i wish i could never get sick from food, organisms(nano to macro), allergies, or any other conceivable way
Granted, you also have the ability to download information, instantly learning it. Too bad you can only download stuff from /b/ and 9gag.
I wish I didn't have severe insomnia.
i wish i had a supply of money so large it would take 10 generations of my heirs, that spend money like a rabbit copulates, to exaust, that could not be taken from me, or have it's access blocked in any way, shape or form, or have me blocked in with it.
Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...
Granted, but you've already used it to wish for a wish, effectively creating an infinite loop and never being able to use it for anything else.
I wish I could sing well.
Granted, but everybody else in the world goes deaf.
I wish I could afford the new apartment I'm moving into.
Granted, but the world ends the day after.
I wish 45 minutes went faster so I could be off work.
Granted, but you'll have a test every day from September 26 until 5.1.
I wish my hairline wasn't receding.
Granted, but how your hairline will proceed down your face until it's covered in a thick layer of fur.
I wish I had 1000 USD.
Granted, but the store you're going to gets robbed and you're held at gunpoint until the 26th.
I wish class would end early so I could get ready for MoP.
Granted, but Blizzard decides to shut down the servers forever, and uses their money to go off into space, ceasing to exist as a game development company.
I wish that my corruption goes entirely as planned.
Granted, but then mole-people invade your country.
I wish I could fly.