Granted but your glasses have been run over by a car
I wanna be famous!
Granted, but nobody leaves you alone.
I wish for a lifetime supply of cake!
Granted, but its monopoly money
I wish I had two ferrets
"He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you." -Friedrich Nietzsche
Granted, but they are both dead and super glued to your floor and immovable as they slowly decompose.
I wish I owned a top-hat.
Granted, but it's way too small for your head and it has a hole in it.
I wish I had a genie in a bottle.
If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com
Granted, but you have to take an additional, lengthened year next.
I wish that Princess Zelda wouldn't get kidnapped so often.
Granted, but you DC every time you equip it.
I wish that I had Superman's powers
Granted, but you have kryptonite dust in your lungs.
I wish Anchorman 2 was out now.
Granted, but your eyes and ear's have exploded due to the wait and can't watch / hear it.
I wish i could control time
Granted, but you can only transfer 1 character every 10years
I wish for no monthly house bill's