1. #3461
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but you are forced to drink outside and just as you are about to take that first sip, a huge bird dropping lands right in the middle of your cup :P

    I wish for a new puppy
    God damn!

    Granted, but it is infact a werewolf so for 29 days every month you're stuck with a crying, pooping baby that needs all your attention just so you can get to clean it's diapers. And when it grows up it eats you.

    I wish I wasn't allergic.

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    Granted, but then you are diagnosed with eczema :-/

    I wish for a gallon of Cherry Coke.
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  3. #3463
    Granted but a cat pissed in it.

    I wish for a giant potato.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabeo820 View Post
    Granted but a cat pissed in it.

    I wish for a giant potato.
    granted, a 1 ton potato from outerspace lands on and crushes your house

    I wish I had an assistant to bring me coffee


    edit: wtf, co-worker walks to my desk and asks if i want coffee
    Last edited by Krullthor; 2012-01-25 at 01:00 PM.

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    Granted, but the cream had gone sour and used salt instead of sugar. And it's been spat in.

    I wish my BF would pick me up after work today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Granted, but the cream had gone sour and used salt instead of sugar. And it's been spat in.

    I wish my BF would pick me up after work today.
    Granted, but he is a terrible driver. Good luck!

    I wish...

  7. #3467
    Quote Originally Posted by FinalDestonaion View Post
    Granted, but he is a terrible driver. Good luck!

    I wish...
    Granted you're now dead!

    I wish for an endless amount of the generic yellow sticky notes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Purifier View Post
    Granted you're now dead!

    I wish for an endless amount of the generic yellow sticky notes.
    granted, but they're only produced when you have a bowel movement :P

    I wish for a tasty bacon cheeseburger

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but they're only produced when you have a bowel movement :P

    I wish for a tasty bacon cheeseburger
    Granted, but it decides you're tastier and eats you.

    I wish to be the very best...that no one ever was...

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    Grnated, but you're the only one on the planet.
    I wish I could fly.
    Who's got two thumbs and is awesome? This guy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xamota View Post
    Grnated, but you're the only one on the planet.
    I wish I could fly.
    granted, you now defy gravity and drift off into space where you choke due to there being no oxygen

    I wish I had an amethyst geode big enough to hold a matress and sleep in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xamota View Post
    Grnated, but you're the only one on the planet.
    I wish I could fly.
    granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings burn up and you fall and die :\

    I wish for pie

  13. #3473
    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings burn up and you fall and die :\

    I wish for pie
    Granted, however it's filled with the most delicious and exotic fruits that your first bite puts you in a state of pure euphoria, you simply go into cardiac arrest and die
    I WISH TO WATERBEND.

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    Granted but you can never be dry again, you'll always be soaked to the bone :P

    I wish to have an Apple Cobbler right now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Zait- View Post
    Granted but you can never be dry again, you'll always be soaked to the bone :P

    I wish to have an Apple Cobbler right now..
    granted, but you notice there is a hole in it
    (think American Pie)

    I wish I were on a warm sunny beach under a palmtree, sipping on a lovely fesh OJ not bothered by the flu

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    granted, but you're bothered by pneumonia :3

    I wish for a pet guinea pig

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    I wish for a pet guinea pig
    Granted. It's 60ft tall and eats you.

    I wish I had a good book to read.
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    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
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    So all vegans want to kill animals.

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    Granted, but you hit your head and can't read no more.

    I wish for a new monitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genganger View Post
    Granted, but you hit your head and can't read no more.

    I wish for a new monitor.
    granted, look over your shoulder. see that guy? from now on he will be monitoring you 24/7

    I wish I had god-mode in WoW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genganger View Post
    Granted, but you hit your head and can't read no more.

    I wish for a new monitor.
    Here you go. One 10-inch CRT monitor from circa 1985.

    I wish for perfect health for myself and those I care about (yes, I'm selfish. Deal with it).

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