Granted, but they are very very fragile
I wish no one invented aspartame :/
When a wild forum troll appears
i was not crying in the shower
i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye - Kylo Ren
Granted, but every other film/program you watch is just as terribad!
I wish my sandwich would arrive quicker..
Granted. You're now unemployed, living on the street.
I wish I had an endless supply of butter and jelly sandwiches that just constantly reappeared on my plate when I wanted one.
I wish I had the analytical skills of everyone on the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...nessByAnalysis combined, together with the luck of everyone on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BornLucky combined.
Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.
You are now the dragonborn, but are immediately killed by your local police or SWAT the second you use a shout.
(Because it sounds better.)
I wish I had the ability to convince people to believe or do anything and everything I tell them.