1. #3661
    Granted but your glasses have been run over by a car
    I wanna be famous!

  2. #3662
    Granted, but nobody leaves you alone.

    I wish for a lifetime supply of cake!

  3. #3663
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bzap View Post
    Granted, but nobody leaves you alone.

    I wish for a lifetime supply of cake!
    Granted, except you can only eat pie to survive.

    I wish that my glasses had not been run over by a car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siggma View Post
    Granted, except you can only eat pie to survive.

    I wish that my glasses had not been run over by a car.
    Granted, but instead your cell phone gets run over.

    I wish I had a million dollars.
    "Do not only practice your art, but force yourself into its secrets, for it and knowledge can raise men to the divine." -- Ludwig Van Beethoven

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    Granted, but its monopoly money
    I wish I had two ferrets
    Quote Originally Posted by J.D. Salinger
    “It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."

  6. #3666
    Granted, but they are both dead and super glued to your floor and immovable as they slowly decompose.

    I wish I owned a top-hat.

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    Granted, but it's way too small for your head and it has a hole in it.

    I wish I had a genie in a bottle.

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    Granted, but the Genie kills you after your 3rd wish, and you can't wish for infinite wishes :3

    I wish I had a Prototype powers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Zait- View Post
    Granted, but the Genie kills you after your 3rd wish, and you can't wish for infinite wishes :3

    I wish I had a Prototype powers!
    Granted. But your power is only that you can breath indefinitely underwater.

    I wish this goddamn college year would just end already.

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

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    Granted, but you have to take an additional, lengthened year next.

    I wish that Princess Zelda wouldn't get kidnapped so often.

  11. #3671
    Quote Originally Posted by Hoofsie View Post
    Granted, but you have to take an additional, lengthened year next.

    I wish that Princess Zelda wouldn't get kidnapped so often.
    Granted, they cease making zelda games entirely, having no other ideas.

    I wish for a Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time...

  12. #3672
    Quote Originally Posted by Powerogue View Post
    Granted, they cease making zelda games entirely, having no other ideas.

    I wish for a Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time...
    Granted, but it breaks while being shipped to you.

    I wish for beta! ^o^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deathwing the Destroyer View Post
    Granted, but it breaks while being shipped to you.

    I wish for beta! ^o^
    Granted but beta ends tomorrow!

    I wish for spare time!

  14. #3674
    Quote Originally Posted by Aronaz View Post
    Granted but beta ends tomorrow!

    I wish for spare time!
    granted but you start a full time job tomorrow.

    i wish for my corrupted ashbringer that got stolen from me in BC.

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    Granted, but you DC every time you equip it.
    I wish that I had Superman's powers

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    Granted, but you have kryptonite dust in your lungs.
    I wish Anchorman 2 was out now.

  17. #3677
    Granted, but your eyes and ear's have exploded due to the wait and can't watch / hear it.

    I wish i could control time

  18. #3678
    Quote Originally Posted by Niellak View Post
    Granted, but your eyes and ear's have exploded due to the wait and can't watch / hear it.

    I wish i could control time
    Granted, but you can only control time within an area of 1 cm^3

    I wish Blizz made Character transfers (migration) free!
    Pokemon X Friendcode : 5257-9535-0556 - Poison Safari, Drapion - Kakuna - Ariados
    Send me a PM with your code so I can add you back!

  19. #3679
    Granted, but you can only transfer 1 character every 10years

    I wish for no monthly house bill's

  20. #3680
    Quote Originally Posted by Niellak View Post
    Granted, but you can only transfer 1 character every 10years

    I wish for no monthly house bill's
    Granted, but your house was destroyed in a fire of your own causing, negating any insurance claim.

    I wish I was paid at a rate equivalent to the majority of my industry.

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