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    Granted but a small earth tremor caused by your fart caused the mountain to crumble killing you granny instanly in a hail of tennis balls.

    I wish for a singing tortoise

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    You get a singing tortoise, but he sings only Lady Gaga songs w/o autotune.

    I wish I wasn't addicted to stupid forum games!

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    granted however you die in a rock related accident including heroin, hookers, and a tall midget.

    I wish alliance would stop will the qq


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    Edit dammit! Too slow!

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    Granted but the first hot chick you see is your mom!

    I wish for a bucket full of twinkies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrill View Post
    granted however you die in a rock related accident including heroin, hookers, and a tall midget.

    I wish alliance would stop will the qq
    Granted, but in the following expansion after cataclysm the horde get wiped out forcing all horde players to re-roll alliance

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    Okay 2 things. 1, Refresh b4 u post so we don't have repeat replies or replies to non existent posts. XD And 2, please PLEASE provide a wish. Its hard to keep it going if u corrupt one but forget to provide a new one. XD

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImTheScrubby View Post
    Granted but the first hot chick you see is your mom!

    I wish for a bucket full of twinkies!
    granted, but the only last for 5 mins, lets hope your hungry

    i wish i had all the epic games for xbox 360 i dont already own

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    Granted, Red Ring of Death

    I wish Bombkirby would reply faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImTheScrubby View Post
    Granted, Red Ring of Death

    I wish Bombkirby would reply faster.
    granted, but he/she got an insta-bannhammer

    i wish i could shread on the guitar

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    granted, but he/she got an insta-bannhammer

    i wish i could shread on the guitar
    Granted, but you get bruised fingers.

    I wish I could get to sleep.
    I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    granted, but he/she got an insta-bannhammer

    i wish i could shread on the guitar
    Granted, but the cheese you shreaded ruined your guitar.

    I wish for eyeballs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neviena View Post
    Granted, but the cheese you shreaded ruined your guitar.

    I wish for eyeballs.
    Granted, you are now buried in them

    I wish for GM status
    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Ford
    Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why few engage in it.
    This explains a lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Neviena View Post
    Granted, but the cheese you shreaded ruined your guitar.

    I wish for eyeballs.
    granted, but they melt a day later

    i wish i could write/type faster

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3DTyrant View Post
    granted, but they melt a day later

    i wish i could write/type faster
    Granted but you type so fast it burns a hole in your keyboard and you have to buy new ones daily.

    I wish I had an explosive personality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bombkirby View Post
    Granted but you type so fast it burns a hole in your keyboard and you have to buy new ones daily.

    I wish I had an explosive personality.
    granted, but you blow up half the world

    i wish i didnt feel a need to nerdrage so much

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    Granted, but you are now also a explosive psychopath

    I wish for another Muppets movie!

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    Granted, but Kermit dies.

    I wish to see Avenged Sevenfold live again!
    I'd do anything for a smile, holding you 'til our time is done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImTheScrubby View Post
    Granted, but you are now also a explosive psychopath

    I wish for another Muppets movie!
    Granted (there's actually one coming out) but it's only released on Betamax

    I wish for warmer weather.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzzie View Post
    Granted (there's actually one coming out) but it's only released on Betamax

    I wish for warmer weather.
    granted, but its too warm for you

    i wish for a bigger room

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