Granted, you are now really great at playing the cowbell.
I wish for a freshly made meal that I like.
Granted, you now have a fresh, home-made meal in front of you. Allthough, after eating it you're starting to feel a bit strange and before you know it, a disgusting egg sprouts from your head and takes its place. Unfortunately for you, some of Quelag's larvae somehow managed to crawl inside your food when you weren't watching and you've now become an egg-infected.
You'll spend the rest of your days looking like this:
You better be off looking for an egg vermifuge before that bad-boy hatches!!
I wish that SOPA passed! *trollface* ¦]
Granted but every time you eat one, a thousand puppies die
I wish for more wishes :3
I wish to see what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.
Granted, the sheer epicness of what you have witnessed gives you permanent and incurable amnesia.
I wish I lived inside a giant potato
Granted, but you will still fail the class.
I wish for eternal life.
Granted. You get bored, and after multiple failed suicide attempts you become depressed, and being unable to die you'll be depressed forever.
I wish my brand new computer that, FOR SOME REASON refuses to play skyrim, would play skyrim so I don't have to use my horrible laptop -,-
Granted, but they continually fall upon your head every hour of every day.
I wish for better cooking skills.
Ðoser of Illidan-----+-- [Thaddius] ++++++++
Just because you are unique, does not mean you are right.