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    I am Murloc! Mehman's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but the world floods and as you open your door to go to school/work a shark swims into your home and never leaves.. (This shark is the overly attached girlfriend of sharks)

    I wish I was C'thulu
    Granted. You are now locked in a city at the bottom of the ocean for the rest of time (I forgot what it's called, deal with it)

    I wish I was omnipotent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    Granted. You are now locked in a city at the bottom of the ocean for the rest of time (I forgot what it's called, deal with it)

    I wish I was omnipotent.
    Granted, but you are too stupid to know how to use any of your power

    I wish people would stop stealing my Pringles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Muzual View Post
    Granted, but you are too stupid to know how to use any of your power

    I wish people would stop stealing my Pringles
    Granted but from now on people always steal your clothes, Including the clothes that your wearing

    I wish I had a geodude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but from now on people always steal your clothes, Including the clothes that your wearing

    I wish I had a geodude.
    Granted but now it only wants to sit on you.

    I wish I had sharper panda teeth.

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    Granted, but they are very very fragile

    I wish no one invented aspartame :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricen View Post
    Granted, but they are very very fragile

    I wish no one invented aspartame :/
    Granted but Stich also seizes to exist!

    I wish it were spring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but Stich also seizes to exist!

    I wish it were spring.
    Low blow. Low blow..... And granted, but Spring is unseasonable cold, and it snows every day.

    I wish for an apple

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricen View Post
    Low blow. Low blow..... And granted, but Spring is unseasonable cold, and it snows every day.

    I wish for an apple
    Granted, Snow White.

    I wish the band was playing a little quieter so I could hear my friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cephilia View Post
    Granted, Snow White.

    I wish the band was playing a little quieter so I could hear my friend.
    Granted. Now your friend won't talk.

    I wish I had a pair of sunglasses that I could never lose and would never break and always look awesome on my face, no matter what I happen to be wearing at the moment.

    i was not crying in the shower
    i just realized how i'll never get to meet darth vader and then soap got in my eye - Kylo Ren

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    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Granted. Now your friend won't talk.

    I wish I had a pair of sunglasses that I could never lose and would never break and always look awesome on my face, no matter what I happen to be wearing at the moment.
    Granted, but they don't block the sun.

    I wish for a beta key to MoP

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    Quote Originally Posted by Markluzz View Post
    I wish for a beta key to MoP
    Granted. You get it in the afternoon of September 24th.

    I wish this damn bookcase would put itself together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted. You get it in the afternoon of September 24th.

    I wish this damn bookcase would put itself together.
    Granted. But this now animate bookcase decides you are no longer fit to be it's master, and starts a furniture revolution

    I wish Last Airbender never happened.

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    Granted, but every other film/program you watch is just as terribad!

    I wish my sandwich would arrive quicker..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kipling View Post
    Granted, but every other film/program you watch is just as terribad!

    I wish my sandwich would arrive quicker..
    Granted. Your sandwich is fired out of a large cannon at your face.

    I wish my job didn't suck.

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    Granted. You're now unemployed, living on the street.

    I wish I had an endless supply of butter and jelly sandwiches that just constantly reappeared on my plate when I wanted one.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted. You're now unemployed, living on the street.

    I wish I had an endless supply of butter and jelly sandwiches that just constantly reappeared on my plate when I wanted one.
    granted, but you suddenly get a case of diabetes and can't eat them anymore.

    I wish I had the analytical skills of everyone on the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...nessByAnalysis combined, together with the luck of everyone on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BornLucky combined.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted, but you suddenly get a case of diabetes and can't eat them anymore.

    I wish I had the analytical skills of everyone on the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...nessByAnalysis combined, together with the luck of everyone on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BornLucky combined.
    Granted but your crushed by sweet rolls.

    I wish I was dragonborn

    Why is it I always read this thread as Corrupt-A-Wish-Foundation.

  18. #4158
    You are now the dragonborn, but are immediately killed by your local police or SWAT the second you use a shout.

    (Because it sounds better.)

    I wish I had the ability to convince people to believe or do anything and everything I tell them.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    You are now the dragonborn, but are immediately killed by your local police or SWAT the second you use a shout.

    (Because it sounds better.)

    I wish I had the ability to convince people to believe or do anything and everything I tell them.
    granted but you went to tell your worst enemy to disappear and accendentally looked in a mirror

    i wish i knew why the back of my leg keeps bleeding.
    my friend code...

    5241-1925-7760 name toasty

    up for battles ...after 10/18/2013

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    Quote Originally Posted by sac View Post
    i wish i knew why the back of my leg keeps bleeding.
    Granted. It's cancer.

    I wish I had something to drink besides this battery acid here next to me.

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