Corrupt-A-Wish Forum Game

[Ridesdel]

Granted, but you become deathly allergic to them.

I wish that the next person was a fish.

granted, but i quickly evolve back into a human

i wish i was a teacher in a all girls school with a ton of ugly girls

[-Scarecrow-]

Granted, but all the girls are zombies with a considerable hunger for teacher brains.

I wish I had a massive library all for myself.

[Waaldo]

Granted, but all the girls are zombies with a considerable hunger for teacher brains.

I wish I had a massive library all for myself.

Granted, but there is only 1 book in that massive library; 50 Shades of grey.

I wish I knew where my back scratcher was because my back is itchy and it's the one spot that I can't reach with my hands.

[Ridesdel]

Granted, but there is only 1 book in that massive library; 50 Shades of grey.

I wish I knew where my back scratcher was because my back is itchy and it's the one spot that I can't reach with my hands.

granted but the back scratcher cannot reach the area where you are itchy, and your repeated attempts to scratch lead you to open giant wounds on your back that become infected.

i wish i could never get sick from food, organisms(nano to macro), allergies, or any other conceivable way

[Don Vito Corleone]

granted but the back scratcher cannot reach the area where you are itchy, and your repeated attempts to scratch lead you to open giant wounds on your back that become infected.

i wish i could never get sick from food, organisms(nano to macro), allergies, or any other conceivable way

Granted. anything that would make you sick immediately kills you instead.

I wish I had a direct ultrahighspeed uplink to the Internet from my brain.

[~Mynta Swirl~]

Granted, you also have the ability to download information, instantly learning it. Too bad you can only download stuff from /b/ and 9gag.

I wish I didn't have severe insomnia.

[Ridesdel]

Granted, you also have the ability to download information, instantly learning it. Too bad you can only download stuff from /b/ and 9gag.

I wish I didn't have severe insomnia.

granted, no you never wake up

i wish i had a supply of money so large it would take 10 generations of my heirs, that spend money like a rabbit copulates, to exaust, that could not be taken from me, or have it's access blocked in any way, shape or form, or have me blocked in with it.

[Omertocracy]

i wish i had a supply of money so large it would take 10 generations of my heirs, that spend money like a rabbit copulates, to exaust, that could not be taken from me, or have it's access blocked in any way, shape or form, or have me blocked in with it.

Granted. Society collapses entirely. Your money is now worthless, but you can still access it any time you want.

I wish my car would quit having problems every two weeks.

[Ridesdel]

Granted. Society collapses entirely. Your money is now worthless, but you can still access it any time you want.

I wish my car would quit having problems every two weeks.

granted now it has problems every hour

i wish i had a wish so i could wish for a wish in this wishing game

[Goretusker]

Granted, but you've already used it to wish for a wish, effectively creating an infinite loop and never being able to use it for anything else.

I wish I could sing well.

[Fadees]

Granted, but everybody else in the world goes deaf.

I wish I could afford the new apartment I'm moving into.

[Ridesdel]

Granted, but everybody else in the world goes deaf.

I wish I could afford the new apartment I'm moving into.

granted, but the apartment burns down

i wish US and EU would get MoP at the same time

[Majad]

granted, but the apartment burns down

i wish US and EU would get MoP at the same time

Granted, but the US servers would crash ten minutes after it's release.

I wish for a better tomorrow!

[Fadees]

Granted, but the world ends the day after.

I wish 45 minutes went faster so I could be off work.

[Sprinky]

Granted, but the world ends the day after.

I wish 45 minutes went faster so I could be off work.

Granted, but for you time permanently speeds up and within a matter of hours you die of old age.

I wish that someone wouldnt corrupt my wish, but infact made it better than it already was.

[Gnarff]

Granted, but for you time permanently speeds up and within a matter of hours you die of old age.

I wish that someone wouldnt corrupt my wish, but infact made it better than it already was.

Granted, "someone" did not corrupt your wish, but "someone else" came in and corrupted it.

I wish that my teacher did not schedule a test for MoP release date.

[Fadees]

Granted, but you'll have a test every day from September 26 until 5.1.

I wish my hairline wasn't receding.

[Enzefik]

Granted, but how your hairline will proceed down your face until it's covered in a thick layer of fur.

I wish I had 1000 USD.

[Don Vito Corleone]

Granted, but how your hairline will proceed down your face until it's covered in a thick layer of fur.

I wish I had 1000 USD.

granted. you got 1000 USD worth of moist towelettes.

I wish the weather would clear up so i could go to the midnight opening of MoP.

[Fadees]

Granted, but the store you're going to gets robbed and you're held at gunpoint until the 26th.

I wish class would end early so I could get ready for MoP.