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    Granted, she's now a perfect cook that only cooks human for dinner.

    I wish I had a magical pet floating head that I could fly around the universe with.

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    Granted, but the head is really annoying and never shuts up.

    I wish I had photographic memory.
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    Granted, you can now perfectly memorize photographs. However, unless you see something in a photograph, you are completely unable to retain any sort of memory or knowledge about it.

    I wish I had perfect teeth.

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    Granted, according to my sense of perfection, you now have teeth with the same size of fingers.

    I wish I could be a Jedi. :P

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    Granted, you're now a mediocre Jedi located at the Jedi temple in Coruscant, unfortunately the date also happens to be 19 BBY.

    I wish that I could teleport wherever I wanted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    Granted, you're now a mediocre Jedi located at the Jedi temple in Coruscant, unfortunately the date also happens to be 19 BBY.

    I wish that I could teleport wherever I wanted.
    Granted - but you can only use it once per week.

    I wish I had a job

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    Granted, you're now a mediocre Jedi located at the Jedi temple in Coruscant, unfortunately the date also happens to be 19 BBY.
    What's this BBY thing? D:


    Granted Tyrant! Now you work at the Zoo, cleaning crapp on the elephants, taking care of their babys, and feed them 6 times a day. Enjoy! :P


    I wish I had a Lamborghini!

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    Granted, but you get the one in the middle.



    I wish I didn't have to work today.
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    Granted, you're fired.

    I wish I was a large Tarantula.

    What's this BBY thing? D:
    It's a date thing (stands for Before the Battle of Yavin), and 19 BBY is when the Jedi purge occurred. :3
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    It's a date thing (stands for Before the Battle of Yavin), and 19 BBY is when the Jedi purge occurred. :3
    Ah ok! Thank you, I really had no idea. :b


    Granted! You're a pink tarantula now! With rainbows over your head, you're supper furry, your head is bigger than the rest of your body and that's it!

    I wish the water was truly transparent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    It's a date thing (stands for Before the Battle of Yavin), and 19 BBY is when the Jedi purge occurred. :3
    Honestly, the Sacking of Coruscant or any of the other dozens of purges would probably be worse for a mediocre Jedi.

    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Ah ok! Thank you, I really had no idea. :b


    Granted! You're a pink tarantula now! With rainbows over your head, you're supper furry, your head is bigger than the rest of your body and that's it!

    I wish the water was truly transparent!
    Granted, you're now transparent, but the government abducts you.

    I wish I owned a successful haunted house that was open year round.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Honestly, the Sacking of Coruscant or any of the other dozens of purges would probably be worse for a mediocre Jedi.



    Granted, you're now transparent, but the government abducts you.

    I wish I owned a successful haunted house that was open year round.
    Granted, unfortionately the ax murderer decides to take your life and the Hanibal Lector imposter cooks you for dinner.

    I wish I could lose weight as I played wow.

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    Honestly, the Sacking of Coruscant or any of the other dozens of purges would probably be worse for a mediocre Jedi.
    Probably, but I can think of a lot of things that could be worse for a mediocre Jedi. ^^

    I wish I could lose weight as I played wow.
    Granted, your computer is now powered by a treadmill.

    I wish I had a rocket made of pure carbon that could smash through planets.
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    Granted, but then you step on a lego shortly after your wish.

    I wish I can survive without food, water, and air.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pud'n View Post
    Granted, but then you step on a lego shortly after your wish.

    I wish I can survive without food, water, and air.
    Granted, but now you run on gasoline...and sorry to say you aren't the most econimical

    I wish I could find this damned key I lost today!

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    Granted, but they key is broken.

    I wish I was dancing in the moonlight.
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    Granted, but it's pale...oh, so pale, that it turns you into a zombie. You are immediately shot.

    I wish I had my own planet to myself, with everything needed to survive.

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    Granted but the planet will only last for a week before the nearby sun implodes, destroying you and the planet.

    I wish I had a Rorschach mask that had moving ink blots like in the graphic novel.

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    Granted, but it's highly radioactive, and kills everyone in a three thousand mile radius.

    I wish that I never had to eat, sleep, drink, or go to the bathroom.

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    Granted, you are now a pink rock. :P

    I wish to live in a mansion, with a personal beach and a pool, a tennis court and a badminton one too, and I think that's it. :b

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