Granted, but they are very very fragile
I wish no one invented aspartame :/
When a wild forum troll appears
If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com
Granted, but every other film/program you watch is just as terribad!
I wish my sandwich would arrive quicker..
Granted. You're now unemployed, living on the street.
I wish I had an endless supply of butter and jelly sandwiches that just constantly reappeared on my plate when I wanted one.
I wish I had the analytical skills of everyone on the http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph...nessByAnalysis combined, together with the luck of everyone on http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BornLucky combined.
Taking a break until the next REAL content appears.
DAMN YOU WOW TOKEN! (weird thing is: I didn't even buy a token. I bought for 6 months at once using cold hard cash, weirdly enough...
You are now the dragonborn, but are immediately killed by your local police or SWAT the second you use a shout.
(Because it sounds better.)
I wish I had the ability to convince people to believe or do anything and everything I tell them.