Granted,but because you wanted express delivery the charge is £1,000,000.
I wish i was poor,ugly and hung like a field mouse.
granted but you have to work christmas day.
I wish I had bigger boobs
I'm a Paladin, Judging is sort of my thing...
Granted, but ever man in the world turns gay..............and the world's supply of lesbians suddenly vanished!
I wish I had a fluffy bunny that would love me forever.
Granted but you sit on it one day and well....
I wish for this thread to continue to live!
I'm a shooting star leaping through the skies/Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity/I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva/I'm gonna go go go/There's no stopping me/I'm burning through the skies Yeah!/Two hundred degrees/That's why they call me Mister Fahrenheit/I'm trav'ling at the speed of light/I wanna make a supersonic woman out of you
Granted, it continues to live for another week before it dies yet again.
I wish everything within the universe was upside down.
Granted, but she only puts out for other people, and is so well known, there's a four mile line to have sex with her.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted but, now everyone else knows your wish, and you are so ashamed.
I wish for the zombie apocalypse so that I can go mad in the streets with a katana.
I wish for a winning lottery ticket, for the next 300 million USD jackpot, and that the lotto ticket has my name, and current, upto date information filled out on the back of it.
Granted, you now have an infinite supply of pennies. All non-government run stores are able to refuse you any form of service, and you can never buy anything you need.
I wish I had perfect eyesight.
Granted, now you can't help but notice all the uglyness in the world.
I wish I was lucky.
Granted but you are in the desert with no hope of hiding from the sun.
I wish i was more muscular.
Granted, you just gained a gram of muscles.
I wish I could remember my curriculum for this semester.