1. #2641
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikvis View Post
    Granted, but now they're only released untranslated from Japanese.

    I wish that I could focus on my work and actually finish something.
    Granted, but you now hate your craft.

    I wish to be a Komodo Dragon!

    ---------- Post added 2011-10-25 at 07:34 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    Granted, but you construct a machine with the sole purpose of stabbing you.

    Skelington wishes for a pet Archaeopteryx that will love him as much as Skelington loves it.
    Granted, but you hate your pet Archaeopteryx.

    I WISH TO BE A GIANT KOMODO DRAGON

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonicbreak View Post
    Granted, but you now hate your craft.

    I wish to be a Komodo Dragon!
    Granted, a poacher has you already incapacitated and ready to kill.

    I wish for a single pair of socks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbleedinggums View Post
    Granted, a poacher has you already incapacitated and ready to kill.

    I wish for a single pair of socks.
    Granted, but one gets lost in the dryer.

    I wish I was back in New York.

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    Granted, but they are inside a pair of soaking wet through wellington boots!

    I wish I could go back in time


    edit:damnit, beaten to it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbleedinggums View Post
    I wish for a single pair of socks.
    Granted. But they are charred beyond recognition or usability.

    I wish I didn't have to heal baleroc so often.

    EDIT: DAMN double beaten!

    Quote Originally Posted by Suphix View Post
    Granted, but they are inside a pair of soaking wet through wellington boots!

    I wish I could go back in time

    edit:damnit, beaten to it!
    Granted, you are stuck in the middle ages as a farmer.

    ... I wish I didn't have to heal baleroc so often.
    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Ford
    Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why few engage in it.
    This explains a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BoomChickn View Post

    Granted, you are stuck in the middle ages as a farmer.

    ... I wish I didn't have to heal baleroc so often.
    Granted, but you lose your raid spot to a trade chat PuG healer.

    I wish I was back in New York.

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    Granted, but the Cloverfield monster appears.

    I wish I was a wizard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agoonga View Post
    Granted, but the Cloverfield monster appears.

    I wish I was a wizard.
    Granted, but every spell you cast somehow always end up beign the exact oposite of what you truly wish.

    I wish I could make people I love love me in return.

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    Granted, but that person will hate you in 24 hours.

    I wish I could have school spirit.

  10. #2650
    granted but now its impossible for you to sit down.

    i wish my limo didnt explode a few pages back.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  11. #2651
    Granted, now your chauffeur murders you by driving it into a river.

    I wish I could eat and eat and eat and never get fat or full or bored of food or cancer or lose my sense of taste or anything.

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    Granted, but due to that you eat all the food on the planet until there is nothing left.

    I wish I had a mansion.

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    Granted, but the mansion burns down.
    I wish I had a new computer.

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    granted but its too old and only has dial up.

    i wish my limo driver also didnt murder me.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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    Granted, but the limo is perfectly sealed shut, and you run out of oxygen, and soon suffocate.

    I wish I didn't make this wish.

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    Granted, but the guilt drives you into being an alcoholic and you soon die of liver cirrhosis.

    I wish I had 99 red balloons.

  17. #2657
    Granted, but the balloons lift you extremely high and eventually you fall and die.

    I wish I could be a Poke Master

  18. #2658
    granted but you poke too much and you poked the wrong person and you are not on the run for your life from the hell angel gang.

    i wish i knew what the person under me was gonna wsh for.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  19. #2659
    Granted, but only sub-consiously

    I wish that my wish couldn't be corrupted.

  20. #2660
    Granted since you made no real wish to corrupt. It's like multiplying by 0 no matter what the number the answer will still be 0.

    I wish it was the weekend.

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