Still an unrepentant Twilight's Hammer cultist. Surrender to the Old Gods.
Granted, but good luck fitting through doorways.
I wish I would try to work out. I'm skinny.
Granted, but now you're radioactive and addicted to awkwardly placed background objects in music videos
I wish the color purple (as in epic color) no longer had any meaning. Oh wait, self fulfilling wishes arent allowed here.
I wish my Bindings would drop so I can stop farming MC already.
Granted but once u get the bindings WoW shuts down
I wish for a mountain dew
Granted, but it's rental, which only John D. Rockefeller can afford.i wish i had a gryphon that vomits rainbows and gives me candies
I wish for a puppy to be a play friend for my dog! :3
Granted, but it has rabies.
I wish for a person to share my life with.
Granted, but it's a feral raptor that eats you!
I wish for a rainbow gun.
He went extinct for your sins to save you from Satanasaurus Rex