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    Dreadlord Aronaz's Avatar
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    Granted, i think...

    I wish for a cup of warm chocolate.

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    Granted, but you spill it into your lap and it is so hot you bend over in pain and a wrestler comes out of no where and slams your head on to your knee, putting you into a coma

    I wish for straight A's on my next exams.

  3. #3623
    Quote Originally Posted by The Dwarf Lover View Post
    Granted, but you spill it into your lap and it is so hot you bend over in pain and a wrestler comes out of no where and slams your head on to your knee, putting you into a coma

    I wish for straight A's on my next exams.
    Granted, but you are Accused of Cheating, and Expelled.

    I wish that Vinyl-Scratch had an actual role.
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    Granted, but its only use will be to keep the coffee table from wobbeling.

    I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

  5. #3625
    Quote Originally Posted by SlashFacePalm View Post
    I wish that Vinyl-Scratch had an actual role.
    Ja-Ja-Binks has been replaced with Vinyl-Scratch in all of EP1... and vice versa (Ja Ja in My Little Pony)

    The world is now out for your blood.

    ---------- Post added 2012-02-16 at 02:53 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Rakeer View Post
    I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
    Granted - however you will NEVER know how it was corrupted.

    I wish that no wishes after this could ever be granted. Ever.
    Last edited by schwarzkopf; 2012-02-16 at 02:54 AM.

  6. #3626
    Quote Originally Posted by schwarzkopf View Post

    I wish that no wishes after this could ever be granted. Ever.
    Granted, but Time and Space collapse, making your wish completely Invalidated.

    I wish Batman was Real.
    Last edited by SlashFacePalm; 2012-02-16 at 02:56 AM. Reason: Batman.
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    Granted, but so is batgirl.
    I wish that MoP was out.
    Last edited by Zelk; 2012-02-16 at 03:00 AM. Reason: I forgot my wish.

  8. #3628
    Quote Originally Posted by SlashFacePalm View Post
    Granted, but Time and Space collapse, making your wish completely Invalidated.
    I call foul... I didn't get to keep my wish

  9. #3629
    Quote Originally Posted by Xelk View Post
    Granted, but so is batgirl.
    I wish that MoP was out.
    Granted, But Guild Wars 2 Released Before it.

    I wish that the Old Spice guy was the New President of Syria.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SlashFacePalm View Post
    Granted, But Guild Wars 2 Released Before it.

    I wish that the Old Spice guy was the New President of Syria.
    Granted, but this is because Syria has now taken over all of the Western Hemisphere. The irony is that under the despotic rule, all frangrant soaps are now outlawed, and you bust now bathe with pure lye.

    I wish my puppy didn't have to have surgery for a growth behind her ear.
    Last edited by DestroDoc; 2012-02-16 at 03:19 AM. Reason: I forgot a wish!

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    Granted, but now your puppy eats every piece of food you own

    I wish I had a pet dragon.

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    Granted, but ur dragon has no wings

    i wish i had a my own t.v show

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    Granted. But it's public access at 3 AM.

    I wish for more wishes.

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    Granted, but the genie strangles you to death and trap you into his lamp.

    I wish for better classmates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aronaz View Post
    Granted, but the genie strangles you to death and trap you into his lamp.

    I wish for better classmates.
    Granted. But you get expelled from school

    I wish Blizzard gave me back my 7 years of life playin wow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaux View Post
    Granted. But you get expelled from school

    I wish Blizzard gave me back my 7 years of life playin wow.
    Granted, but those 7 years were the worst years of your life and you ended up killing yourself halfway through.

    I wish to be the very best, that no one ever was....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FinalDestonaion View Post
    Granted, but those 7 years were the worst years of your life and you ended up killing yourself halfway through.

    I wish to be the very best, that no one ever was....
    granted but you were the very best at being the very worst

    i wish for an awesome wow expansion
    Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by strombae View Post
    granted but you were the very best at being the very worst

    i wish for an awesome wow expansion
    Granted, but you lose your job and become homeless, so you will never play it.


    I wish I could sleep ;_;

  19. #3639
    Quote Originally Posted by Unifybe View Post
    Granted, but you lose your job and become homeless, so you will never play it.


    I wish I could sleep ;_;
    granted, you now suffer from extreme narcolepsia, and can't stay awake for more than 1 hour at a time.

    I wish i could change into any character from any fictional game, book, movie or work of art, having all the skills that person has, while still being able to turn back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted, you now suffer from extreme narcolepsia, and can't stay awake for more than 1 hour at a time.

    I wish i could change into any character from any fictional game, book, movie or work of art, having all the skills that person has, while still being able to turn back.
    Granted, but everytime you turn into that character, you also get the most annoying person in that series to tag along with you, and they won't go away until you change back to yourself.

    I wish that I had Dr. Manhattan powers :3

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