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    Quote Originally Posted by Waaldo View Post
    Granted, but there is only 1 book in that massive library; 50 Shades of grey.

    I wish I knew where my back scratcher was because my back is itchy and it's the one spot that I can't reach with my hands.
    granted but the back scratcher cannot reach the area where you are itchy, and your repeated attempts to scratch lead you to open giant wounds on your back that become infected.

    i wish i could never get sick from food, organisms(nano to macro), allergies, or any other conceivable way

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    granted but the back scratcher cannot reach the area where you are itchy, and your repeated attempts to scratch lead you to open giant wounds on your back that become infected.

    i wish i could never get sick from food, organisms(nano to macro), allergies, or any other conceivable way
    Granted. anything that would make you sick immediately kills you instead.

    I wish I had a direct ultrahighspeed uplink to the Internet from my brain.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

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    Granted, you also have the ability to download information, instantly learning it. Too bad you can only download stuff from /b/ and 9gag.

    I wish I didn't have severe insomnia.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, you also have the ability to download information, instantly learning it. Too bad you can only download stuff from /b/ and 9gag.

    I wish I didn't have severe insomnia.
    granted, no you never wake up

    i wish i had a supply of money so large it would take 10 generations of my heirs, that spend money like a rabbit copulates, to exaust, that could not be taken from me, or have it's access blocked in any way, shape or form, or have me blocked in with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    i wish i had a supply of money so large it would take 10 generations of my heirs, that spend money like a rabbit copulates, to exaust, that could not be taken from me, or have it's access blocked in any way, shape or form, or have me blocked in with it.
    Granted. Society collapses entirely. Your money is now worthless, but you can still access it any time you want.

    I wish my car would quit having problems every two weeks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted. Society collapses entirely. Your money is now worthless, but you can still access it any time you want.

    I wish my car would quit having problems every two weeks.
    granted now it has problems every hour

    i wish i had a wish so i could wish for a wish in this wishing game

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    Granted, but you've already used it to wish for a wish, effectively creating an infinite loop and never being able to use it for anything else.

    I wish I could sing well.

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    Granted, but everybody else in the world goes deaf.

    I wish I could afford the new apartment I'm moving into.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    Granted, but everybody else in the world goes deaf.

    I wish I could afford the new apartment I'm moving into.
    granted, but the apartment burns down

    i wish US and EU would get MoP at the same time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridesdel View Post
    granted, but the apartment burns down

    i wish US and EU would get MoP at the same time
    Granted, but the US servers would crash ten minutes after it's release.

    I wish for a better tomorrow!

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    Granted, but the world ends the day after.

    I wish 45 minutes went faster so I could be off work.

  12. #4352
    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    Granted, but the world ends the day after.

    I wish 45 minutes went faster so I could be off work.
    Granted, but for you time permanently speeds up and within a matter of hours you die of old age.

    I wish that someone wouldnt corrupt my wish, but infact made it better than it already was.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprinky View Post
    Granted, but for you time permanently speeds up and within a matter of hours you die of old age.

    I wish that someone wouldnt corrupt my wish, but infact made it better than it already was.
    Granted, "someone" did not corrupt your wish, but "someone else" came in and corrupted it.

    I wish that my teacher did not schedule a test for MoP release date.

  14. #4354
    Granted, but you'll have a test every day from September 26 until 5.1.

    I wish my hairline wasn't receding.

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    Granted, but how your hairline will proceed down your face until it's covered in a thick layer of fur.

    I wish I had 1000 USD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Enzefik View Post
    Granted, but how your hairline will proceed down your face until it's covered in a thick layer of fur.

    I wish I had 1000 USD.
    granted. you got 1000 USD worth of moist towelettes.

    I wish the weather would clear up so i could go to the midnight opening of MoP.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

  17. #4357
    Granted, but the store you're going to gets robbed and you're held at gunpoint until the 26th.

    I wish class would end early so I could get ready for MoP.

  18. #4358
    Granted, but Blizzard decides to shut down the servers forever, and uses their money to go off into space, ceasing to exist as a game development company.

    I wish that my corruption goes entirely as planned.



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    Granted, but then mole-people invade your country.

    I wish I could fly.

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    Granted, but you can only fly upward, you're completely incapable of descending. So you'll fly up and up into space and die quickly due to lack of oxygen. Or your head will explode, however space death works.

    I wish I was better at guitar.

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