1. #421
    Granted, but a rat bites of your tounge and bursts your eardrums.
    I wish school didnt suck

  2. #422
    Quote Originally Posted by Kanevil View Post
    Granted, but a rat bites of your tounge and bursts your eardrums.
    I wish school didnt suck
    Granted, but now you have to attend school naked

    I wish i could walk

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    Quote Originally Posted by razski View Post
    Granted, but now you have to attend school naked

    I wish i could walk
    Granted, but you have horrible burns on your feet, making it immensely painful to do so.

    I wish for Jay Leno's garage.
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  4. #424
    Quote Originally Posted by bumrush View Post
    Granted, but you have horrible burns on your feet, making it immensely painful to do so.

    I wish for Jay Leno's garage.
    Granted, but theres no more fuel in the world.

    I wish for an animated movie about my life
    Quote Originally Posted by Emothianes View Post
    Omg dude vanilla was so awesome because I was awesome and other people weren't awesome and it made me happy to be special because it was so awesome and I was happy.
    Sé onr sverdar sitja hvass!

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    Granted, but its done by a 5 year old with a crayon and the help of his parents.

    I wish I didnt have to deal with these conference calls at work..

  6. #426
    Granted, but you aint got no job anymore.

    I wish for a kebab
    Quote Originally Posted by Emothianes View Post
    Omg dude vanilla was so awesome because I was awesome and other people weren't awesome and it made me happy to be special because it was so awesome and I was happy.
    Sé onr sverdar sitja hvass!

  7. #427
    Quote Originally Posted by Hetrofi View Post
    Granted, but you aint got no job anymore.

    I wish for a kebab
    Granted, but you are the kabab.

    I wish for more soda

  8. #428
    Granted, youll get so much soda that you will drown in it.

    I wish for all the reall beautifull girl's in the world.

  9. #429
    Quote Originally Posted by NuKeIT View Post
    Granted, youll get so much soda that you will drown in it.

    I wish for all the reall beautifull girl's in the world.
    Granted, but they leave you for another better looking man.

    I wish I had more gold in WoW
    I started the NBC... But cannot be apart of it. QQ

  10. #430
    Granted but your acc is suspected on gold selling and banned for a month
    I wish i could get a job

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    Quote Originally Posted by antifreeze View Post
    Granted but your acc is suspected on gold selling and banned for a month
    I wish i could get a job
    Granted, but it's washing Port-a-Potties for 10 cents and hour.

    I for a pair of scissors.
    I AM FORSAKEN

    Context is overrated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Boubouille View Post
    "WOW THIS IS SO GAY!"

  12. #432
    Granted, but the scisors are made of butter.

    I wish there was a movie about me, with brad pitt as the actor

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    Granted, but the movie is a complete flop, not unlike most of his work.

    I wish mana regen was better for healers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khrispy View Post
    Granted, but it's washing Port-a-Potties for 10 cents and hour.

    I for a pair of scissors.
    Granted. But you're so excited you run around, and fall on them.

    I wish I had musical talent.

    Dang people reply fast!
    Last edited by Lotharfox; 2010-12-15 at 10:38 PM. Reason: someone replied

  15. #435
    Granted, but Brad Pitt doesn't play you.

    I wish I was famous for the right reasons.
    Reality hits like a baseball bat, duck-taped to a bus on top of a truck ... thats moving very fast!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lotharfox View Post
    Granted. But you're so excited you run around, and fall on them.

    I wish I had musical talent.

    Dang people reply fast!
    Granted, but it only applies to the accordion.

    I wish I had some toast.
    I AM FORSAKEN

    Context is overrated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Boubouille View Post
    "WOW THIS IS SO GAY!"

  17. #437
    Quote Originally Posted by antifreeze View Post
    Granted but your acc is suspected on gold selling and banned for a month
    I wish i could get a job
    Granted: but you need to learn a new language, Move to china, live in a single 5x5 room with 10 people, and you have to play wow all day farming gold. Ni Hao!

    I wish whirled peace.

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    Granted, but it only applies to accordion.

    I wish I had some toast.
    Granted, but it's REALLY REALLY burnt.

    I wish I had something good to drink right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joshdatroll View Post
    Granted, but it's REALLY REALLY burnt.

    I wish I had something good to drink right now.
    Granted, but your tongue falls out and you can't taste it.

    I wish my Goblin was 85 already.
    I AM FORSAKEN

    Context is overrated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Boubouille View Post
    "WOW THIS IS SO GAY!"

  20. #440
    Quote Originally Posted by Joshdatroll View Post
    Granted, but it's REALLY REALLY burnt.

    I wish I had something good to drink right now.
    Granted: But it looks milky white and it doesn't taste at all like milk.

    I wish for longer lasting batteries

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