1. #3561
    Granted, but it's plastic.

    I wish for cooler hair.
    I am calypso, and I thank you for playing Twisted Metal.

  2. #3562
    Quote Originally Posted by Shrain View Post
    Granted, but it's plastic.

    I wish for cooler hair.
    granted but it's so cold it freezes your head and you die

    I wish Daniel Tosh was still going to host Tosh.0 100% of the time

  3. #3563
    Quote Originally Posted by Athorha View Post
    granted but it's so cold it freezes your head and you die

    I wish Daniel Tosh was still going to host Tosh.0 100% of the time
    Granted, but he becomes an unbearable hipster that makes you want to stab yourself in the face.

    I wish I could hurry up and get into med school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Totle View Post
    Granted, but he becomes an unbearable hipster that makes you want to stab yourself in the face.

    I wish I could hurry up and get into med school.
    Granted but you have to become a proctologist at the end of your training.

    I wish I could spend a night in a luxurious hotel with Christina Hendricks, who looks and sounds exactly like she did as Safron in Firefly.

  5. #3565
    granted, but you guys are in separate rooms

    I wish for cheesecake
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but you guys are in separate rooms

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    I wish for cheesecake
    Yep. A cake made of baked cheese.

    I wish I was a good musician.
    Quote Originally Posted by Davillage View Post
    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    So all vegans want to kill animals.

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    Granted, you are now really great at playing the cowbell.

    I wish for a freshly made meal that I like.

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    Granted, you now have a fresh, home-made meal in front of you. Allthough, after eating it you're starting to feel a bit strange and before you know it, a disgusting egg sprouts from your head and takes its place. Unfortunately for you, some of Quelag's larvae somehow managed to crawl inside your food when you weren't watching and you've now become an egg-infected.
    You'll spend the rest of your days looking like this:

    You better be off looking for an egg vermifuge before that bad-boy hatches!!

    I wish that SOPA passed! *trollface* ¦]

  10. #3570
    granted, but the results of this wish have been block by SOPA

    I wish for tomatoes
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

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    Granted but every time you eat one, a thousand puppies die

    I wish for more wishes :3

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Zait- View Post
    Granted but every time you eat one, a thousand puppies die

    I wish for more wishes :3
    Granted, but each of those wishes you get from your wish can only be used on more wishes and eventually you have so many wishes that it causes you go insane and are put into an asilum were all you do is wish for more wishes.

    I wish to see what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.

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    Granted, the sheer epicness of what you have witnessed gives you permanent and incurable amnesia.

    I wish I lived inside a giant potato

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    Quote Originally Posted by yeast View Post
    Granted, the sheer epicness of what you have witnessed gives you permanent and incurable amnesia.

    I wish I lived inside a giant potato
    The Giant Potato ended up in Lay's factory and you being part of extra protein in a bag of chips.

    I wish I migrate to Sweden and start a new family life there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SnorlaxJeng View Post
    The Giant Potato ended up in Lay's factory and you being part of extra protein in a bag of chips.

    I wish I migrate to Sweden and start a new family life there.
    Granted, it's a family of roaches which you end up raising in your bathroom.

    I wish I was a little bit taller.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantom View Post
    I wish I was a little bit taller.
    Granted, but in the evening you will be a little bit smaller again.

    I wish I would pass all my exams with a 1.0
    Quote Originally Posted by Davillage View Post
    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    So all vegans want to kill animals.

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    Granted, but you will still fail the class.

    I wish for eternal life.

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    Granted. You get bored, and after multiple failed suicide attempts you become depressed, and being unable to die you'll be depressed forever.

    I wish my brand new computer that, FOR SOME REASON refuses to play skyrim, would play skyrim so I don't have to use my horrible laptop -,-

  19. #3579
    granted, but it plays it at 1 fps

    I wish for apples
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

  20. #3580
    Granted, but they continually fall upon your head every hour of every day.

    I wish for better cooking skills.
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