1. #4321
    Granted, but you now have gone blind, so you will never see the sun again.

    I wish I had the funds to build a top of the line gaming computer.

  2. #4322
    Quote Originally Posted by Artra View Post
    Granted, but you now have gone blind, so you will never see the sun again.

    I wish I had the funds to build a top of the line gaming computer.
    Granted, but during assembly you unknowingly lost a vital screw and now the machine doesn't work.

    I wish Blizz would bring back all PvP sets and make VoA/BH PVP only drops, purchasable.

  3. #4323
    Quote Originally Posted by Totle View Post
    Granted, but during assembly you unknowingly lost a vital screw and now the machine doesn't work.

    I wish Blizz would bring back all PvP sets and make VoA/BH PVP only drops, purchasable.
    granted. The Sha of Fear will only drop PvE items though, as will any other boss in MoP.

    I wish I had a partner to fool around with.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

  4. #4324
    Granted, but since you don't specify what exactly you want to fool around with, it's a giant being made out of rock (Think Rockmen from FTL), that can't enter houses.

    I wish I had an infinite army of clones, that would do whatever I told them to.



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    Granted, but your clones only have a lifespan of 1 minute and 47 seconds.

    I wish I had a moonbase.
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  6. #4326
    Granted, you're the only survivor of a random apocalypse, stranded on the moon with just enough supplies to last you a month, no weaponry of any sort, and a huge army of evil monster things.

    I wish I was immortal.



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    Granted, but your now floating around in space.

    I wish I had some weapons to fight of these evil monster things...
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  8. #4328
    (I'm rather fine with endlessly floating in space. Beats sitting around doing nothing on my computer, plus I might eventually stumble upon life on other planets.)

    Granted, but it's because you yourself turn into a monster, causing you to be in constant pain, but you now kick other monsters asses.

    I wish I come across some form of civilization while floating around space.



  9. #4329
    Granted, but they enslave you and put you in a room made of metal, never to be opened.

    I wish I could control time and space.


  10. #4330
    Granted, but you only get your powers on one condition, that you rescue me from this room so we may aid Scarecrow.

    I wish that I had a magical gun that could do whatever I wanted it to.



  11. #4331
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I wish that I had a magical gun that could do whatever I wanted it to.
    Granted, but you get no bullets.

    I wish i had some suggar for my coffee.
    Last edited by RearzYo; 2012-09-23 at 10:31 PM.

  12. #4332
    It's magical and can do anything. That would include firing without bullets or using anything as ammunition, lol.

    Granted, but it's explosive.



  13. #4333
    Granted, (magical gun) but it can only work on the surface on the sun.

    I wish I could be invincible.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Xilurm View Post
    Granted, (magical gun) but it can only work on the surface on the sun.

    I wish I could be invincible.
    granted, now you have become the ICCH LK mount

    i wish i was purple

  15. #4335
    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    granted, now you have become the ICCH LK mount

    i wish i was purple
    Granted but your doomed to constant singing. (see link below)

    http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0...ey_1_large.jpg

    I wish I had endless nachos!

  16. #4336
    Granted, but you become deathly allergic to them.

    I wish that the next person was a fish.



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    Granted, but you become a maggot, fish love maggots.

    I want to be a little bird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you become deathly allergic to them.

    I wish that the next person was a fish.
    granted, but i quickly evolve back into a human

    i wish i was a teacher in a all girls school with a ton of ugly girls

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    Granted, but all the girls are zombies with a considerable hunger for teacher brains.

    I wish I had a massive library all for myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    Granted, but all the girls are zombies with a considerable hunger for teacher brains.

    I wish I had a massive library all for myself.
    Granted, but there is only 1 book in that massive library; 50 Shades of grey.

    I wish I knew where my back scratcher was because my back is itchy and it's the one spot that I can't reach with my hands.
    These aren't the spoilers you're looking for.

    Move along.

    Quote Originally Posted by Blueobelisk View Post
    Now, Waaldo is prepared to look for this person like Prince Charming testing everyone to see just how bad their psychological disorder is if their foot fits in the glass slipper.

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