Granted, Britney has died and can no longer be bothered.I wish you would leave Britney alone.
I wish for a zombie apocalypse.
Granted, but you're the first zombie.
I wish I owned every single game on Steam, along with a hard drive large enough to hold them all.
Thank you anh i think so you. Have a nice day
I wish for an alarm clock that allows me to turn back time 5 minutes but never further than the first moment it returns to, so that I can snooze in the same moment forever in the morning.
Granted, but they link up with Skynet and you loose all controll. They tie you to a lamppost and force you to watch the nuclear apocalypse while they slowly nibble off your skin with their fuzzy robot unicorn mouths.
I wish for a talking dog.
Granted, but now you're bald and have to carry all of your wigs with you all the time.
I wish for a tasty sandwich.