Granted. Now everyone is saying "Wasuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup"
I wish Kristen Wiig wasn't leaving SNL.
Granted, but you only get one wish a week.
I wish that nothing bad ever happened to anyone in the world ever again.
Granted. No one dies and the world soon becomes over populated. 1000 years pass, and the Earth becomes uninhabitable.
I wish there was a Blizzcon this year where we finally get information regarding Titan.
Granted, but then Blizzard HQ crumbles due to an extreme earthquake shortly after the information was released.
I wish Torchlight II would release sooner.
Granted. 5 billion years pass, and you wake up just in time for the inevitable end of the world as the sun turns into a super nova and incinerates everything instantly.
I wish the season finale of How I Met Your Mother was less crappy.
i was not crying in the shower
i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye - Kylo Ren
Granted, but you have some rare disease that makes it so you can't travel in space.
I wish I knew everything that will happen, an hour before it does.
Granted, but you get stuck in some dead end job that you hate, and you can't quit. The only way out is to kill yourself.
I wish wishes were no longer wishes, fishes, or dishes, but varnishes.
Granted, but your varnish is tarnished.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.