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    Granted: The world stops spinning and you are stuck in an eternal night.
    http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...time-with-lore 4th specs from a pure lore standpoint.
    http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...0#post17518830 Read / Add your ideas for new endgame formats/variables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    no wish? fail

    I wish for chemicader to make a wish
    Granted, He made a wish, but since you dont have telepathy you cant hear it.

    I wish i had telepathy

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    Quote Originally Posted by kain1614 View Post
    I wish i had telepathy
    Granted, but the first person you encounter with your new gift is your mother, and she just had 'special time' with your father.

    I wish I owned a wolf-dog hybrid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kain1614 View Post
    Granted, He made a wish, but since you dont have telepathy you cant hear it.

    I wish i had telepathy
    Granted, But the only minds you can read are those of flamboyant gay men.

    I wish I had a kitten!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NerdsRSexi2 View Post
    Granted, But the only minds you can read are those of flamboyant gay men.

    I wish I had a kitten!
    Granted, it's a naked one.

    I wish I had a Dollar.
    Quote Originally Posted by Davillage View Post
    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    So all vegans want to kill animals.

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    granted, but you beat up a little kid for it and now you're being chased by the cops.

    I wish for a penny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but you beat up a little kid for it and now you're being chased by the cops.

    I wish for a penny
    Granted, but wait, it's superglued to the floor!

    I wish the homeless to have homes, and keep my own too

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    Granted, but you will only have one.

    I wish for my TV controller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeRoy View Post
    Granted, but you will only have one.

    I wish for my TV controller.
    Granted, but now you lost your TV.

    I wish for some peppers to grow in my garden in winter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kain1614 View Post
    Granted, but now you lost your TV.

    I wish for some peppers to grow in my garden in winter.
    Granted, but they are all Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.

    I wish that I and everyone else was dead and could not be resurrected. Lets see you mess that up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kain1614 View Post
    Granted, but now you lost your TV.

    I wish for some peppers to grow in my garden in winter.
    Granted, but you will forget to thaw them out when you pick them, and when you go to chop them, the knife will slide off the pepper and you will slice off your entire hand.

    I wish for a new, high-end PC that will have no trouble playing any game I purchase, with a fast enough, unlimited Internet connection to download anything I want within minutes.

    ---------- Post added 2011-11-08 at 08:05 PM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyyn View Post
    Granted, but they are all Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.

    I wish that I and everyone else was dead and could not be resurrected. Lets see you mess that up.
    Granted ... (can't really type anymore because we are all dead ... sorry)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ballador View Post
    Granted ... (can't really type anymore because we are all dead ... sorry)
    Then I have won the thread. For your assistance, I shall reward you by leaving your wish un-corrupted and resurrected you to serve as my apprentice.

    I wish for the next person to make their post a ballad recounting my heroic victory over this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyyn View Post
    Then I have won the thread. For your assistance, I shall reward you by leaving your wish un-corrupted and resurrected you to serve as my apprentice.

    I wish for the next person to make their post a ballad recounting my heroic victory over this thread.
    Granted, but the music theme will be that of Barney, The Purple Dinosaur. I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY ... and you will certainly want to destroy your own ear drums because of this.

    I wish for protection from this song, so that it will never be played in my vicinity ... ever.


    Edit: I like Askle's better ...
    Last edited by Ballador; 2011-11-08 at 08:20 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kalyyn View Post
    Then I have won the thread. For your assistance, I shall reward you by leaving your wish un-corrupted and resurrected you to serve as my apprentice.

    I wish for the next person to make their post a ballad recounting my heroic victory over this thread.
    Hail Kalyyn, whose migthy intellect has served him well.
    His victory lands the rest of us in hell.
    His triumph proves him wise and brave.
    But I send this message from beyond the grave.
    I haunt your mind and torment your soul.
    Your own wish now consumes you whole.

    I wish for my ballad to be outdone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askle View Post
    I wish for my ballad to be outdone.
    Granted, a horrible country western singer does your ballad outside, butchering to the point that the neighbor decides to plan his revenge by using a microwave gun powered by a small army of kittens in hamster wheels.

    I wish to have a freezer full of steaks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askle View Post
    Hail Kalyyn, whose migthy intellect has served him well.
    His victory lands the rest of us in hell.
    His triumph proves him wise and brave.
    But I send this message from beyond the grave.
    I haunt your mind and torment your soul.
    Your own wish now consumes you whole.

    I wish for my ballad to be outdone.
    Everyone take a seat
    and read this ballad it's really neat
    Hail Askle, check out this crazy beat
    oh my god it is so leet
    it's sure to make your life complete

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    Quote Originally Posted by Askle View Post
    Hail Kalyyn, whose migthy intellect has served him well.
    His victory lands the rest of us in hell.
    His triumph proves him wise and brave.
    But I send this message from beyond the grave.
    I haunt your mind and torment your soul.
    Your own wish now consumes you whole.

    I wish for my ballad to be outdone.
    Dammit. Did not see that coming.

    (skip this!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dimmak View Post
    Granted, a horrible country western singer does your ballad outside, butchering to the point that the neighbor decides to plan his revenge by using a microwave gun powered by a small army of kittens in hamster wheels.

    I wish to have a freezer full of steaks.
    granted, but they're all made from kittens

    I wish for a can

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