1. #2661
    Granted since you made no real wish to corrupt. It's like multiplying by 0 no matter what the number the answer will still be 0.

    I wish it was the weekend.

  2. #2662
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    Granted but you have to go to work/school anyway.

    I wish for Skyrim

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFurry View Post
    I wish for Skyrim
    Granted, but you're not allowed to play it.

    I wish for the next expansion to be good.
    Thank you dubbelbasse for the excellent sig!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zantumall View Post
    Granted, but you're not allowed to play it.

    I wish for the next expansion to be good.
    Granted, but your account is banned and you have to start anew.

    I wish for Diablo 3 Beta...

  5. #2665
    Granted but Blizzard cancels the game. Something about lack of money due loss of subs in WOW and instead they want to invest in Pandas.

    I wish I was more awake.

  6. #2666
    granted but now you go blind and deaf.

    I wish i could get my long over due birthday gift from my dad that should have happened back in febuary..
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

  7. #2667
    Quote Originally Posted by sac View Post
    granted but now you go blind and deaf.

    I wish i could get my long over due birthday gift from my dad that should have happened back in febuary..
    granted, but the gift he got you was a puppy... and it has been lost in the mail since then. I strongly recommend just throwing the box away unopened.

    I wish i could turn into a dragon at will, while still retaining my memories, personality, and mental capability.

  8. #2668
    Quote Originally Posted by seije View Post
    granted, but the gift he got you was a puppy... and it has been lost in the mail since then. I strongly recommend just throwing the box away unopened.

    I wish i could turn into a dragon at will, while still retaining my memories, personality, and mental capability.
    Granted, but you are twisted under the control of the Old Gods, who somehow came from WoW to the Earth. They corrupt you with madness and make you forget who you really were. In the end, adventurers kill you and take your hide.

    I wish I were asleep right now. /leyawn

  9. #2669
    Quote Originally Posted by Deathwing the Destroyer View Post
    Granted, but you are twisted under the control of the Old Gods, who somehow came from WoW to the Earth. They corrupt you with madness and make you forget who you really were. In the end, adventurers kill you and take your hide.

    I wish I were asleep right now. /leyawn
    granted. but you wake up with people staring at you and laughing at your morning wood.


    i wish i had a purple bear i could ride around. id name him Brutas.
    Quote Originally Posted by -Ethos- View Post
    I literally die every time i see people using literally wrong.

  10. #2670
    granted, but it was actually a very obese and hairy man

    I wish for rain
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

  11. #2671
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but it was actually a very obese and hairy man

    I wish for rain
    Granted, You walk outside when you realize it is raining and instead of playing in the rain start to feel a burning sensation and quickly learn it's acid rain

    I wish for a pet walrus
    Last edited by Diraeqt; 2011-10-28 at 07:37 AM.

  12. #2672
    granted, but it's in the possession of a momma bear that thinks it's her cub, good luck ^.^

    I wish for clean rain
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

  13. #2673
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but it's in the possession of a momma bear that thinks it's her cub, good luck ^.^

    I wish for clean rain
    wish granted.. but in this world where twilight falls..the clean rain is really just fire.. my fire

    i wish to have a minor set back
    Last edited by Deathwing Aspect Of Death; 2011-10-28 at 07:45 AM.
    The sun has set on this mortal world fools make peace with your end for the hour of twilight falls!

  14. #2674
    granted, you stub your toe causing you to get pwnd by players. and then, after having your head removed from your body, you are the first boss in MoP

    I wish for fireproof clean rain
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

  15. #2675
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, you stub your toe causing you to get pwnd by players. and then, after having your head removed from your body, you are the first boss in MoP

    I wish for fireproof clean rain
    Granted. It never stops and floods the world.

    I wish I hadn't broken my leg at blizzcon.

  16. #2676
    granted, but you broke your arms instead

    I wish I had an uncorruptable wish
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

  17. #2677
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but you broke your arms instead

    I wish I had an uncorruptable wish
    Granted, but your uncorrupted wish is corrupted by the forced of the uncorrupting wish gods of the uncorrupting, corruption.

    I wish to do well on my Final Exams during the next six weeks.

  18. #2678
    granted, but you only do well b/c you cheated, which you get caught for after it's all said and done causing you to get kicked out of wherever it is your being examined.

    I wish for a holy cow
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

  19. #2679
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but you only do well b/c you cheated, which you get caught for after it's all said and done causing you to get kicked out of wherever it is your being examined.

    I wish for a holy cow
    Granted, but the wish gods misheard your call, and instead gave you a sacred cow, you now reside in India (land of the sacred cow) and shall now physically become a cow, and never be able to talk to humans, despite your intellectual superiority, forever scilent, and the field of grass.

    I wish my hay-fever would go away.

  20. #2680
    granted, it all pours out of your nose as bushels of hay until your house is entirely messy.

    I wish for these Indian people to stop stepping on mah grass
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

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