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    Granted, but then you are diagnosed with eczema :-/

    I wish for a gallon of Cherry Coke.
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    Granted but a cat pissed in it.

    I wish for a giant potato.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabeo820 View Post
    Granted but a cat pissed in it.

    I wish for a giant potato.
    granted, a 1 ton potato from outerspace lands on and crushes your house

    I wish I had an assistant to bring me coffee


    edit: wtf, co-worker walks to my desk and asks if i want coffee
    Last edited by Krullthor; 2012-01-25 at 01:00 PM.

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    Granted, but the cream had gone sour and used salt instead of sugar. And it's been spat in.

    I wish my BF would pick me up after work today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dyra View Post
    Granted, but the cream had gone sour and used salt instead of sugar. And it's been spat in.

    I wish my BF would pick me up after work today.
    Granted, but he is a terrible driver. Good luck!

    I wish...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinalDestonaion View Post
    Granted, but he is a terrible driver. Good luck!

    I wish...
    Granted you're now dead!

    I wish for an endless amount of the generic yellow sticky notes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Purifier View Post
    Granted you're now dead!

    I wish for an endless amount of the generic yellow sticky notes.
    granted, but they're only produced when you have a bowel movement :P

    I wish for a tasty bacon cheeseburger
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but they're only produced when you have a bowel movement :P

    I wish for a tasty bacon cheeseburger
    Granted, but it decides you're tastier and eats you.

    I wish to be the very best...that no one ever was...

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    Grnated, but you're the only one on the planet.
    I wish I could fly.
    Who's got two thumbs and is awesome? This guy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xamota View Post
    Grnated, but you're the only one on the planet.
    I wish I could fly.
    granted, you now defy gravity and drift off into space where you choke due to there being no oxygen

    I wish I had an amethyst geode big enough to hold a matress and sleep in

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xamota View Post
    Grnated, but you're the only one on the planet.
    I wish I could fly.
    granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings burn up and you fall and die :\

    I wish for pie
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but you fly too close to the sun and your wings burn up and you fall and die :\

    I wish for pie
    Granted, however it's filled with the most delicious and exotic fruits that your first bite puts you in a state of pure euphoria, you simply go into cardiac arrest and die
    I WISH TO WATERBEND.

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    Granted but you can never be dry again, you'll always be soaked to the bone :P

    I wish to have an Apple Cobbler right now..

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Zait- View Post
    Granted but you can never be dry again, you'll always be soaked to the bone :P

    I wish to have an Apple Cobbler right now..
    granted, but you notice there is a hole in it
    (think American Pie)

    I wish I were on a warm sunny beach under a palmtree, sipping on a lovely fesh OJ not bothered by the flu

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    granted, but you're bothered by pneumonia :3

    I wish for a pet guinea pig
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    I wish for a pet guinea pig
    Granted. It's 60ft tall and eats you.

    I wish I had a good book to read.
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    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    So all vegans want to kill animals.

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    Granted, but you hit your head and can't read no more.

    I wish for a new monitor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genganger View Post
    Granted, but you hit your head and can't read no more.

    I wish for a new monitor.
    granted, look over your shoulder. see that guy? from now on he will be monitoring you 24/7

    I wish I had god-mode in WoW

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genganger View Post
    Granted, but you hit your head and can't read no more.

    I wish for a new monitor.
    Here you go. One 10-inch CRT monitor from circa 1985.

    I wish for perfect health for myself and those I care about (yes, I'm selfish. Deal with it).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Krullthor View Post
    I wish I had god-mode in WoW
    Granted, you are God and everyone will blame you for no new content and unbalanced PvP. You'll also receive all tickets from all servers of the world and before playing you have to answer them.

    Quote Originally Posted by Liagala View Post
    I wish for perfect health for myself and those I care about (yes, I'm selfish. Deal with it).
    Granted, your immune systems gets so strong that it starts to attack other normal people and kills everyone you meet. You get arrested by the army.

    I wish I lived in California.
    Quote Originally Posted by Davillage View Post
    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    So all vegans want to kill animals.

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