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    Granted, but the military is called in to kill you, because everyone thinks you're some enemy invasion force.

    I wish that the person below me has their wish granted, without any corruption.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I wish that the person below me has their wish granted, without any corruption.
    Granted, but their wish is simply to have their wish corrupted.

    I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted, but their wish is simply to have their wish corrupted.

    I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
    Granted but you didn't wish for anything so you got nothing.

    I wish for a talking dog.
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    Granted, but it only speaks Sumarian. Good luck understanding that.

    I wish that every time somebody jumped, I got ten million USD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but you didn't wish for anything so you got nothing.

    I wish for a talking dog.
    Granted, it won't shut up and sounds like the lovely lady here:


    I wish for a cold soda.

    ---------- Post added 2012-07-17 at 10:50 PM ----------

    God dammit Val!

    You would get them in nickels.

    I still wish for a cold soda.
    Last edited by Geng; 2012-07-17 at 08:51 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genganger View Post
    Granted, it won't shut up and sounds like the lovely lady here:


    I wish for a cold soda.

    ---------- Post added 2012-07-17 at 10:50 PM ----------

    God dammit Val!

    You would get them in nickels.

    I still wish for a cold soda.
    Granted but there is no way to open it and quickly warms.

    I wish for unlimited coffee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but there is no way to open it and quickly warms.

    I wish for unlimited coffee.
    Granted, but the coffee tastes like sewage.
    I wish for a TARDIS
    Elyaan may have made this. Possibly maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daboogyman View Post
    Granted, but the coffee tastes like sewage.
    I wish for a TARDIS
    (I've drank gas station coffee I could stand it...)
    Granted but it doesn't work anymore.

    I wish for my own TV show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    (I've drank gas station coffee I could stand it...)
    Granted but it doesn't work anymore.

    I wish for my own TV show.
    Granted, but the tv-show starrs Jersey Shore and you constantly have to hang out around him.

    I wish for pokémon to be real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolven Descent View Post
    Granted, but the tv-show starrs Jersey Shore and you constantly have to hang out around him.

    I wish for pokémon to be real.
    Granted. They cause a massive war and destroy the world.

    I wish rooms like that were actually possible. to make and walk around, because fuck gravity and all that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted. They cause a massive war and destroy the world.

    I wish rooms like that were actually possible. to make and walk around, because fuck gravity and all that.
    Granted but all the steps lead to the same place, a small white room where nothing but you can be.

    I wish for a motorcycle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but all the steps lead to the same place, a small white room where nothing but you can be.

    I wish for a motorcycle.
    Granted


    I wish for an ever cold soda that can open!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genganger View Post
    Granted

    I wish for an ever cold soda that can open!
    Granted but it's your most hated soft drink and is off.

    I wish this thread never stops.

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    Granted, but you get permabanned to keep it open.

    I wish I had a full scale, working copy of the Normandy, so I could just float around space for the rest of my life.

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    Granted, but you are surrounded by reapers.

    I wish to escape the friendzone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloodydemize View Post
    Granted, but you are surrounded by reapers.

    I wish to escape the friendzone
    Granted, but she gains 80 pounds in a month.

    I wish I could be as cool as Black Dynamite .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Demoness View Post
    Granted, but she gains 80 pounds in a month.

    I wish I could be as cool as Black Dynamite .
    Granted, but now everyone else is cooler than Black Dynamite (And you ofc)

    I wish i had a banana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zogarth View Post
    Granted, but now everyone else is cooler than Black Dynamite (And you ofc)

    I wish i had a banana.
    Granted but it ends up in your rectum.

    I wish for a new watch.
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    Granted. It was a precious family heirloom, stolen, and given to you by the thief. The people who had it taken hired a few hitmen to get it back, and they're right outside your door.

    I wish I never had to eat.

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    Granted but you are as skinny as a meth head.

    I wish for a dragon that I could ride everywhere I want to go.

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