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    Granted, but recent solar activity smelts it and then it evaporates. (strange, huh?)

    I wish for garlic bread.

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    granted, but the oven went to over 9000° and it burned as hell

    i wish for a paisa plate
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    granted, but since I don't know what that is, you get a plate of peanut butter and syrup

    I wish I owned a dragon that couldn't breath fire

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted, but it can still ensnare you with its eyes, trapping you for 50 years before eating you alive.

    I wish i was as smart as the main character of a beautiful mind(easiest corruption ever).
    The people with the most to say generally know the least.
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    Granted, but you are now a smart lab porpoise going crazy.

    I wish it would snow already.

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    granted but it snows so much for so long that you die of starvation b/c you couldn't get out of your home.

    I wish for a leprechaun to annoy the next poster

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted, but the leprechaun can't read well, so he thinks it says "poser" and annoys the next poster.

    I wish, I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.

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    Granted, but it'll be with them chasing and trying to eat you.

    I wish for my plants to understand not to die.

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    granted, but they grow and grow and grow until your home is engulfed in a sea of plant like mess

    I wish for a pot of gold

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Granted but the government will immediately claim all of it and accuse your of treason and theft from Fort Knox.

    I wish for medical professionals to invent a permanent solution/cure to/for allergies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enzefik View Post
    Granted but the government will immediately claim all of it and accuse your of treason and theft from Fort Knox.

    I wish for medical professionals to invent a permanent solution/cure to/for allergies.
    Granted, but you are allergic to that cure (and there is no way to cure that allergy)

    I wish I knew something I could wish for

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    Quote Originally Posted by Icyshadow View Post
    Since person above me didn't make a wish, I'll just start off with my own wish...
    I wish Blizzard would stop nerfing content and just place a 3rd easier difficulty level that casuals would be okay with, giving loot with worse quality than other levels of raids.
    Granted! But that content is only accessible to people who pay additional monthly fees!

    I wish I could cook!

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    Granted! But that content is only accessible to people who pay additional monthly fees!

    I wish I could cook!
    Granted, you can now cook. Sadly, you've got Boneitis, so it's impossible to put your newly found skills to use!


    I wish for serious business...

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    granted, but the serious business is a colonoscopy, YOUR colonsoncopy, and the guy's not using any medical tools....

    I wish I was really a Jedi
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    Granted but you can't control the powers of the force and it causes you to implode (;

    I wish I could fly :3



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    granted but you fly too close to the sun and you burn up and die

    I wish for pie

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    grantd but the pie is poison

    i wish i didnt sleep all day and get some work done.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sac View Post
    grantd but the pie is poison

    i wish i didnt sleep all day and get some work done.
    Granted. You're now an insomniac and suffer constant symptoms of sleep deprivation. You'll be dead in a few days, before your work is meaningful.

    I wish I had 2 free copies of Minecraft!
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    granted but neither copy can install :\

    I wish the next poster was a wizard

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    granted, but it instantly gone into a pirate

    i wish for a parrot
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