Granted, but you are always thirsty now.
I wish to travel around the world.
Surrounded by idiots
Granted, but you can't even beat normal mode - act 1.
I wish I knew the meaning of life.
The human race is also cursed and will never learn the true meaning of life.
I wish I could play Darksiders 2 already.
Granted, but you are constantly harrassed by shut-in nerd fanboys who write fanfics about you.I wish I was a mermaid which had a rocket launcher on the back which were heat seeking, With wings and the abilty to go super saiyan.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
granted, but you have a sign floating above your head in bright lights that tells everyone exactly what you're thinking.
I wish I could've had a longer lay in this morning