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    Quote Originally Posted by Neganova View Post
    Granted, but you are forced to live in an incredibly mountainous area where your bike is absolutely no good, lest you should venture to break it again.

    I wish I knew what to buy my mother for Mother's Day.
    Granted but it gives her cancer (cause everything nowaday does.)

    I wish I could find a job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuhnta View Post
    Granted but it gives her cancer (cause everything nowaday does.)

    I wish I could find a job.
    Granted, but your boss sexually abuses you and you can't report them.

    I wish my ADD wouldn't act up near as often.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theredviola View Post
    Granted, but your boss sexually abuses you and you can't report them.

    I wish my ADD wouldn't act up near as often.
    Granted. You are now turned to stone, and forced to concentrate on the tiny field of vision that you have until the end of time, the cold death of the Universe in the year 3 Trillion.

    I wish I had wings.

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    Granted, but good luck fitting through doorways.

    I wish I would try to work out. I'm skinny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4KhazModan View Post
    Granted, but good luck fitting through doorways.

    I wish I would try to work out. I'm skinny.
    Granted, but you break your femur after a tragic squatting accident. You will never walk again

    I wish I had a good book to read.
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    If words bother you that much perhaps you should try being amish so you can avoid them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neganova View Post
    Granted, but you break your femur after a tragic squatting accident. You will never walk again

    I wish I had a good book to read.
    Granted, but you can't understand the use of language used in it.

    I wish the keylogger's friends, and their friends, and their friends and so on and so forth, forgot my password.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Wolfbane View Post
    Granted, but you can't understand the use of language used in it.

    I wish the keylogger's friends, and their friends, and their friends and so on and so forth, forgot my password.
    Granted, but you forgot it and your secret question at the same time.

    I wish I had my own home, because no home is like the one you got, cuz' that one belongs to you! (cwutididthere?)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wasselina View Post
    Granted, but you forgot it and your secret question at the same time.

    I wish I had my own home, because no home is like the one you got, cuz' that one belongs to you! (cwutididthere?)
    Granted, but when you move in you get killed in a microwave explosion.

    I wish she kisses me this week.

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    Granted, but she's actually a Vatican Assassin, so you die from kiss poison.

    I wish life didnt suck for everyone. Or me. Especially not me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arcanimus View Post
    Granted, but she's actually a Vatican Assassin, so you die from kiss poison.

    I wish life didnt suck for everyone. Or me. Especially not me.
    To be honest I don't give a f*ck if i die after the kiss

    Granted, but when it starts to be good, armageddon happens.

    I wish there would be some new alcohol invented.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bdx View Post
    To be honest I don't give a f*ck if i die after the kiss

    Granted, but when it starts to be good, armageddon happens.

    I wish there would be some new alcohol invented.
    Granted, but one sip is lethal.

    I wish I remembered my password, and that only I knew it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lord Wolfbane View Post
    Granted, but one sip is lethal.

    I wish I remembered my password, and that only I knew it.
    You finally remembered your password but forgot the username after too much thinking

    I wish i would reach 85 soon on my priest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alashan View Post
    You finally remembered your password but forgot the username after too much thinking

    I wish i would reach 85 soon on my priest.

    Granted, but as soon as you log off you'll be hacked an all your characters will be deleted.


    I wish I stopped burning down every house I've ever made on Minecraft

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aramore View Post
    Granted, but as soon as you log off you'll be hacked an all your characters will be deleted.


    I wish I stopped burning down every house I've ever made on Minecraft
    Granted. But you're playing Minecraft...

    I wish I haz cheesburgers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Invinciblebug View Post
    Granted. But you're playing Minecraft...

    I wish I haz cheesburgers.
    Granted, But now your an Internet Meme.

    I wish I was David Bowie sama sensei senpai san saamaaaaa...... Kun

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    Granted, but now you're radioactive and addicted to awkwardly placed background objects in music videos

    I wish the color purple (as in epic color) no longer had any meaning. Oh wait, self fulfilling wishes arent allowed here.

    I wish my Bindings would drop so I can stop farming MC already.
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    Granted but once u get the bindings WoW shuts down

    I wish for a mountain dew

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyeguywar View Post
    Granted but once u get the bindings WoW shuts down

    I wish for a mountain dew
    granted, but its diet.

    i wish i had a gryphon that vomits rainbows and gives me candies

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    i wish i had a gryphon that vomits rainbows and gives me candies
    Granted, but it's rental, which only John D. Rockefeller can afford.

    I wish for a puppy to be a play friend for my dog! :3

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    Granted, but it has rabies.

    I wish for a person to share my life with.

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