granted but you have to work christmas day.
I wish I had bigger boobs
Granted, but ever man in the world turns gay..............and the world's supply of lesbians suddenly vanished!
I wish I had a fluffy bunny that would love me forever.
Granted but you sit on it one day and well....
I wish for this thread to continue to live!
Death would be a welcome embrace.
Granted, it continues to live for another week before it dies yet again.
I wish everything within the universe was upside down.
Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.
Granted, but she only puts out for other people, and is so well known, there's a four mile line to have sex with her.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
Granted but, now everyone else knows your wish, and you are so ashamed.
I wish for the zombie apocalypse so that I can go mad in the streets with a katana.
I wish for a winning lottery ticket, for the next 300 million USD jackpot, and that the lotto ticket has my name, and current, upto date information filled out on the back of it.
Granted, you now have an infinite supply of pennies. All non-government run stores are able to refuse you any form of service, and you can never buy anything you need.
I wish I had perfect eyesight.
Granted, now you can't help but notice all the uglyness in the world.
I wish I was lucky.
Granted but you are in the desert with no hope of hiding from the sun.
I wish i was more muscular.
Granted, you just gained a gram of muscles.
I wish I could remember my curriculum for this semester.
Granted, but now it's the only thing that you can remember.
I wish I could breathe underwater.
Granted, but now you need an oxygen tank to survive above water (blabla something about hypersensitivity to nitrogen blabla)
I wish I could get rid of my sleeping issues and have a normal circadian rhythm without medication.
"After dealing with about 10 000 patients over the last 15 years, I would say that over 200 different medical conditions respond favorably to cannabis."
- The late Dr. Tod Mikuriya, MD, interview in The Union: The business behind getting high
Former national administrator of the U.S. Government's marijuana research programs
Granted, you can now sleep normally, but can no longer do anything but sleep and sit perfectly still in bed.
I wish the sun was blue instead, without any temperature change.