1. #2621
    granted but your so bad at it it causes you to cancel your subscribtion. at the same time you realize you have no friends no one likes you and every woman you ever meet you must tell them about your accedent that causes you to stay a virgin for the rest of you life.

    i wish i wasnt so evil..
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  2. #2622
    granted, but you become so good that you donate everything you have to charity and live a life of poverty at a monastery somewhere in Asia

    I wish for the next person to have the most delicious pizza ever

  3. #2623
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    Granted, but before I could eat it, it got stolen.

    I wish i found schoolwork more interesting.
    The people with the most to say generally know the least.
    I prove the above statement.

  4. #2624
    granted but now you hate girls.

    I wish that somewhere in the world someone made a computer that could create anything.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  5. #2625
    granted, but it has an error and all it can make is Rebecca Black and Justin Beiber duets.

    I wish for a limousine

  6. #2626
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    granted.


    i wish for BMW m3
    "#Got99ProblemsAndTreannAintOne" ~ElyPop

  7. #2627
    Quote Originally Posted by NightFury Treann View Post
    granted.


    i wish for BMW m3
    Granted, but it will arrive like this:



    I wish for immortality!
    Last edited by Wizie; 2011-10-25 at 11:11 PM.

  8. #2628
    granted, but Gohan and the gang sealed you away in that alternate world place so you're pretty much screwed

    I wish for Treann to make me a pic of such epicness that it would crash the internet

  9. #2629
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but Gohan and the gang sealed you away in that alternate world place so you're pretty much screwed

    I wish for Treann to make me a pic of such epicness that it would crash the internet
    Granted but it actually crashes the internet and completely shuts it down forever.

    I wish the person replying to this would love me.

  10. #2630
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    Granted. Prepare thy anus.

    Skelington wishes he knew everything there is to know.

  11. #2631
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zf View Post
    Granted but it actually crashes the internet and completely shuts it down forever.

    I wish the person replying to this would love me.
    Granted, but you are only loved for 10 seconds

    I wish for a mutated cake under my command

  12. #2632
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    Granted. Prepare thy anus.

    Skelington wishes he knew everything there is to know.
    Granted but you will find out how you die and go insane.

    I wish for Knaak to never publish a book again.

  13. #2633
    Quote Originally Posted by Enhanced View Post
    Granted but you will find out how you die and go insane.

    I wish for Knaak to never publish a book again.
    Granted, but he has now been contracted to create every Hollywood production until the end of time.

    I wish for more time in the day.

  14. #2634
    Quote Originally Posted by Venali View Post
    Granted, but he has now been contracted to create every Hollywood production until the end of time.

    I wish for more time in the day.
    Granted, but you are now permanently asleep.

    I wish for a better computer.

  15. #2635
    Quote Originally Posted by Brometheus View Post
    Granted, but you are now permanently asleep.

    I wish for a better computer.
    Granted, but someone forgot to apply the thermal paste correctly, the failsafes fail, and the processor melts. I wish to get straight As next semester. As if that could happen.
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    If I could sleep next to a running vacuum cleaner, I woudn't care. I cannot, therefore, I care.


  16. #2636
    granted, but it was b/c of a mix up in the system that causes the FBI to think you're a hacker and they throw you in prison.

    I wish for PO TAY TOES

  17. #2637
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post

    I wish for PO TAY TOES
    Granted, but they were very bad for your stomach O.o


    I wish for my manga's to not get spoiled every week =(

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tides View Post
    Granted, but they were very bad for your stomach O.o


    I wish for my manga's to not get spoiled every week =(
    Granted, but now they're only released untranslated from Japanese.

    I wish that I could focus on my work and actually finish something.

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    Granted, but you construct a machine with the sole purpose of stabbing you.

    Skelington wishes for a pet Archaeopteryx that will love him as much as Skelington loves it.

  20. #2640
    sorry bro, but its unlovable :-(

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