Granted, but the engine explodes with the force of a million suns. You just destroyed humanity, good job.
I wish I wasn't bound by law.
Granted but we send you to the moon for you to spend the rest of your lawless days.
I wish people would leave me alone.
Granted, but you now poop out your mouth and it burns like hell.
I wish I could fly.
Survival is Key
Granted, but as soon as you get it, your penis falls off.
I wish the person who replies to this wish dies. Instantaneously.
When a wild forum troll appears
Granted, but your entire family (excluding you, of course) dies with me.
I wish I wasn't dead.
Granted, but since I don't know who that is, I bring back the wrong person, and they give you some disease that makes you unable to go outside.
I wish I had a slab of fish.
Last edited by Wolfbear; 2012-05-25 at 03:06 AM. Reason: Too brutal punishment for stepping into Narnia.