1. #4241
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted, now take a straw and suck it up from the desert sand before it seeps into the soil. what, you didn't specify it needed to go in a cup?

    I wish I could turn into any gaming character at will.
    Granted, but you are thrust into the character's respective game at maximum difficulty and do not have any extra lives. Game over is permanent.

    I WISH FOR A BUCKET OF PAINT.
    Last edited by The Madgod; 2012-08-30 at 05:30 PM.

  2. #4242
    Quote Originally Posted by The Madgod View Post
    Granted, but you are thrust into the character's respective game at maximum difficulty and do not have any extra lives. Game over is permanent.

    I WISH FOR A BUCKET OF PAINT.
    Granted, it falls from the sky and crushes your skull.

    I wish for a new cell phone.
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

  3. #4243
    Quote Originally Posted by Rocket Surgeon View Post
    Granted, it falls from the sky and crushes your skull.

    I wish for a new cell phone.
    Granted but its a cricket phone and the screen is always cracked.

    I wish to not be bald and fat.

  4. #4244
    Quote Originally Posted by Vinney View Post
    Granted but its a cricket phone and the screen is always cracked.

    I wish to not be bald and fat.
    Granted; congratulations, you are now a stork!

    I wish to be the admin of MMO-Champion.

  5. #4245
    I wish to be the admin of MMO-Champion.
    Granted, but "mmo" was mistaken for "moo", you are now the admin of MOO-Champion... ALL HAIL KING OF THE BOVINES!!!!

    I wish people in my guild didn't have gigantic ego's...
    Last edited by Endom; 2012-08-30 at 07:16 PM.

  6. #4246
    Quote Originally Posted by Endom View Post
    Granted, but "mmo" was mistaken for "moo", you are now the admin of MOO-Champion... ALL HAIL KING OF THE BOVINES!!!!

    I wish people in my guild didn't have gigantic ego's...
    Granted but now they are a bunch of undergeared scrubs with low self esteem.

    I wish for this forum game to come to an end.

  7. #4247
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vizardlorde View Post
    I wish for this forum game to come to an end.
    Granted. This forum game dies. But a priest resurrects it.

    I wish for a Digimon Partner

  8. #4248
    Quote Originally Posted by holz View Post
    Granted. This forum game dies. But a priest resurrects it.

    I wish for a Digimon Partner
    Granted! But he started collecting pokemons.
    I wish for warriors to be best in wow pvp in mop.

  9. #4249
    Quote Originally Posted by holz View Post
    Granted. This forum game dies. But a priest resurrects it.

    I wish for a Digimon Partner
    Granted but a digivirus corrupts your Omnimon partner and turns it into a pokemon... Magikarp.

    I wish for all priests to vanish

  10. #4250
    Quote Originally Posted by Bicheru View Post
    I wish for warriors to be best in wow pvp in mop.
    Granted. You get hacked and your warrior deleted. Blizzard will not restore it. This happens at level 17 every time you level a warrior for the entire expansion, until 6.0.3 and the release of the next expansion: WoW: Electric Boogaloo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Vizardlorde View Post
    I wish for all priests to vanish
    Granted. They are now all Paladins.

    I wish I didn't hate everyone.
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    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

  11. #4251
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted. You get hacked and your warrior deleted. Blizzard will not restore it. This happens at level 17 every time you level a warrior for the entire expansion, until 6.0.3 and the release of the next expansion: WoW: Electric Boogaloo.
    Granted. They are now all Paladins.

    I wish I didn't hate everyone.
    Granted,you now love everybody in the world,your mind gets so over excited due to all this loving that it explodes.

    I wish i could smell a funny colour and look at someone in that tone of voice.

  12. #4252
    Granted, but you lose the ability to understand basic communcation.

    I wish was immortal but could choose to end my life whenever I wanted.

  13. #4253
    Quote Originally Posted by Clarden View Post
    Granted, but you lose the ability to understand basic communcation.

    I wish was immortal but could choose to end my life whenever I wanted.
    granted. you are now a SC2 immortal. you can still be killed by any force that can kill a SC2 immortal, including but not limited to small arms fire, knives, animals and other such nonsense.

    I wish i owned a copy of every single book, pamphlet, letter, magazine and other written material that has ever existed, perfectly translated into English, safely locked away in a gigantic underground complex that's protected against all artificial or natural disasters that additionally has a google-like search engine that shows where i can find something. not for myself, but for the advancement of humanity.

  14. #4254
    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    granted. you are now a SC2 immortal. you can still be killed by any force that can kill a SC2 immortal, including but not limited to small arms fire, knives, animals and other such nonsense.

    I wish i owned a copy of every single book, pamphlet, letter, magazine and other written material that has ever existed, perfectly translated into English, safely locked away in a gigantic underground complex that's protected against all artificial or natural disasters that additionally has a google-like search engine that shows where i can find something. not for myself, but for the advancement of humanity.
    Granted but you forgot the password/combination to the complex and no one could ever break into it.

    I wish I was a baller, a little bit taller, and a girl that looked so good I would call her.

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    Granted, but you seemed to have bad judgement, so you are dog-ugly.

    I wish for a Jaguar E-Type!
    Don't expect others to be happy with you if you aren't happy with yourself.

  16. #4256
    Quote Originally Posted by wimbo125 View Post
    Granted, but you seemed to have bad judgement, so you are dog-ugly.

    I wish for a Jaguar E-Type!
    Granted but its a Lego model and some pieces are missing.

    I wish I had a time machine.

  17. #4257
    Granted, but the only time it can go to is the apocolypse

    I wish I had a good guy reputation, but still gets laid.

  18. #4258
    Quote Originally Posted by Clarden View Post
    Granted, but the only time it can go to is the apocolypse

    I wish I had a good guy reputation, but still gets laid.
    Granted, all of the most homely and disgusting people are just lining up for you.

    I wish I was a Super Saiyan.
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

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    Granted,but some div mixed up the potions so when you try to burst into a golden super saiyan you instead burst into flames like the human torch,but die instantly.

    I wish,therefore i am.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted,but some div mixed up the potions so when you try to burst into a golden super saiyan you instead burst into flames like the human torch,but die instantly.

    I wish,therefore i am.
    Granted. According to quantum mechanics you exist and at the same time don't exist.

    I wish that a working version of the warp drive existed and was implemented on spaceships and that traveling through space on such a drive was cheaper and safer than flying aircraft is today.

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

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