1. #4441
    Granted, you're now known as Mr. Christmas.

    I wish I was mentally healthy. (Because I'm not anyways, so hah!)



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, you're now known as Mr. Christmas.

    I wish I was mentally healthy. (Because I'm not anyways, so hah!)
    I'm listening to it right now! Oh god, it feels really nice! I have to help you too, since you posted a song in there, I'll try and see what I can do. Thanks. <3


    Granted! You are now mentally healthy because some scientists gave you special pills to cure your mental illness! The problem is that now you have grown an extra arm on the middle of your chest, an ear on your foot and two fingers on your leg!

    I wish to be the most muscled man on Earth! I obviously do not, but I want to see where this goes. :P

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    Psh, like I'd ever take pills of any sort.

    Granted, you're muscle mass continuously grows until you explode, coating the world in Mr. Christmas for eternity. Or until somebody cleans you up.

    I wish I wasn't a freak mutant.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Psh, like I'd ever take pills of any sort.

    Granted, you're muscle mass continuously grows until you explode, coating the world in Mr. Christmas for eternity. Or until somebody cleans you up.

    I wish I wasn't a freak mutant.
    Haha, this is going really well, I'm laughing a lot ! XD

    Granted! But because, you those pills still had a third effect, that only appeared one year later, you are now a pink person! :P

    I wish I was the size of an ant so I could explore the confines of the garden of my house! :P

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    Eh, I could totally deal with being pink, especially if I were a Twi'lek.

    Granted, but you still have to carry me around, so you're some freak ant that the military is constantly trying to kill, even though you're tiny.

    I wish I wasn't so tired, so that I could keep thinking of corruptions and wishes to keep this going ad infinitum.



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    (You're free to make stop making my wishes corrupt! :P

    Granted! You are now a pink scientist Twi'lek that discovered a pill that would make you to be able not to spend the same energy everyday, meaning that the energy you used for one day now lasts for one month, thus you're don't get tired! Problem is, if you go to the toilet any time, you loose all that one month energy, and you can only recharge the energy in one week! (This was verified during your experiments with the pill. :P)

    I wish to be able to water bend!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    (You're free to make stop making my wishes corrupt! :P

    Granted! You are now a pink scientist Twi'lek that discovered a pill that would make you to be able not to spend the same energy everyday, meaning that the energy you used for one day now lasts for one month, thus you're don't get tired! Problem is, if you go to the toilet any time, you loose all that one month energy, and you can only recharge the energy in one week! (This was verified during your experiments with the pill. :P)

    I wish to be able to water bend!
    I'm too tired for that...

    Granted, you're now a tiny any able to lift human beings AND water bend. Too bad the entire worlds after you now!

    I wish that Majad's next wish couldn't be corrupted.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I wish that Majad's next wish couldn't be corrupted.
    * Force Chokes on Mynta
    :P

    I can't post anything now or my wish wont be corrupt! How the hell does someone corrupt that shit? XD :P

    You have broken the system! :P

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    Uh...what do we do now?



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    We wait! For our hero!


    I don't think there will be a hero... :b That wish is incorruptible.... :b

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    Well, fine. I'll take the initiative.

    I wish I was asleep.

    (Even though I love the little conversations you and I, and Iced and I had/are having.)



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    Granted! You are now asleep, problem is that your new dog/cat/pet will then pee all over the house because you weren't looking after him/she/them. :P

    I wish the cookies I eat to be red and pink!

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    Granted, but insomnia.

    Because logic.

    I wish everything was turquoise.



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    Wish granted, but because everything is turquoise you can't tell the difference between things and use a pistol instead of a hairdryer killing yourself...

    I wish for internet that allows me to play wow (sigh @ portsettings from housing companies!)

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    Haha xD, you really need to sleep!

    Granted! But you're pc/lap crashes and you only get a new one in 2 months. :P

    I wish I could make people sleep when ever I want! :3

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    Granted, but it only works on certain dates depending on the alignment of certain planets in certain solar systems.

    I wish I could turn into a flying catfish.
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    GRANTED but you may only fly relative to the laws of motion, in that you must propel yourself!

    I Wish I didn't get sever pains in my hand when i play games for long periods of time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rekindled View Post
    GRANTED but you may only fly relative to the laws of motion, in that you must propel yourself!

    I Wish I didn't get sever pains in my hand when i play games for long periods of time
    granted. you now get severe pains in your groin instead.

    I wish i was the richest man in the world.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

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    Granted! You are now the richest person in the Banana world! Their currency in there is actually bananas! You now have billions of bananas! Enjoy the bananas!

    I wish my ceiling to be a mirror instead so I can look on the starts during the night when I go to bed.

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    granted...unfortionately some kids find it while your sleeping and start shooting it with BB guns and sorry to say it wasnt the happiest ending.

    I wish I had I had a dancing frog!

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