1. #3501
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    Quote Originally Posted by FinalDestonaion View Post
    Granted, but you have no brain.

    I wish for a llama that shoots lasers out of it's eyes and is named George.
    Granted, but I had to removed its eyes for the lasers and it can't see.

    I wish for a robot that did everything I told it to do.

  2. #3502
    granted, but it shorts out if you tell it do anything that isn't in the ancient mayan language

    I wish for a potato

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    Granted, but the potato is irradiated, and gives you dick cancer.

    I wish my parents were still around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pisshands View Post
    Granted, but the potato is irradiated, and gives you dick cancer.

    I wish my parents were still around.
    Granted, but they are now zombies and lead an army of the undead.

    I wish Calculus didn't exist.
    "Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." --Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
    "Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." --Terry Pratchett, JiNGO
    TP, Godspeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by sivenom View Post
    Granted, but they are now zombies and lead an army of the undead.

    I wish Calculus didn't exist.
    Granted, now the hardest math is Algebra.

    I wish Lady Gaga was president of the United States of America.

  6. #3506
    granted, but we launch a nuke at a random country once a month for 'no' reason whatsoever

    I wish for grapes

  7. #3507
    Quote Originally Posted by Naturae View Post
    Granted, now the hardest math is Algebra.

    I wish Lady Gaga was president of the United States of America.
    Granted, however Lady Gaga pulls off her mask and is ACTUALLY Obama.

    I wish that you were the wind beneath my wings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bayhas View Post
    Granted, however Lady Gaga pulls off her mask and is ACTUALLY Obama.

    I wish that you were the wind beneath my wings.
    Granted, but You is codename for the next explosive german sheperd prototype.

    I wish my dog could fly.
    "Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." --Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
    "Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." --Terry Pratchett, JiNGO
    TP, Godspeed

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    Quote Originally Posted by sivenom View Post
    Granted, but You is codename for the next explosive german sheperd prototype.

    I wish my dog could fly.
    Granted. He uses his new power to drop craps down upon your bed while you sleep.

    I wish for new episodes of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast that capture the spirit of the original television show.

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    Granted, but your TV breaks

    I wish for an uncorruptable wish.
    Quote Originally Posted by Henry Ford
    Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably why few engage in it.
    This explains a lot.

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    Granted, but it's over now.

    I wish the sea was made of jello.
    "Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry." --Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time
    "Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." --Terry Pratchett, JiNGO
    TP, Godspeed

  12. #3512
    granted, but b/c of how jello is, boats don't exist and America was never discovered

    I wish for a puppy

  13. #3513
    Quote Originally Posted by sivenom View Post
    Granted, but it's over now.

    I wish the sea was made of jello.
    Granted but the Jello gets eaten by PETA because it's harmful to the environment and is gone just as fast as it got there.


    I wish for Gay Marriage legalization.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but b/c of how jello is, boats don't exist and America was never discovered

    I wish for a puppy
    Granted, but it's the puppy of THE DEMON DOG CERBERUS HIMSELF! He does a big poop on your rug! And that rug really tied the room together!

    I wish for an icecream that constantly replenishes after every lick.

  15. #3515
    Quote Originally Posted by Mormolyce View Post
    Granted, but it's the puppy of THE DEMON DOG CERBERUS HIMSELF! He does a big poop on your rug! And that rug really tied the room together!

    I wish for an icecream that constantly replenishes after every lick.
    Granted, the new word for penis is ice.


    I wish for free cheetohs at every fast food place.
    Last edited by Naturae; 2012-01-27 at 05:20 AM.

  16. #3516
    Quote Originally Posted by Naturae View Post
    Granted, the new word for penis is ice.


    I wish for free cheetohs at every fast food place.
    Granted, unfortunately cheetos are now just the term for cheetah feces

    I wish I didn't have to go my classes tomorrow

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    Granted, but you have to make up several pounds of papers.

    I wish for immortality.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Valoranos View Post
    Granted, but you have to make up several pounds of papers.

    I wish for immortality.
    You are now immortal, an immortal sparkling vampire, who goes to high school for the rest of its life.

    I wish System of a Down would play a gig in my living room.
    Quote Originally Posted by Davillage View Post
    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    So all vegans want to kill animals.

  19. #3519
    granted, but they have no amps or anything so it sounds like crap

    I wish for a cake that is not a lie

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    Granted, you find a real cake made up of dog crap, it even has a few candles.

    I wish I could take a day off work.... 3 years and counting of no breaks.
    ~ Never switching off the boss to kill adds and blinking into defile; the story of Swizzle.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kinmaul
    Never tell the truth if it's going to make you look bad. You tell them you are an officer in Paragon and that you are fluent in Finnish. Then you can say you are used to long grinds and doing whatever it takes to ensure a big finish.

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