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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, but suddenly that's all you've been eating your entire life and you pass out

    I wish for jumanji
    Granted, but suddenly you die from AIDS.

    I wish for AIDS.

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    granted, and then you die from a disease that AIDS allowed to affect you

    I wish for a pineapple
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aronaz View Post
    Granted, but you cannot sleep 'cause of all the monster under your bed!

    I wish for the f**king Raven lord to drop!
    granted, but blizzard ups the drop rate to 100% 2 days later, completely negating any sense of achievement for you.

    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    granted, and then you die from a disease that AIDS allowed to affect you

    I wish for a pineapple
    granted, the pineapple falls from a nearby tree onto your face! ouch

    I wish for a word that rhymes with orange!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powerogue View Post
    I wish for a word that rhymes with orange!
    Granted, you now have a word that rhymes with orange, but it is censored by ACTA

    I wish for a narwhal

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    Granted, but its horn pierces your stomach, leading to a bloody,painful, and slow death.

    I wish for infinite wishes with eternal happiness.

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    granted, but you have to wait in line behind the other millions of people who were there before you

    I wish for a good time
    Death would be a welcome embrace.

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    Granted, but after you have a good time, you have the worst time of your entire life.

    I wish for a cookie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerofey View Post
    Granted, but after you have a good time, you have the worst time of your entire life.

    I wish for a cookie.
    Granted. But, the cookie is made of spiders.

    I wish for a red rider BB gun!

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    Granted, but you lost it!

    I wish for new shoes.

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    Granted, you step in poo

    I wish for SWTOR

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    Quote Originally Posted by holz View Post
    Granted, you step in poo

    I wish for SWTOR
    Granted, but its the spanish version and you cannot change the language.

    I wish bunnies ruled the world.
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    Granted, two fat women both named Bunnie now rule the world.

    I wish for wainbows.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genganger View Post
    Granted, two fat women both named Bunnie now rule the world.

    I wish for wainbows.
    Granted, large and heavy farm carriages now arc across the sky occasionally breaking free and smashing into the landscape/people in an oddly satisfying, yet dangerous way.

    I wish for turtle fences.
    “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”

    Quote Originally Posted by BatteredRose View Post
    They're greedy soulless monsters for not handing me everything for my 15 moneys a month!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert the fish View Post
    Granted, large and heavy farm carriages now arc across the sky occasionally breaking free and smashing into the landscape/people in an oddly satisfying, yet dangerous way.

    I wish for turtle fences.
    Granted: your fence is now made out of turtles, but you ran out of food to feed them with, and the all died and rotted, creating a horrible smell that made your wife leave you.

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    *pssst....you need to make a wish Izro*
    “He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.”

    Quote Originally Posted by BatteredRose View Post
    They're greedy soulless monsters for not handing me everything for my 15 moneys a month!

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    I wish I was a woman in my age. A cute one.
    Quote Originally Posted by Davillage View Post
    If eggs are non vegetarian ejalculation is genocide.
    Quote Originally Posted by Elim Garak View Post
    So all vegans want to kill animals.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackPyramid View Post
    I wish I was a woman in my age. A cute one.
    Granted, but she burns her face and has a badly fire damage.

    I wish for a cold coca cola.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albert the fish View Post
    *pssst....you need to make a wish Izro*
    errr... yah.

    Late reply is late, but...

    I wish for a lightsaber.

    edit: answer to above post, you get a cold soda, but it's so cold it gives you a brain freeze, which temporarily incapacitates you and you fall into a pool and drown.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Isrozzis View Post
    errr... yah.

    Late reply is late, but...

    I wish for a lightsaber.

    edit: answer to above post, you get a cold soda, but it's so cold it gives you a brain freeze, which temporarily incapacitates you and you fall into a pool and drown.
    Granted, but nobody is there to teach/train you how to wield it. So you will end up chopping your legs...

    I wish the poster below me will not corrupt my wish.
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    Granted, i think...

    I wish for a cup of warm chocolate.

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