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    Granted, go ask GlaDos for it

    i wish for Moar skills
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    Quote Originally Posted by NightFury Treann View Post
    Granted, go ask GlaDos for it

    i wish for Moar skills
    Granted, but you the only skills you do receive are useless algebra skills.

    I wish for a wish that will grant me a wish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinalDestonaion View Post
    Granted, but you the only skills you do receive are useless algebra skills.

    I wish for a wish that will grant me a wish.
    Your wish is granted... but in granting this wish, your wish is fulfilled so no extra wishes for you!!

    I wish for telepathy and telekinesis!

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    granted, but you read your girlfriends thoughts and she cheated on you so you kill her and go to jail.

    I wish schools canceled all fridays and went to a 4 day school week

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gersey View Post
    Your wish is granted... but in granting this wish, your wish is fulfilled so no extra wishes for you!!

    I wish for telepathy and telekinesis!
    granted but you can only communicate telepathically in the mandarin language and your telekinesis is limited to moving items that weigh 10 grams at at top speed of 10 meter per minute

    i wish for immortality and complete control over time( time travel, time stop, reversing time, accelerating time, etc)

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatnowalli View Post
    granted, but you read your girlfriends thoughts and she cheated on you so you kill her and go to jail.

    I wish schools canceled all fridays and went to a 4 day school week
    Granted, but your school goes to 16 hour days.

    Quote Originally Posted by Vizardlorde View Post
    granted but you can only communicate telepathically in the mandarin language and your telekinesis is limited to moving items that weigh 10 grams at at top speed of 10 meter per minute

    i wish for immortality and complete control over time( time travel, time stop, reversing time, accelerating time, etc)
    Granted, you are immortal, but you age in the same way a normal person would, thus you end up being so old and decrepit you want your life to end. You are also granted time control, but you are unable to change anything including your own actions, thus you are able to time travel and revisit and redo the exact same moments endlessly. (You never asked for control over where you end up in time, so you just time travel throughout your own life.)

    I wish for no more 2-part wishes.
    You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me!

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    granted, but people start making 3-part wishes

    i wish i was a fish and had 3 dollars and a she-fish

    note* only the fish one i meant for this game

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    granted but

    I wish for bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted but

    I wish for bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S
    Granted, but they are not used as bananas.

    I wish for bad things to happend!
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    Granted, but the effect of the bad things is miniscule

    I wish for a Nissan GT-R
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    Granted, but you'll have to pick it up in Australia and transport it back yourself.

    I wish for complete skills in PHP & MySQL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HolgerDK View Post
    I wish for a Nissan GT-R
    Granted, but on it's first day it breaks down beyond repair.


    I wish for world peace.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BleedingHollowVeteran View Post
    I wish for world peace.
    Granted, however, you can no longer use your reproductive organs.

    I wish for this thread to end.

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    granted, but I brought it back to life!!!!

    I wish for a coin
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but I brought it back to life!!!!

    I wish for a coin
    Granted, but the coin is made of plutonium.

    I wish for a heated pool

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but I brought it back to life!!!!

    I wish for a coin
    granted, I am looking at one right now

    I wish for an image of a cat

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oradraffe View Post
    Granted, but the coin is made of plutonium.

    I wish for a heated pool
    granted, but it's in a volcano
    Quote Originally Posted by Krullthor View Post
    granted, I am looking at one right now

    I wish for an image of a cat
    granted, but it's a demon cat that haunts you nonstop until the day you die

    I wish for some tasty food
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    I wish for some tasty food
    Granted, but you are forced to eat it outside and just as you are about to dig in a huge bird dropping lands right on the middle of your plate.

    I wish for a nice cup of tea. In solitude. With a good book.

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    granted, but you are forced to drink outside and just as you are about to take that first sip, a huge bird dropping lands right in the middle of your cup :P

    I wish for a new puppy
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but you are forced to drink outside and just as you are about to take that first sip, a huge bird dropping lands right in the middle of your cup :P

    I wish for a new puppy
    God damn!

    Granted, but it is infact a werewolf so for 29 days every month you're stuck with a crying, pooping baby that needs all your attention just so you can get to clean it's diapers. And when it grows up it eats you.

    I wish I wasn't allergic.

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