Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Loaf]

granted, but I still act exactly the same

I wish Zait was an italian plumber that ate shrooms and jumped on top of turtles and bad shrooms that could walk

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, but became a ghost instead


i wish that worgenite get a cat parthner

[Deleted]

Granted but the Panther eats him

I wish i had a Dragon

[ahnjen]

Granted, but the Dragon is actually your mother. And she tells you to go to your room this instant or you're grounded.

I wish for food from McDonald's be free

[Blood Crusade]

Granted, but the Dragon is actually your mother. And she tells you to go to your room this instant or you're grounded.

I wish for food from McDonald's be free

Granted, but due to lack of pay McDonald's can no longer exist as a company and so you can no longer eat there, or be in their Play Place Palace.

I wish someone would pay my WoW sub for me.

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, but i have a Mars account, so i can't make a external sub


i wish to become the very best......

[Loaf]

granted, but then you get beat by some punk on a mountain two years from now. oh, and you can't evolve your pikachu D:<

I wish for a new Zelda for the 3ds

[Deleted]

Granted, Link dies and it is the last Zelda game EVER!

I wish I could go adventuring without taking an arrow to the knee

[Loaf]

granted, but you take a thousand arrows to all of your body cept your knee.

I wish for pudding

[Nightfury Treann]

granted, but suddenly you started to think about the most famous shocking page on internet

i wish for a new pc

[Deleted]

Granted, but it will expload when you turn it on.

I wish for a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TARDIS

[Leviatharan]

Granted, but it will expload when you turn it on.

I wish for a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TARDIS

Granted, but the TARDIS is hijacked by the Silence. You are now trapped in an infinite loop within the bounds of the TARDIS as it self-destructs, with no exit until it burns out at the end of the universe, killing you for the last time.

I wish I could cause explosions with my mind.

[Loaf]

granted, but one day when you're on the crapper, you push too hard and accidentally blow yourself up

I wish for a sword made of titanium

[Shanto94]

Granted, but the titanium is still molten and it ends up deforming around your hand, just becoming a ball you can barely move. You dont manage to get strong enough to use the hand ever again and it dies.

I wish for my wish to not get corrupted!

[Killbarney]

Granted, but the titanium is still molten and it ends up deforming around your hand, just becoming a ball you can barely move. You dont manage to get strong enough to use the hand ever again and it dies.

I wish for my wish to not get corrupted!

Granted, but then you realized you wasted a wish and go into a spiraling depression.

I wish for a Hello Kitty Island Adventures MMO.

[Shanto94]

Granted, but then you realized you wasted a wish and go into a spiraling depression.

I wish for a Hello Kitty Island Adventures MMO.

Granted, but its released in a different galaxy and you got no way of getting it.

I wish for infinite healthy and good food (good goes for both taste and that its not rotten).

[Baini]

Granted, but it's considered healthy by americans, thereby it's not healthy for you. So you end up fat and eventually die from a heart attack.

I wish for a graphical removal of enchants!

[ehh]

Granted, but it's considered healthy by americans, thereby it's not healthy for you. So you end up fat and eventually die from a heart attack.

I wish for a graphical removal of enchants!

Granted, but your weapons dont feel special anymore and lose their self-essteem becoming much weaker.

I wish I knew how to write good stories!

[ReaverGX]

granted you now know what it takes to make a good story, but you lose both your hands and the ability to talk in a freak bacon cooking accident.


I wish I had more time to do activities.

[Loaf]

granted, but the only activity you have more time for is pole dancing at a *insert your gender here* strip club

I wish for a cup of hot cocoa