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    Granted, it now covers your house instead, effectively sealing you inside with no hope of getting out until it melts away. Will you survive...?
    I wish I took an arrow in the knee, so I may spam that meme to death without feeling bad about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Pony View Post
    Granted, it now covers your house instead, effectively sealing you inside with no hope of getting out until it melts away. Will you survive...?
    I wish I took an arrow in the knee, so I may spam that meme to death without feeling bad about it.
    granted, the arrow came from a bird's eye view through the brain, down the stomach, reaching your knee from above. You survive and live a normal life, but the part of the brain hit caused you to feel bad about useing the meme

    i wish Twilight Sparkle would give me a hug

  3. #3403
    Granted but because you made no sense in your previous corruption you also get a fart on the face.

    I wish for a c-c-c-combo breaker!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mpif View Post
    Granted but because you made no sense in your previous corruption you also get a fart on the face.

    I wish for a c-c-c-combo breaker!!
    Granted, but then I post another corrupt-a-wish anyways.

    I wish I could use WULD NA KEST in real life. It'd be great, pass the PT run test with a time of 3 minutes.

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    Granted, but you took an arrow on the knee.

    I wish Lady Gaga was a woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mpif View Post
    Granted, but you took an arrow on the knee.

    I wish Lady Gaga was a woman.
    Granted, but she only wears dresses made of meat.

    I wish I had an unlimited supply of hot pockets.

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

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    granted, but they're all the flavor you hate and can't stand

    I wish for more people to like Terraria

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but they're all the flavor you hate and can't stand

    I wish for more people to like Terraria
    Granted, but they are all 5 years old, you are forced to voice chat with them, and their parents are constantly yelling in the background.

    I wish I knew how to do port forwarding.

  9. #3409
    Granted. But something happens that prevents you fro doing so.

    I wish for imagination!

  10. #3410
    Granted, but you imagine only absolutely horribly awful things (that would never sell as a horror movie or etc. either)

    I wish to go mountain climbing.
    You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aethilus View Post
    Granted, but you imagine only absolutely horribly awful things (that would never sell as a horror movie or etc. either)

    I wish to go mountain climbing.
    Granted, but now you're on the top of a butte and your rope just dropped to the desert floor.

    I wish my term paper would write itself.

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

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    granted, but every third word is a profanity and the whole paper is directed at insulting your educator.

    I wish for the next person to have a corrupt free wish

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    granted, but i corrupted the corruption of your wish on the corruption game forum of corrupting games so i have to corrupt your wish and you wish to corrupt the wish of my wish be corrupted but can't be corrupted cause you can't tell i can be corrupt my corrupted wish of your corrupted wish

    i wish to divide by zero
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    granted:
    granted, but i corrupted the corruption of your wish on the corruption game forum of corrupting games so i have to corrupt your wish and you wish to corrupt the wish of my wish be corrupted but can't be corrupted cause you can't tell i can be corrupt my corrupted wish of your corrupted wish
    I wish for something for my new headache ><

  15. #3415
    Granted, but your old headache came back.

    I wish for payday everyday.
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    Granted, but it is you who has to pay

    I wish for Cyanide and Happynes

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    http://www.explosm.net/comics/2635/Granted, However your internet will crash and be down for the next 3 weeks.

    I wish for the patience to disassemble my Terraria home and rebuild it nicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ReaverGX View Post
    http://www.explosm.net/comics/2635/Granted, However your internet will crash and be down for the next 3 weeks.

    I wish for the patience to disassemble my Terraria home and rebuild it nicer.
    Granted, but then you kill the Wall of Flesh, and everything gets corrupt and you just die endlessly.

    I wish that Lineage 2 would download faster so I could get to that F2P goodness!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blood Crusade View Post
    Granted, but then you kill the Wall of Flesh, and everything gets corrupt and you just die endlessly.

    I wish that Lineage 2 would download faster so I could get to that F2P goodness!
    Granted, but the game creates a virus on your computer, making your computer immune to F2P games.

    I wish for bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.

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    Granted, but after eating lots and lots you become poisoned!

    I wish finals were over..

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