1. #2841
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    Granted, but it all tastes like toothpaste.

    I wish I had a Gundam.

  2. #2842
    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyyn View Post
    Granted, but it all tastes like toothpaste.

    I wish I had a Gundam.
    Granted but you fall victim to the erupting burning finger



    I wish for a real Charizaard

  3. #2843
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    Granted, but he eats your face and dies a horrific death due to food poisoning.

    I wish I had a kebab whenever I want it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Spirituz
    Can you imagine screwing a druid? They could turn into all sorts of things..There would be no end to the variety of holes available.

  4. #2844
    granted, but it's thrown, at high velocity, at you and you have to hope you have some damn good dodging skills to not get impaled.

    I wish for a cat
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

  5. #2845
    granted but your getting mine, got quite a feral side to him.

    I wish for more metal

  6. #2846
    Granted, but a lawyer from the IRS shows up at your door and audits you for not filing your metal assets properly. You lose everything to the government.

    I wish I could think of a wish.

  7. #2847
    Quote Originally Posted by Lastlivingsoul View Post
    Granted, but a lawyer from the IRS shows up at your door and audits you for not filing your metal assets properly. You lose everything to the government.

    I wish I could think of a wish.
    Granted, but you wish for garrote decapitation.

    I wish we'd get some info n Dawn of War 3.

  8. #2848
    granted, but it's in ancient Aztec

    I wish for a picture
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

  9. #2849
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but it's in ancient Aztec

    I wish for a picture
    Granted, though its a premonition of your brutal death.

    I wish the Game of Thrones encore presentation on HBO lasted for all time until Season two comes out.

  10. #2850
    I am Murloc! Satan's Avatar
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    Granted, but you can't afford it.

    I wish to be the little girl

  11. #2851
    Quote Originally Posted by UnCorpse View Post
    Granted, but you can't afford it.

    I wish to be the little girl
    Granted but your sold to be a slave.

    I wish this weather can continue right through winter.

  12. #2852
    granted, but Blizz bans your account for hacking the game files

    I wish for a gold brick
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

  13. #2853
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but Blizz bans your account for hacking the game files

    I wish for a gold brick
    Granted, but the world currency is now Guardian Cubs.

    I wish I knew why.

  14. #2854
    granted, but the knowledge drives you insane and you stop eating in your insanity and slowly but painfully die

    I wish for a guardian cub
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

  15. #2855
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    Granted but you soon turn into a crazy cub lady with 50 guardian cubs


    I wish for Cthulu as my bff

  16. #2856
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    granted but he sacrfices u're family for gold and a shield

    i wish for 1 billion dollars

  17. #2857
    granted buts its manopily money

    i wish for my wow account to be unbanned

  18. #2858
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    Granted, but you are banned again the next day.

    I wish for a vehicle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xosimos View Post
    Granted, but you are banned again the next day.

    I wish for a vehicle.
    Granted, but you are banned from driving permanently after a drink driving accident.

    I wish for the ability to never require sleep!

  20. #2860
    Granted, but you continue to dream at all times of the day and night, you lose track of reality and ultimately go insane.

    I wish for a delicious pizza.

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