1. #2661
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but it's in the possession of a momma bear that thinks it's her cub, good luck ^.^

    I wish for clean rain
    wish granted.. but in this world where twilight falls..the clean rain is really just fire.. my fire

    i wish to have a minor set back
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    The sun has set on this mortal world fools make peace with your end for the hour of twilight falls!

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    granted, you stub your toe causing you to get pwnd by players. and then, after having your head removed from your body, you are the first boss in MoP

    I wish for fireproof clean rain

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

  3. #2663
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, you stub your toe causing you to get pwnd by players. and then, after having your head removed from your body, you are the first boss in MoP

    I wish for fireproof clean rain
    Granted. It never stops and floods the world.

    I wish I hadn't broken my leg at blizzcon.

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    granted, but you broke your arms instead

    I wish I had an uncorruptable wish

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

  5. #2665
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but you broke your arms instead

    I wish I had an uncorruptable wish
    Granted, but your uncorrupted wish is corrupted by the forced of the uncorrupting wish gods of the uncorrupting, corruption.

    I wish to do well on my Final Exams during the next six weeks.

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    granted, but you only do well b/c you cheated, which you get caught for after it's all said and done causing you to get kicked out of wherever it is your being examined.

    I wish for a holy cow

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but you only do well b/c you cheated, which you get caught for after it's all said and done causing you to get kicked out of wherever it is your being examined.

    I wish for a holy cow
    Granted, but the wish gods misheard your call, and instead gave you a sacred cow, you now reside in India (land of the sacred cow) and shall now physically become a cow, and never be able to talk to humans, despite your intellectual superiority, forever scilent, and the field of grass.

    I wish my hay-fever would go away.

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    granted, it all pours out of your nose as bushels of hay until your house is entirely messy.

    I wish for these Indian people to stop stepping on mah grass

    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.

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    I wish for a holy cow
    Granted. Unfortunatelly it doesn't produce any milk, only LOADS of holy s***. Later on you wonder, why the heck did I ask for a holy cow in the first place?!?!?

    I wish that life goes on as it has been for the last three weeks.

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    Granted, they are now Chinese people.

    I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow night.

  11. #2671
    Quote Originally Posted by Concupiscent View Post
    Granted. Unfortunatelly it doesn't produce any milk, only LOADS of holy s***. Later on you wonder, why the heck did I ask for a holy cow in the first place?!?!?

    I wish that life goes on as it has been for the last three weeks.
    Granted, you now live the last three weeks of your life over and over again for the rest of eternity.

    I wish that I was better at making wishes

  12. #2672
    Quote Originally Posted by Gorno View Post
    Granted, they are now Chinese people.

    I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow night.
    granted u are now unemployed

    i wish for a car wash

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    I wish that I was better at making wishes
    Granted. Unfortunatelly your success with the opposite sex now drops down to zero. You overhear a conversation one day, descriping your inability to say anything straight... "Poor sucker, all he/she does is wish this and wish that, I mean what is that...?"

    I wish nobody replies to this in the next two minutes. I really should get back to work.
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    Granted! Unfortunatelly your own curiosity to see if anyone replied in the last 2 minutes, caused you to be caught by your boss not doing your work, and you lose your job.

    I wish to win at the casino tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lukyl View Post
    Granted! Unfortunatelly your own curiosity to see if anyone replied in the last 2 minutes, caused you to be caught by your boss not doing your work, and you lose your job.

    I wish to win at the casino tonight.
    Granted but you are soon arrested for cheating the casino games

    I wish for a jet

  16. #2676
    Quote Originally Posted by lukyl View Post
    I wish to win at the casino tonight.
    granted u won 4 dollars and 38 cents


    i wish that my wish cant go wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diraeqt View Post
    Granted but you are soon arrested for cheating the casino games

    I wish for a jet
    granted but it falls apart mid flight

    i wish for 1 uncorrupted wish excluding this 1

  18. #2678
    Quote Originally Posted by wicker View Post
    granted but it falls apart mid flight

    i wish for 1 uncorrupted wish excluding this 1
    granted but you have to ask it in an alien language no one knows or has heard of.

    I wish children didn't get cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by finnalblow View Post
    granted u won 4 dollars and 38 cents


    i wish that my wish cant go wrong
    Granted! But that was your only wish...

    I wish to be irrestible to women..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl403 View Post
    granted but you have to ask it in an alien language no one knows or has heard of.

    I wish children didn't get cancer.
    Granted! they now get polio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    Granted! But you're now asexual.

    I wish I'd get a new bed for Christmas
    Granted, a hobo will you give his 20 year old, slime encrusted matras.

    I wish for a pony!

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