1. #4021
    Quote Originally Posted by Jpisto View Post
    Granted but you are as skinny as a meth head.

    I wish for a dragon that I could ride everywhere I want to go.
    Granted, but it's so large that it crushes everything in a thirty mile radius when it lands.

    I wish I had that as a pet.

  2. #4022
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but it's so large that it crushes everything in a thirty mile radius when it lands.

    I wish I had that as a pet.
    Granted, but it ate you.

    I wish the new LoK season would start now.

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  3. #4023
    Quote Originally Posted by the_fallen View Post
    Granted, but it ate you.

    I wish the new LoK season would start now.
    (Honestly, I'd be entirely fine with that, just because of how adorable it is.)

    Granted, but since I don't know what LoK is, it's some completely random show instead.

    I wish I was blind, but was able to see through Force Sight.

  4. #4024
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    (Honestly, I'd be entirely fine with that, just because of how adorable it is.)

    Granted, but since I don't know what LoK is, it's some completely random show instead.

    I wish I was blind, but was able to see through Force Sight.
    Granted, but you poke your eyes out with the first banana you try to eat and remain blind for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had the power to transform in gaseous form whenever I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by That Feel View Post
    Granted, but you poke your eyes out with the first banana you try to eat and remain blind for the rest of your life.

    I wish I had the power to transform in gaseous form whenever I want.
    Granted, but you wont be able to transform back, and your gaseous form gets diluted in the atmosphere.

    I wish I had more money


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    Granted, you now have 12 million dollars of monopoly money.

    I wish I could Masterspark

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  7. #4027
    Granted, but you cannot aim it properly, destroying everything you own in the world and you get locked up as a threat to the world.

    I wish for the ability to travel at will to any point in my own personal timeline, with the option to revert any changes I make upon returning to the present.

  8. #4028
    Quote Originally Posted by Nalnik View Post
    Granted, but you cannot aim it properly, destroying everything you own in the world and you get locked up as a threat to the world.

    I wish for the ability to travel at will to any point in my own personal timeline, with the option to revert any changes I make upon returning to the present.
    granted, but you can only do so naked and in your country's governmental building while it's in session.

    I wish i no longer have rational or irrational fears for spiders, snakes, planes or anything from this world or another.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted, but you can only do so naked and in your country's governmental building while it's in session.

    I wish i no longer have rational or irrational fears for spiders, snakes, planes or anything from this world or another.
    granted, but you have to die in order for the wish to become true

    I wish I could fly


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    granted, but you have to die in order for the wish to become true

    I wish I could fly
    granted, but you die in a mid-air plane crash.

    i wish i was spiderman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmacphee9 View Post
    granted, but you die in a mid-air plane crash.

    i wish i was spiderman.
    Granted but you're the size of a spider.

    I wish for a powerful laser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FearXI View Post
    Granted but you're the size of a spider.

    I wish for a powerful laser.
    Granted, you now own the Death Star . . . which Luke Skywalker just blew up with you on board.

    I wish I could be an all powerful Sith lord.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Granted, you now own the Death Star . . . which Luke Skywalker just blew up with you on board.

    I wish I could be an all powerful Sith lord.
    Granted, but your best friend becomes an all powerful Jedi and smites you down.

    I wish I could Fantasy Heaven

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  14. #4034
    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Granted, you now own the Death Star . . . which Luke Skywalker just blew up with you on board.

    I wish I could be an all powerful Sith lord.
    Granted, but you're stuck with Jar Jar Binks as your apprentice.

    I wish that I was a famous film director.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ulgrim View Post
    Granted, but you're stuck with Jar Jar Binks as your apprentice.

    I wish that I was a famous film director.
    granted, your famous for being the worst, most un-inspirational, horrid, movie director ever, and you were stoned to death after your 10th movie "Im a unicorne and i like it" Which was a 10 mil dollar budget movie.

    I wish I was a Druid, and i could transform into only a cheeta, bear, or horse (Preferably a bronco)

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    Granted, but because you never sleep you never get to dream.

    I wish I had a pony.

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    Granted but it's a zombie pony and devours your family.

    I wish I had a chucky doll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but it's a zombie pony and devours your family.

    I wish I had a chucky doll.
    Granted, it comes to life and kills your whole family, maiming you in the process.

    I wish I didn't have issues expressing my feelings for womenz I like O_o

  19. #4039
    Granted but when you do express your feelings, she is repulsed by them and runs away.

    I wish I could become Super Saiyan 4. =D

  20. #4040
    Quote Originally Posted by Jpisto View Post
    Granted but when you do express your feelings, she is repulsed by them and runs away.

    I wish I could become Super Saiyan 4. =D
    Granted but cell then absorbs you.

    I wish I was an acorn.

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