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    Quote Originally Posted by Bzap View Post
    Granted, but nobody leaves you alone.

    I wish for a lifetime supply of cake!
    Granted, except you can only eat pie to survive.

    I wish that my glasses had not been run over by a car.
    Nuclear weapons: A firm public commitment to build the £100bn renewal of the Trident weapons system, followed by an equally firm private commitment not to build it. They’re secret submarines, no one will ever know. It’s a win win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siggma View Post
    Granted, except you can only eat pie to survive.

    I wish that my glasses had not been run over by a car.
    Granted, but instead your cell phone gets run over.

    I wish I had a million dollars.
    "Do not only practice your art, but force yourself into its secrets, for it and knowledge can raise men to the divine." -- Ludwig Van Beethoven

  3. #3663
    Granted, but its monopoly money
    I wish I had two ferrets

  4. #3664
    Granted, but they are both dead and super glued to your floor and immovable as they slowly decompose.

    I wish I owned a top-hat.

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    Granted, but it's way too small for your head and it has a hole in it.

    I wish I had a genie in a bottle.

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    Granted, but the Genie kills you after your 3rd wish, and you can't wish for infinite wishes :3

    I wish I had a Prototype powers!



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    Quote Originally Posted by -Zait- View Post
    Granted, but the Genie kills you after your 3rd wish, and you can't wish for infinite wishes :3

    I wish I had a Prototype powers!
    Granted. But your power is only that you can breath indefinitely underwater.

    I wish this goddamn college year would just end already.
    They ask me why I'm bringin' - A baby into battle - That's really irresponsible - And getting them rattled
    I say "give me a break - Get off of my back damn, it" - I didn't learn parenting - My daddy was a planet

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    Granted, but you have to take an additional, lengthened year next.

    I wish that Princess Zelda wouldn't get kidnapped so often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoofsie View Post
    Granted, but you have to take an additional, lengthened year next.

    I wish that Princess Zelda wouldn't get kidnapped so often.
    Granted, they cease making zelda games entirely, having no other ideas.

    I wish for a Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powerogue View Post
    Granted, they cease making zelda games entirely, having no other ideas.

    I wish for a Red Ryder carbine-action, two hundred shot Range Model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing which tells time...
    Granted, but it breaks while being shipped to you.

    I wish for beta! ^o^

  11. #3671
    Quote Originally Posted by Deathwing the Destroyer View Post
    Granted, but it breaks while being shipped to you.

    I wish for beta! ^o^
    Granted but beta ends tomorrow!

    I wish for spare time!

  12. #3672
    Quote Originally Posted by Aronaz View Post
    Granted but beta ends tomorrow!

    I wish for spare time!
    granted but you start a full time job tomorrow.

    i wish for my corrupted ashbringer that got stolen from me in BC.

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    Granted, but you DC every time you equip it.
    I wish that I had Superman's powers

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    Granted, but you have kryptonite dust in your lungs.
    I wish Anchorman 2 was out now.

  15. #3675
    Granted, but your eyes and ear's have exploded due to the wait and can't watch / hear it.

    I wish i could control time

  16. #3676
    Quote Originally Posted by Niellak View Post
    Granted, but your eyes and ear's have exploded due to the wait and can't watch / hear it.

    I wish i could control time
    Granted, but you can only control time within an area of 1 cm^3

    I wish Blizz made Character transfers (migration) free!
    I've no idea what to write here.

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    Granted, but you can only transfer 1 character every 10years

    I wish for no monthly house bill's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Niellak View Post
    Granted, but you can only transfer 1 character every 10years

    I wish for no monthly house bill's
    Granted, but your house was destroyed in a fire of your own causing, negating any insurance claim.

    I wish I was paid at a rate equivalent to the majority of my industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Venali View Post
    Granted, but your house was destroyed in a fire of your own causing, negating any insurance claim.

    I wish I was paid at a rate equivalent to the majority of my industry.
    Granted, but you constantly waste 50% of it at gambling.

    I wish for some muffins!

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    Granted, but they're mouldy and out of date

    I wish I was Yukari Yakumo. (Sig/avatar)

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