Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

**Yirrah** · 2012-09-16, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by Rekindled

Grated, but it only takes premium 98 fuel/.

I wish for all league skins to be free!

Granted, but sadly a very rare and destructive programming error makes your computer explode.

I wish for health, wealth and true love!

**Aronaz** · 2012-09-16, 05:26 PM

Granted, but you a bus ran over you.

I wish for my pizza!

**Wayne25uk** · 2012-09-19, 05:23 PM

Granted,but because you wanted express delivery the charge is £1,000,000.

I wish i was poor,ugly and hung like a field mouse.

**Fadees** · 2012-09-21, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Aronaz

Granted, but you a bus ran over you.

I wish for my pizza!

Granted, but every time you eat it, even cold, you'll get blisters on the roof of your mouth.

I wish I had the day off for MoP release.

**Rivyr** · 2012-09-21, 07:19 PM

granted but you have to work christmas day.

I wish I had bigger boobs

**Pud'n** · 2012-09-21, 07:58 PM

Granted, but ever man in the world turns gay..............and the world's supply of lesbians suddenly vanished!

I wish I had a fluffy bunny that would love me forever.

**Worgenite** · 2012-09-21, 07:59 PM

Granted but you sit on it one day and well....

I wish for this thread to continue to live!

**~Mynta Swirl~** · 2012-09-22, 07:42 AM

Granted, it continues to live for another week before it dies yet again.

I wish everything within the universe was upside down.

**Don Vito Corleone** · 2012-09-22, 08:32 AM

Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu

Granted, it continues to live for another week before it dies yet again.

I wish everything within the universe was upside down.

granted. however, since we don't even know what's up or down when regarding something as large as the universe, nothing whatsoever changes.

I wish for a really cute 20-odd female in my room who puts out.

**~Mynta Swirl~** · 2012-09-22, 09:13 AM

Granted, but she only puts out for other people, and is so well known, there's a four mile line to have sex with her.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

**Grizelda** · 2012-09-23, 03:46 AM

Granted but, now everyone else knows your wish, and you are so ashamed.

I wish for the zombie apocalypse so that I can go mad in the streets with a katana.

**Ridesdel** · 2012-09-23, 03:52 AM

Originally Posted by Grizelda

Granted but, now everyone else knows your wish, and you are so ashamed.

I wish for the zombie apocalypse so that I can go mad in the streets with a katana.

Granted, but the katana is well over 600 years old, and poorly taken care of, so it breaks when you swing at the first zombie, miss and hit a pole, and a shard stabs you in the eye.

I wish for a winning lottery ticket, for the next 300 million USD jackpot, and that the lotto ticket has my name, and current, upto date information filled out on the back of it.

**Omertocracy** · 2012-09-23, 04:48 AM

Originally Posted by Ridesdel

I wish for a winning lottery ticket, for the next 300 million USD jackpot, and that the lotto ticket has my name, and current, upto date information filled out on the back of it.

Gotta go with the obvious here. Granted, but you get hit by a bus while going to cash it in. Can't spend your 300mil from 6 feet under can ya??

I wish for a working wishing well and infinite pennies.

... Hell how about just the pennies?

**~Mynta Swirl~** · 2012-09-23, 06:57 AM

Granted, you now have an infinite supply of pennies. All non-government run stores are able to refuse you any form of service, and you can never buy anything you need.

I wish I had perfect eyesight.

**Goretusker** · 2012-09-23, 07:10 AM

Granted, now you can't help but notice all the uglyness in the world.

I wish I was lucky.

**Omertocracy** · 2012-09-23, 07:56 AM

Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu

Granted, you now have an infinite supply of pennies. All non-government run stores are able to refuse you any form of service, and you can never buy anything you need.

Ah! But I can exchange them at banks, they aren't stores!

Originally Posted by Goretusker

I wish I was lucky.

Granted. You are Lucky, one of the puppies from 101 Dalmatians.

I wish I didn't see ants and spiders in my peripheral vision even when none are there.

**Mehman** · 2012-09-23, 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by Omertocracy

I wish I didn't see ants and spiders in my peripheral vision even when none are there.

Granted. There are now ants and spiders instead.

I wish my guild will down heroic Madness today.

**Ridesdel** · 2012-09-23, 12:10 PM

Originally Posted by Mehman

Granted. There are now ants and spiders instead.

I wish my guild will down heroic Madness today.

Granted, but your guild disbands immediately after due to loot drama, and you missed the raid

i wish i was a vampire

**Goretusker** · 2012-09-23, 01:56 PM

Granted but you are in the desert with no hope of hiding from the sun.

I wish i was more muscular.

**Genganger** · 2012-09-23, 03:17 PM

Granted, you just gained a gram of muscles.

I wish I could remember my curriculum for this semester.

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