now you have to use paint as photoshop is gone

    I wish I could be a mage irl
    Granted, but you have no mana to cast spells with.

    I wish that I could travel through time.
    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it.
    Sane people are boring. Or else I've been around insane people so long that I can't tell the difference anymore. Either way, chase away those silly notions of linear thought: they have never done anyone good.
    VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!

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    Granted, but you accidentally went back to the "ice age" era. Have fun.
    I wish to have wings.

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    Granted, but they only work every monday from 3AM-6AM, and they have a 45% chance of failing.

    I wish for a unicorn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Haurne View Post
    Granted, but you accidentally went back to the "ice age" era. Have fun.
    I wish to have wings.
    HA! I am Russian! Your cold bothers me none!

    Quote Originally Posted by Garots View Post
    Granted, but they only work every monday from 3AM-6AM, and they have a 45% chance of failing.

    I wish for a unicorn!
    Granted, but your unicorn is so miniscule that you cannot see it without the most powerful microscope in the world!

    I wish to be a well known figure in future history.
    I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it.
    Sane people are boring. Or else I've been around insane people so long that I can't tell the difference anymore. Either way, chase away those silly notions of linear thought: they have never done anyone good.
    VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!

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