Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Amelly]

Granted, but after eating lots and lots you become poisoned!

I wish finals were over..

[Aethilus]

Granted, but you failed them

I wish for cheese.

[Deleted]

Granted, but its from the Monty Python Cheese Shop

I wish I was more decisive.

[Malgru]

Granted, but your decision is "no" every time.

I wish I was good at League of Legends.. :3

[geepeeg]

Granted, but you would later be banned for exploiting your awesome skills.

I wish for a hunter legendary.

[ehh]

Granted, but you would later be banned for exploiting your awesome skills.

I wish for a hunter legendary.

granted, legendary ring only for hunters, thank you come again

I wish I knew if I should buy Skyrim now or wait for it to get cheaper.

[Loaf]

granted, but that knowledge wasn't meant for mortals and you go insane

I wish for pie

[xw00tw00tx]

granted, but it comes in a cream form, take it or leave it.

i wish for a tea cup kitten

[ReaverGX]

Granted you receive a cup in the shape of a kitten made out of tea. Lacking the whole solid issue it falls to the floor and splashes on you forever staining your clothes and burning your skin.

I wish I could land a freaking job.

[Loaf]

granted, you catch a type of fish known as the "Job Fish" which is actually so common that you get nothing for it

I wish for some vanilla wafers

[QwertySham]

Granted you receive a cup in the shape of a kitten made out of tea. Lacking the whole solid issue it falls to the floor and splashes on you forever staining your clothes and burning your skin.

I wish I could land a freaking job.

Granted, but you're being paid "under the table" to scrape gum off the sidewalks.

I wish for a new car.

[Draeth]

I wish for a new car.

Granted, but you find out a tick too late that it came with a bomb rigged to the ignition.

I wish my teachers would have a party, get drunk, and replace all of my grades with As the night before they're due to the bursar's office.

[Crackleslap]

Granted, but it only happened in your dream

I wish for something, which is a big something but is looked upon has a small something but gives you something that can create something.

[Duronos]

Granted, but that big something can't create anything.

I wish for true love....

[Tzzentch]

Granted, but that big something can't create anything.

I wish for true love....

granted!
you love getting pooped on

i wish for George RR martin to finish the new Song of ice and fire book and it to be awesome!

[Duronos]

Granted, but you never get them (karma).

I wish for a panda that guards me.

[ReaverGX]

Granted however the panda decides the safest place for you is in his belly.

I wish my car hadn't leaked power steering fluid -_-

[DockyWocky]

@Farscape.

Granted, but now you're in the year 7314 BC. You have 7 millenia to Christmas shop.

I wish no one ever played Christmas music on the radio.

[GISP]

@Farscape.

Granted, but now you're in the year 7314 BC. You have 7 millenia to Christmas shop.

I wish no one ever played Christmas music on the radio.

Granted, but theres no more xmas, only wintersolstes festivities.

I want an IQ over over 9000!

[Deleted]

Granted but you had your Scouter upside down, your IQ of 9100 is actually 16

I wish for Grapefruit