Granted, i think...
I wish for a cup of warm chocolate.
Granted, but you spill it into your lap and it is so hot you bend over in pain and a wrestler comes out of no where and slams your head on to your knee, putting you into a coma
I wish for straight A's on my next exams.
Granted, but its only use will be to keep the coffee table from wobbeling.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
The world is now out for your blood.
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I wish that no wishes after this could ever be granted. Ever.
Last edited by schwarzkopf; 2012-02-16 at 02:54 AM.
Granted, but so is batgirl.
I wish that MoP was out.
Last edited by Zelk; 2012-02-16 at 03:00 AM. Reason: I forgot my wish.
I wish my puppy didn't have to have surgery for a growth behind her ear.
Last edited by DockyWocky; 2012-02-16 at 03:19 AM. Reason: I forgot a wish!
Granted, but now your puppy eats every piece of food you own
I wish I had a pet dragon.
Granted, but ur dragon has no wings
i wish i had a my own t.v show
I wish i could change into any character from any fictional game, book, movie or work of art, having all the skills that person has, while still being able to turn back.
Because of the high frequency of negativity and overall "my class/race/faction sucks" (both for IRL and ingame issues) across all boards, I have reverted to primarily lurking and only posting when I need help. I'm hoping this can be fixed, but if I don't do this, I will likely end up depressed and disgusted with humanity as a whole.