1. #4321
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    Granted, but now you need an oxygen tank to survive above water (blabla something about hypersensitivity to nitrogen blabla)

    I wish I could get rid of my sleeping issues and have a normal circadian rhythm without medication.
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  2. #4322
    Granted, you can now sleep normally, but can no longer do anything but sleep and sit perfectly still in bed.

    I wish the sun was blue instead, without any temperature change.

  3. #4323
    Granted, but you now have gone blind, so you will never see the sun again.

    I wish I had the funds to build a top of the line gaming computer.

  4. #4324
    Quote Originally Posted by Artra View Post
    Granted, but you now have gone blind, so you will never see the sun again.

    I wish I had the funds to build a top of the line gaming computer.
    Granted, but during assembly you unknowingly lost a vital screw and now the machine doesn't work.

    I wish Blizz would bring back all PvP sets and make VoA/BH PVP only drops, purchasable.

  5. #4325
    Quote Originally Posted by Totle View Post
    Granted, but during assembly you unknowingly lost a vital screw and now the machine doesn't work.

    I wish Blizz would bring back all PvP sets and make VoA/BH PVP only drops, purchasable.
    granted. The Sha of Fear will only drop PvE items though, as will any other boss in MoP.

    I wish I had a partner to fool around with.
    Because I want to say this every single day but don't want it to get a drag:
    1) The ingame store will only sell timesaver items. It won't affect balance.
    2) No, getting to 100 in half the time isn't pay2win. raids don't start until the second week, everyone has time to get there.
    4) getting charms faster is also not pay2win. getting those is easy, but not everyone has the time or want for dailies.

  6. #4326
    Granted, but since you don't specify what exactly you want to fool around with, it's a giant being made out of rock (Think Rockmen from FTL), that can't enter houses.

    I wish I had an infinite army of clones, that would do whatever I told them to.

  7. #4327
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    Granted, but your clones only have a lifespan of 1 minute and 47 seconds.

    I wish I had a moonbase.
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  8. #4328
    Granted, you're the only survivor of a random apocalypse, stranded on the moon with just enough supplies to last you a month, no weaponry of any sort, and a huge army of evil monster things.

    I wish I was immortal.

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    Granted, but your now floating around in space.

    I wish I had some weapons to fight of these evil monster things...
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  10. #4330
    (I'm rather fine with endlessly floating in space. Beats sitting around doing nothing on my computer, plus I might eventually stumble upon life on other planets.)

    Granted, but it's because you yourself turn into a monster, causing you to be in constant pain, but you now kick other monsters asses.

    I wish I come across some form of civilization while floating around space.

  11. #4331
    Granted, but they enslave you and put you in a room made of metal, never to be opened.

    I wish I could control time and space.
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  12. #4332
    Granted, but you only get your powers on one condition, that you rescue me from this room so we may aid Scarecrow.

    I wish that I had a magical gun that could do whatever I wanted it to.

  13. #4333
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I wish that I had a magical gun that could do whatever I wanted it to.
    Granted, but you get no bullets.

    I wish i had some suggar for my coffee.
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  14. #4334
    It's magical and can do anything. That would include firing without bullets or using anything as ammunition, lol.

    Granted, but it's explosive.

  15. #4335
    Granted, (magical gun) but it can only work on the surface on the sun.

    I wish I could be invincible.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xilurm View Post
    Granted, (magical gun) but it can only work on the surface on the sun.

    I wish I could be invincible.
    granted, now you have become the ICCH LK mount

    i wish i was purple

  17. #4337
    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    granted, now you have become the ICCH LK mount

    i wish i was purple
    Granted but your doomed to constant singing. (see link below)

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    I wish I had endless nachos!

  18. #4338
    Granted, but you become deathly allergic to them.

    I wish that the next person was a fish.

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    Granted, but you become a maggot, fish love maggots.

    I want to be a little bird.
    pro-gun liberal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you become deathly allergic to them.

    I wish that the next person was a fish.
    granted, but i quickly evolve back into a human

    i wish i was a teacher in a all girls school with a ton of ugly girls

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