Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, but now it's the only thing that you can remember.

I wish I could breathe underwater.

[Dassen]

Granted, but now you need an oxygen tank to survive above water (blabla something about hypersensitivity to nitrogen blabla)

I wish I could get rid of my sleeping issues and have a normal circadian rhythm without medication.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, you can now sleep normally, but can no longer do anything but sleep and sit perfectly still in bed.

I wish the sun was blue instead, without any temperature change.

[Artra]

Granted, but you now have gone blind, so you will never see the sun again.

I wish I had the funds to build a top of the line gaming computer.

[Totle]

Granted, but you now have gone blind, so you will never see the sun again.

I wish I had the funds to build a top of the line gaming computer.

Granted, but during assembly you unknowingly lost a vital screw and now the machine doesn't work.

I wish Blizz would bring back all PvP sets and make VoA/BH PVP only drops, purchasable.

[Don Vito Corleone]

Granted, but during assembly you unknowingly lost a vital screw and now the machine doesn't work.

I wish Blizz would bring back all PvP sets and make VoA/BH PVP only drops, purchasable.

granted. The Sha of Fear will only drop PvE items though, as will any other boss in MoP.

I wish I had a partner to fool around with.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but since you don't specify what exactly you want to fool around with, it's a giant being made out of rock (Think Rockmen from FTL), that can't enter houses.

I wish I had an infinite army of clones, that would do whatever I told them to.

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, but your clones only have a lifespan of 1 minute and 47 seconds.

I wish I had a moonbase.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, you're the only survivor of a random apocalypse, stranded on the moon with just enough supplies to last you a month, no weaponry of any sort, and a huge army of evil monster things.

I wish I was immortal.

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, but your now floating around in space.

I wish I had some weapons to fight of these evil monster things...

[~Mynta Swirl~]

(I'm rather fine with endlessly floating in space. Beats sitting around doing nothing on my computer, plus I might eventually stumble upon life on other planets.)

Granted, but it's because you yourself turn into a monster, causing you to be in constant pain, but you now kick other monsters asses.

I wish I come across some form of civilization while floating around space.

[Xilurm]

Granted, but they enslave you and put you in a room made of metal, never to be opened.

I wish I could control time and space.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but you only get your powers on one condition, that you rescue me from this room so we may aid Scarecrow.

I wish that I had a magical gun that could do whatever I wanted it to.

[RearzYo]

I wish that I had a magical gun that could do whatever I wanted it to.

Granted, but you get no bullets.

I wish i had some suggar for my coffee.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

It's magical and can do anything. That would include firing without bullets or using anything as ammunition, lol.

Granted, but it's explosive.

[Xilurm]

Granted, (magical gun) but it can only work on the surface on the sun.

I wish I could be invincible.

[Ridesdel]

Granted, (magical gun) but it can only work on the surface on the sun.

I wish I could be invincible.

granted, now you have become the ICCH LK mount

i wish i was purple

[Lyriok]

granted, now you have become the ICCH LK mount

i wish i was purple

Granted but your doomed to constant singing. (see link below)

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0...ey_1_large.jpg

I wish I had endless nachos!

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, but you become deathly allergic to them.

I wish that the next person was a fish.

[UnC]

Granted, but you become a maggot, fish love maggots.

I want to be a little bird.