Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Daboogyman]

Granted, but he betrays you with your brother/cousin

I wish i could have Anything i desire... for free (no Bloodsacrifice, nothing in exchange for those things i desire!!!)

Granted, but your heart gives out after three days and you die.
I wish that my truck got 30 miles to the gallon.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but the engine explodes with the force of a million suns. You just destroyed humanity, good job.

I wish I wasn't bound by law.

[Skippy88]

Granted but we send you to the moon for you to spend the rest of your lawless days.

I wish people would leave me alone.

[Daboogyman]

Granted but we send you to the moon for you to spend the rest of your lawless days.

I wish people would leave me alone.

Granted, but every animal is now attracted to you in heat.
I wish I lived in Australia so I could surf all year 'round.

[Livic]

Granted, but every animal is now attracted to you in heat.
I wish I lived in Australia so I could surf all year 'round.

Granted, but you now have a shark-attracting odor which is impossible to remove.

I wish I could be well-trained without training.

[CloudedEnigma]

Granted, but you now have a shark-attracting odor which is impossible to remove.

I wish I could be well-trained without training.

Granted, but everyone else in the world are much better trained than you, making you seem inferior still.

I wish I never had to wipe after pooping.

[Joben]

Granted, but you now poop out your mouth and it burns like hell.

I wish I could fly.

[Daboogyman]

Granted, but you now poop out your mouth and it burns like hell.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you get struck by lightning and die.
I wish for my graphics card to be here already.

[Ricen]

Granted, but as soon as you get it, your penis falls off.

I wish the person who replies to this wish dies. Instantaneously.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but your entire family (excluding you, of course) dies with me.

I wish I wasn't dead.

[FinalDestonaion]

Granted, but your entire family (excluding you, of course) dies with me.

I wish I wasn't dead.

Granted, but you live in prehistoric times, in which you are always being chased by dinosaurs. Oh, and you're naked.

I wish I was more active in this thread.

[Alistairr]

Granted, but you live in prehistoric times, in which you are always being chased by dinosaurs. Oh, and you're naked.

I wish I was more active in this thread.

Granted, but your computer crashes.

I wish for Khal Drogo to come back alive and kick some ass.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but since I don't know who that is, I bring back the wrong person, and they give you some disease that makes you unable to go outside.

I wish I had a slab of fish.

[Phoenexis]

Granted, but since I don't know who that is, I bring back the wrong person, and they give you some disease that makes you unable to go outside.

I wish I had a slab of fish.

Granted, but the fish are deadly electrical eels.

I wish Final Fantasy IX was remade on the PS3 console.

[FknRawr]

Granted, but the fish are deadly electrical eels.

I wish Final Fantasy IX was remade on the PS3 console.

Granted, but its chosen as michael bay's first foray into video game directing, and ends up having a lot of bright lights and explosions where there are no need for them.

I wish for knowledge surpassing any other mortal.

[Kavoo]

Granted, but its chosen as michael bay's first foray into video game directing, and ends up having a lot of bright lights and explosions where there are no need for them.

I wish for knowledge surpassing any other mortal.

granted, but you went insane.

I want to be a millionaire !

[Totle]

granted, but you went insane.

I want to be a millionaire !

Granted, but the briefcase you found the million dollars in was tied to an FBI investigation and you are now jailed under suspicion of domestic terrorism.

I want to get accepted to a US medical school.

[Daboogyman]

Granted, but the briefcase you found the million dollars in was tied to an FBI investigation and you are now jailed under suspicion of domestic terrorism.

I want to get accepted to a US medical school.

Granted, but within a week you are kicked out for questionable acts involving cadavers.
I wish that Narnia was real.

[Wolfbear]

Granted, but within a week you are kicked out for questionable acts involving cadavers.
I wish that Narnia was real.

Granted, but you aren't allowed to go, and if you do so happen to find yourself in Narnia, Mr Tumnus rats you out to the White Witch. You will be then be taken to her dungeon and waterboarded until death.

I wish for the ability to stop time.

[FknRawr]

Granted, but you aren't allowed to go, and if you do so happen to find yourself in Narnia, Mr Tumnus rats you out to the White Witch. You will be then be taken to her dungeon and waterboarded until death.

I wish for the ability to stop time.

Works too well. You have to watch your family, then their kids, then their kids, and so on be born, grow old, and die.

I wish i had my favourite band on-call.