1. #4141
    Quote Originally Posted by ayashi View Post
    I wish i was normal.
    Granted, the way you are now is considered normal. Everyone else just thinks they are weird and keeps doing what they have always done.

    I wish the rain never stopped.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

  2. #4142
    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted, the way you are now is considered normal. Everyone else just thinks they are weird and keeps doing what they have always done.

    I wish the rain never stopped.
    Granted but the world floods and as you open your door to go to school/work a shark swims into your home and never leaves.. (This shark is the overly attached girlfriend of sharks)

    I wish I was C'thulu

  3. #4143
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but the world floods and as you open your door to go to school/work a shark swims into your home and never leaves.. (This shark is the overly attached girlfriend of sharks)

    I wish I was C'thulu
    Granted. You are now locked in a city at the bottom of the ocean for the rest of time (I forgot what it's called, deal with it)

    I wish I was omnipotent.


  4. #4144
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    Granted. You are now locked in a city at the bottom of the ocean for the rest of time (I forgot what it's called, deal with it)

    I wish I was omnipotent.
    Granted, but you are too stupid to know how to use any of your power

    I wish people would stop stealing my Pringles

    なんで自殺するのかな他の人殺せばいいのに

  5. #4145
    Quote Originally Posted by Muzual View Post
    Granted, but you are too stupid to know how to use any of your power

    I wish people would stop stealing my Pringles
    Granted but from now on people always steal your clothes, Including the clothes that your wearing

    I wish I had a geodude.

  6. #4146
    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but from now on people always steal your clothes, Including the clothes that your wearing

    I wish I had a geodude.
    Granted but now it only wants to sit on you.

    I wish I had sharper panda teeth.

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    Granted, but they are very very fragile

    I wish no one invented aspartame :/

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  8. #4148
    Quote Originally Posted by Ricen View Post
    Granted, but they are very very fragile

    I wish no one invented aspartame :/
    Granted but Stich also seizes to exist!

    I wish it were spring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but Stich also seizes to exist!

    I wish it were spring.
    Low blow. Low blow..... And granted, but Spring is unseasonable cold, and it snows every day.

    I wish for an apple

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  10. #4150
    Quote Originally Posted by Ricen View Post
    Low blow. Low blow..... And granted, but Spring is unseasonable cold, and it snows every day.

    I wish for an apple
    Granted, Snow White.

    I wish the band was playing a little quieter so I could hear my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cephilia View Post
    Granted, Snow White.

    I wish the band was playing a little quieter so I could hear my friend.
    Granted. Now your friend won't talk.

    I wish I had a pair of sunglasses that I could never lose and would never break and always look awesome on my face, no matter what I happen to be wearing at the moment.

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

  12. #4152
    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Granted. Now your friend won't talk.

    I wish I had a pair of sunglasses that I could never lose and would never break and always look awesome on my face, no matter what I happen to be wearing at the moment.
    Granted, but they don't block the sun.

    I wish for a beta key to MoP

  13. #4153
    Quote Originally Posted by Markluzz View Post
    I wish for a beta key to MoP
    Granted. You get it in the afternoon of September 24th.

    I wish this damn bookcase would put itself together.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

  14. #4154
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted. You get it in the afternoon of September 24th.

    I wish this damn bookcase would put itself together.
    Granted. But this now animate bookcase decides you are no longer fit to be it's master, and starts a furniture revolution

    I wish Last Airbender never happened.

  15. #4155
    Granted, but every other film/program you watch is just as terribad!

    I wish my sandwich would arrive quicker..

  16. #4156
    Quote Originally Posted by Kipling View Post
    Granted, but every other film/program you watch is just as terribad!

    I wish my sandwich would arrive quicker..
    Granted. Your sandwich is fired out of a large cannon at your face.

    I wish my job didn't suck.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

  17. #4157
    Granted. You're now unemployed, living on the street.

    I wish I had an endless supply of butter and jelly sandwiches that just constantly reappeared on my plate when I wanted one.

  18. #4158
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted. You're now unemployed, living on the street.

    I wish I had an endless supply of butter and jelly sandwiches that just constantly reappeared on my plate when I wanted one.
    granted, but you suddenly get a case of diabetes and can't eat them anymore.

    I wish I had the analytical skills of everyone on the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...nessByAnalysis combined, together with the luck of everyone on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BornLucky combined.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  19. #4159
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted, but you suddenly get a case of diabetes and can't eat them anymore.

    I wish I had the analytical skills of everyone on the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...nessByAnalysis combined, together with the luck of everyone on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BornLucky combined.
    Granted but your crushed by sweet rolls.

    I wish I was dragonborn

    Why is it I always read this thread as Corrupt-A-Wish-Foundation.

  20. #4160
    You are now the dragonborn, but are immediately killed by your local police or SWAT the second you use a shout.

    (Because it sounds better.)

    I wish I had the ability to convince people to believe or do anything and everything I tell them.

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