1. #4301
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    Granted, but you a bus ran over you.

    I wish for my pizza!

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    Granted,but because you wanted express delivery the charge is £1,000,000.

    I wish i was poor,ugly and hung like a field mouse.

  3. #4303
    Quote Originally Posted by Aronaz View Post
    Granted, but you a bus ran over you.

    I wish for my pizza!

    Granted, but every time you eat it, even cold, you'll get blisters on the roof of your mouth.

    I wish I had the day off for MoP release.

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    granted but you have to work christmas day.

    I wish I had bigger boobs

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    Granted, but ever man in the world turns gay..............and the world's supply of lesbians suddenly vanished!

    I wish I had a fluffy bunny that would love me forever.

  6. #4306
    Granted but you sit on it one day and well....

    I wish for this thread to continue to live!
    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    No, Worgie is right. If a group is larger than 10 it will automatically divide itself into hunters and gatherers and instinctively build a life around the general vicinity. Soon enough you'll have camp fires, pelts, and a hungry god demanding tribute by blood.

    It's basic human nature, Arlee. Trust me, I'm a marine biologist.

  7. #4307
    Granted, it continues to live for another week before it dies yet again.

    I wish everything within the universe was upside down.

  8. #4308
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, it continues to live for another week before it dies yet again.

    I wish everything within the universe was upside down.
    granted. however, since we don't even know what's up or down when regarding something as large as the universe, nothing whatsoever changes.

    I wish for a really cute 20-odd female in my room who puts out.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  9. #4309
    Granted, but she only puts out for other people, and is so well known, there's a four mile line to have sex with her.

    I wish I knew what to wish for.

  10. #4310
    Granted but, now everyone else knows your wish, and you are so ashamed.

    I wish for the zombie apocalypse so that I can go mad in the streets with a katana.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizelda View Post
    Granted but, now everyone else knows your wish, and you are so ashamed.

    I wish for the zombie apocalypse so that I can go mad in the streets with a katana.
    Granted, but the katana is well over 600 years old, and poorly taken care of, so it breaks when you swing at the first zombie, miss and hit a pole, and a shard stabs you in the eye.

    I wish for a winning lottery ticket, for the next 300 million USD jackpot, and that the lotto ticket has my name, and current, upto date information filled out on the back of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    I wish for a winning lottery ticket, for the next 300 million USD jackpot, and that the lotto ticket has my name, and current, upto date information filled out on the back of it.
    Gotta go with the obvious here. Granted, but you get hit by a bus while going to cash it in. Can't spend your 300mil from 6 feet under can ya??

    I wish for a working wishing well and infinite pennies.

    ... Hell how about just the pennies?
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

  13. #4313
    Granted, you now have an infinite supply of pennies. All non-government run stores are able to refuse you any form of service, and you can never buy anything you need.

    I wish I had perfect eyesight.

  14. #4314
    Granted, now you can't help but notice all the uglyness in the world.

    I wish I was lucky.

  15. #4315
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, you now have an infinite supply of pennies. All non-government run stores are able to refuse you any form of service, and you can never buy anything you need.
    Ah! But I can exchange them at banks, they aren't stores!

    Quote Originally Posted by Goretusker View Post
    I wish I was lucky.
    Granted. You are Lucky, one of the puppies from 101 Dalmatians.

    I wish I didn't see ants and spiders in my peripheral vision even when none are there.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    I wish I didn't see ants and spiders in my peripheral vision even when none are there.
    Granted. There are now ants and spiders instead.

    I wish my guild will down heroic Madness today.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    Granted. There are now ants and spiders instead.

    I wish my guild will down heroic Madness today.
    Granted, but your guild disbands immediately after due to loot drama, and you missed the raid

    i wish i was a vampire

  18. #4318
    Granted but you are in the desert with no hope of hiding from the sun.

    I wish i was more muscular.

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    Granted, you just gained a gram of muscles.

    I wish I could remember my curriculum for this semester.

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    Granted, but now it's the only thing that you can remember.

    I wish I could breathe underwater.
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