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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimitrij View Post
    Granted, but unfortunately for you, the cake IS a lie.

    I wish for something completely different.
    You are now a completely different person

    I wish mentally challenged ppl realise they are mentally challenged

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snakez View Post
    You are now a completely different person

    I wish mentally challenged ppl realise they are mentally challenged
    granted, but then they use their super strength to take over the world.

    i wish i could read peoples minds.

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    Granted! But you are no longer able to read your own mind!

    I wish I had a better computer!

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    Quote Originally Posted by farscape View Post
    granted, but its a mac so you automatically suck at life
    I wish the Celtics will win the playoffs
    Granted, but then the spartans will kill all the fanbase.

    I wish violence never existed!
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    Granted, but the definition of "peace" has been changed to "rampart rape"

    I wish for super powers!
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    Granted but your super power is to see only ugly people naked

    I wish that I had something that didn't screw me over in any way shape or form :P

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    BAM granted! But you die of boredom in a week.

    I wish only good music would play on radio.
    Delu čast in oblast!
    Praise the work and give it power!

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    Granted, but your radio is broken.

    I wish I wasn't hungry.

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    Granted, but now you're thirsty

    I wish I could fly

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted, however you can never drop altitude.

    I wish I were more confident.

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    Granted, but you never succeed at anything(ouch)

    I wish I was Link

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    Granted, but you never succeed at anything(ouch)

    I wish I was Link
    =((( it burns

    Granted, but you can't speak only grunt and yell.

    I wish I had SWTOR beta.

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    HYAAAAAH HYAH AHHHHHHHHHHH (Granted but it crashes upon login)

    HYAAAAAAAAAAH HYAHHHH HYAH (I wish I had GW2 beta)

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted, but it fills your entire house and you drown in it.

    I wish it was 11/11/11 so Skyrim would be out.

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    Granted, but you get punch in your throat and your vocal cords are too damaged for you to ever speak again.

    I wish Tom Cruise would come out of the closet already.

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    Granted, you're dating him

    I wish i had a sandwich
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tangster View Post
    Granted, you're dating him

    FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK! Did not see that one coming.

    OT: Granted, here's your Peanut Butter, Jelly, Pickles, and Mayo Sandwich. Enjoy!

    I wish didn't have to shave my face in the morning.

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    Granted, but your leg hairs start growing so quickly you have to shave them twice a day.

    I wish I could get to sleep faster.

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    Granted, but you can only sleep for 10 min at a time

    I wish the American economy would get back to shape...

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted, but that day, people who have those kind of bikes will be punch in the face.

    I wish a huge chocolate cake

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