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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    I wish for a holy cow
    Granted. Unfortunatelly it doesn't produce any milk, only LOADS of holy s***. Later on you wonder, why the heck did I ask for a holy cow in the first place?!?!?

    I wish that life goes on as it has been for the last three weeks.

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    Granted, they are now Chinese people.

    I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Concupiscent View Post
    Granted. Unfortunatelly it doesn't produce any milk, only LOADS of holy s***. Later on you wonder, why the heck did I ask for a holy cow in the first place?!?!?

    I wish that life goes on as it has been for the last three weeks.
    Granted, you now live the last three weeks of your life over and over again for the rest of eternity.

    I wish that I was better at making wishes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorno View Post
    Granted, they are now Chinese people.

    I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow night.
    granted u are now unemployed

    i wish for a car wash

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeast View Post
    I wish that I was better at making wishes
    Granted. Unfortunatelly your success with the opposite sex now drops down to zero. You overhear a conversation one day, descriping your inability to say anything straight... "Poor sucker, all he/she does is wish this and wish that, I mean what is that...?"

    I wish nobody replies to this in the next two minutes. I really should get back to work.
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    Granted! Unfortunatelly your own curiosity to see if anyone replied in the last 2 minutes, caused you to be caught by your boss not doing your work, and you lose your job.

    I wish to win at the casino tonight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lukyl View Post
    Granted! Unfortunatelly your own curiosity to see if anyone replied in the last 2 minutes, caused you to be caught by your boss not doing your work, and you lose your job.

    I wish to win at the casino tonight.
    Granted but you are soon arrested for cheating the casino games

    I wish for a jet

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    Quote Originally Posted by lukyl View Post
    I wish to win at the casino tonight.
    granted u won 4 dollars and 38 cents


    i wish that my wish cant go wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diraeqt View Post
    Granted but you are soon arrested for cheating the casino games

    I wish for a jet
    granted but it falls apart mid flight

    i wish for 1 uncorrupted wish excluding this 1

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    Quote Originally Posted by wicker View Post
    granted but it falls apart mid flight

    i wish for 1 uncorrupted wish excluding this 1
    granted but you have to ask it in an alien language no one knows or has heard of.

    I wish children didn't get cancer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by finnalblow View Post
    granted u won 4 dollars and 38 cents


    i wish that my wish cant go wrong
    Granted! But that was your only wish...

    I wish to be irrestible to women..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl403 View Post
    granted but you have to ask it in an alien language no one knows or has heard of.

    I wish children didn't get cancer.
    Granted! they now get polio.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lukyl View Post
    Granted! But that was your only wish...

    I wish to be irrestible to women..
    Granted! But you're now asexual.

    I wish I'd get a new bed for Christmas


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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    Granted! But you're now asexual.

    I wish I'd get a new bed for Christmas
    Granted, a hobo will you give his 20 year old, slime encrusted matras.

    I wish for a pony!

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    Granted! But its from IKEA so you have to put it together yourself.

    I wish for a free 3D 50+ inch TV

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    Quote Originally Posted by kosuko View Post
    Granted, a hobo will you give his 20 year old, slime encrusted matras.

    I wish for a pony!
    Granted! But it has rabies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lukyl View Post
    Granted! But its from IKEA so you have to put it together yourself.

    I wish for a free 3D 50+ inch TV

    Granted, but its littered with dead pixels.

    I wish I could solve a rubik's cube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earl403 View Post
    Granted, but its littered with dead pixels.

    I wish I could solve a rubik's cube.
    Granted! But once you solve it it opens a one way portal to a new dimension, and you are sucked in despite any effort to get away.

    I wish for the ability to control time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lukyl View Post
    I wish for the ability to control time!
    Granted, but you will only be able to control a fraction of time, namely hammer time.


    I wish for a machine that can produce EVERYTHING, without problems, for free

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    Quote Originally Posted by McBarty View Post
    Granted, but you will only be able to control a fraction of time, namely hammer time.


    I wish for a machine that can produce EVERYTHING, without problems, for free
    Granted, but that machine produces so much of everything that you become a horder and die by all your stuff

    I wish for a job
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    Granted but the pay is horrid =/

    I wish for this awesome PC that can play every game on highest settings for the next 5 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apphia* View Post
    Granted but the pay is horrid =/

    I wish for this awesome PC that can play every game on highest settings for the next 5 years.
    Granted, but it turns off every 5 minutes to prevent overheating, and you can't disable this feature.

    I wish for a real life portal gun. (like in the game Portal)

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