Granted, Britney has died and can no longer be bothered.I wish you would leave Britney alone.
I wish for a zombie apocalypse.
Granted, but you're the first zombie.
I wish I owned every single game on Steam, along with a hard drive large enough to hold them all.
Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.
Thank you anh i think so you. Have a nice day
I wish for an alarm clock that allows me to turn back time 5 minutes but never further than the first moment it returns to, so that I can snooze in the same moment forever in the morning.
Granted, but they link up with Skynet and you loose all controll. They tie you to a lamppost and force you to watch the nuclear apocalypse while they slowly nibble off your skin with their fuzzy robot unicorn mouths.
I wish for a talking dog.
Granted, but now you're bald and have to carry all of your wigs with you all the time.
I wish for a tasty sandwich.