1. #4401
    You make it, but it's to complicated so the whole galaxy explodes.

    I wish I would get better drops in borderlands 2.

  2. #4402
    Granted, but you only get stuff for other classes and nobody wants them.

    I wish for nothing to ever go wrong.

  3. #4403
    Granted, but because nothing ever went wrong you aren't born.

    I wish Tool would play a gig in Poland

  4. #4404
    Granted but someone you care about is seriously injured on the night they're there and you don't get to see them

    I wish i was omnipotent

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    Granted but you only have power over ants.

    I wish there wasn't such a big delay of shipment on my Buckyballs.
    Quote Originally Posted by Torethyr
    I thought doing the toothpaste-tube-squeeze and vigorous shake was the "traditional" way.

  6. #4406
    Quote Originally Posted by Waaldo View Post
    Granted but you only have power over ants.

    I wish there wasn't such a big delay of shipment on my Buckyballs.
    (I use my power over the ants to give one the power and intelligence to give me omnipotence usable at full scale )

    Granted, your shipment of Buckyballs is no longer delayed, it's canceled and you will no longer be able to order Buckyballs ever again.

    I wish the star trek and star wars universes were combined in some crazy movie of epic proportions

  7. #4407
    Quote Originally Posted by Bdx View Post
    Granted, but when you're on your way home a car hits you.

    I wish I could stop taking my antibiotics so I can go drinking again >.>
    Granted. The Star Teck and Star Wars is combined in 8 epic moves. new ones. However they bomb at the box office and they quickly go out of business. One of the actors is Kim K.



    I wish To have 20 billion dollars.

  8. #4408
    Granted! Now you are the richest Monopoly game person on Earth!

    I wish Earth to be called Water instead! :P

  9. #4409
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, you're dishes are now done, by some psychotic demon maid who is just about to stab you. Have fun!
    You got my ex to do my dishes???

    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    I wish Earth to be called Water instead! :P
    Granted, we now live on the planet Hydro, commonly referred to as Water.

    I wish food didn't make me fat.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    You got my ex to do my dishes???

    Granted, we now live on the planet Hydro, commonly referred to as Water.

    I wish food didn't make me fat.
    Of course I did, we're all magical like that.

    Granted, food now makes you lose two pounds for every bite you take. Have fun eating to death or starving to death!

    I wish I had more cream cheese and bagels.

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    Granted, but you don't want to know what that cream cheese was made from.

    I wish the world would stop spinning.

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    Granted, the lack of rotation causes us to instantly evolve and increases our technology by three thousand years, too bad you had a heart attack and died.

    I wish I had a bottle of the purest water in the universe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, the lack of rotation causes us to instantly evolve and increases our technology by three thousand years, too bad you had a heart attack and died.

    I wish I had a bottle of the purest water in the universe.
    Granted, but a mosquito and a fly just will fall in it right when you put your mouth in the cup to drink it. I'm evil! :3

    I wish to be pwetty!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, the lack of rotation causes us to instantly evolve and increases our technology by three thousand years, too bad you had a heart attack and died.

    I wish I had a bottle of the purest water in the universe.
    granted. however, it's only 1 molecule of water.

    I wish bestiality wasn't illegal or frowned upon by society.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    I wish to be pwetty!
    Granted. You feel pretty, oh so pretty. Pretty and witty and... whatever that last word is. Also, you have a severe lisp and no one can understand a word you say.

    Quote Originally Posted by nzall View Post
    I wish bestiality wasn't illegal or frowned upon by society.
    Granted, but it is now the only type of sex allowed.

    I wish there was a hot chick stalking me.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Granted, but...you know how the saying goes.

    I wish I had an infinite amount of money in every single currency.

  17. #4417
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but...you know how the saying goes.

    I wish I had an infinite amount of money in every single currency.
    Granted...but it is all packed inside your house...with you inside and packed so tightly you cannot get out.

    I wish I had my own private island in the Bahamas!

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    Granted, but the island is so small that you can barely even stand on it.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
    Quote Originally Posted by Torethyr
    I thought doing the toothpaste-tube-squeeze and vigorous shake was the "traditional" way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Waaldo View Post
    Granted, but the island is so small that you can barely even stand on it.

    I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.
    granted bt your promotion is tomorrow and its a first come first serve basis

    i wish i was lvl 90 in mop already
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    sometimes when im alone i like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend im a slug
    Quote Originally Posted by Root View Post
    I like to glue my thumbs to my nipples and pretend I'm a T-Rex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obby View Post
    granted bt your promotion is tomorrow and its a first come first serve basis

    i wish i was lvl 90 in mop already
    Granted, however your account has been hacked and Blizz can recover your Characters, but not your gear or gold....so you are level 90 naked and broke!

    I wish my wife could cook without burning everything!

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