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    You do quit, but have a fatal aneurysm days later.

    (Lets try this again!)

    I WISH I WASN'T AT WORK

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petrified Penguin View Post
    Granted but you got fired

    I wish I was a video game character
    granted, but you kept getting ganked

    i wish i didnt need to wear glasses

  3. #243
    Granted but when you took em off to put in your contacts you accidentally poked out your eye

    I wish that I could feel no pain
    Quote Originally Posted by Daimyon
    Well one thing's for sure, they couldn't very well let Saurfang run the Horde.* Could you imagine how impossible it would be to raid horde's main city if the alliance had to face the Cleave Master?
    [4:LocalDefense] Orgrimmar is under... nevermind.

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    Edit dammit! XD

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    granted, but you couldnt feel love either

    i wish i could live closer to the person i love

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    granted, but you couldnt feel love either

    i wish i could live closer to the person i love
    Granted, you live in a 10 foot cardboard box together.

    I wish I had easier access to Acid.

  7. #247
    Granted but It's Sulfiric Acid

    I wish I could find Atlantis
    Quote Originally Posted by Daimyon
    Well one thing's for sure, they couldn't very well let Saurfang run the Horde.* Could you imagine how impossible it would be to raid horde's main city if the alliance had to face the Cleave Master?
    [4:LocalDefense] Orgrimmar is under... nevermind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aturbus View Post
    Granted but you failed every exam!

    I wish I could stop smoking (*inhales deeply*)
    granted, but you became addicted to sniffing people who did smoke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petrified Penguin View Post
    Granted but It's Sulfiric Acid

    I wish I could find Atlantis
    granted, but you was trapped there for life

    i wish i could fly

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    You can now fly but your legs were taken to make wings out of!

    I wish for more cowbell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    granted, but you became addicted to sniffing people who did smoke

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    granted, but you was trapped there for life

    i wish i could fly
    Granted, you are hit by an airplane after 5 minutes of your first flight.

    I wish that I could successfully keep more than one girlfriend at a time.

    I wish for more cowbell.
    Granted, a 5 ton cowbell falls on your head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    i wish i could fly
    Granted, but you never learned to land and became so worn out from flying you passed out and fell to your death.

    I wish I had a spoon to eat my pudding with.

  12. #252
    granted but the spoon is too big for your bowl

    I wish I knew what the ??? was in 1. etc 2. etc ??? Profit!
    Quote Originally Posted by Daimyon
    Well one thing's for sure, they couldn't very well let Saurfang run the Horde.* Could you imagine how impossible it would be to raid horde's main city if the alliance had to face the Cleave Master?
    [4:LocalDefense] Orgrimmar is under... nevermind.

  13. #253
    You can now keep more than one girlfriend at a time, but your afflicted with chronic erectile dysfunction!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evián View Post
    Granted, but you never learned to land and became so worn out from flying you passed out and fell to your death.

    I wish I had a spoon to eat my pudding with.
    granted, but it was a rusty spoon, and would infect your mouth after use

    i wish i could undergo a hollowfication (from bleach)

  15. #255
    You find out that 1. is divide and 2. is zero and your mind explodes, leaving your profit unclaimed

    I wish I had a jaw like Deathwing's

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    granted, but it was a rusty spoon, and would infect your mouth after use

    i wish i could undergo a hollowfication (from bleach)
    Granted! but your mind grow hollow and blank from watching to much of the TV show Bleach.

    I wish it was easier to become a fire fighter

  17. #257
    granted, but you die after becoming a fire fighter by drowning

    I wish i could divide by 0
    Quote Originally Posted by Daimyon
    Well one thing's for sure, they couldn't very well let Saurfang run the Horde.* Could you imagine how impossible it would be to raid horde's main city if the alliance had to face the Cleave Master?
    [4:LocalDefense] Orgrimmar is under... nevermind.

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    Granted, but the world would explode.


    I wish i had a mountain of tennis balls
    Quote Originally Posted by Boubouille View Post
    OMG EVERYONE IS BANNED.

  19. #259
    You can divide by zero but get bullied by much cooler kids for being such a facking nerd.

    I wish I could sing like Jack Black

  20. #260
    Quote Originally Posted by Petrified Penguin View Post
    granted, but you die after becoming a fire fighter by drowning

    I wish i could divide by 0
    Granted, you shoot yourself because of your mathematical genius that no other person on earth could ever understand or even comprehend.

    I wish i didn't burn dinner : /

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