Granted, but you only get one wish a week.
I wish that nothing bad ever happened to anyone in the world ever again.
Granted, but then Blizzard HQ crumbles due to an extreme earthquake shortly after the information was released.
I wish Torchlight II would release sooner.
i was not crying in the shower
i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye - Kylo Ren
Granted, but you have some rare disease that makes it so you can't travel in space.
I wish I knew everything that will happen, an hour before it does.
Granted, but you get stuck in some dead end job that you hate, and you can't quit. The only way out is to kill yourself.
I wish wishes were no longer wishes, fishes, or dishes, but varnishes.
Granted, but your varnish is tarnished.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.