But, when I wished for it you hadn't edited your post yet! D: Damn you all! :P
Yes I have steam, you want it?
No need, leave it be. :P
Granted! Now all pets live twice as longer as their owners and they never see them die, problem in this is that the owners get all the diseases that their pets would have in their lifetime.
I wish the sky wasn't blue, I wish it was like it is during the night so I could look up to the stars every time I wanted too.
I don't know which one I have to give but try and look up Tomás e Mós, that's the name I have now, or you need the steam name account? I have no idea.
Granted! This thread wont break, instead it be filled by people spamming wishes and corrupt wishes. (we kinda messed up the thread a bit now didn't we? XD)
I wish people wouldn't worry about other's opinions!
I think I'm running out of wishes. D:
Granted, everyone is completely apathetic now, and the world becomes a sad, depressed, boring place.
I wish I had a pony made of out solid diamond, that's entirely alive and functional.
Yeah, it can be hard to think of wishes at times.
Granted, fecal matter now smells like roses and sunshine, making it easy to trick people into eating it.
(Wtf, me, what's wrong with you? >.<)
I wish I had my diamond pony back.
Haha xD We both are running out of wishes and ways to corrupt wishes. xD
It's okay, it's kinda more funny this way. :P
Granted! You rescued your pony from the evil Golem! You fought a big red dragon in a cave with a lot of treasures! There was one that even made you forget your beautiful pony, the head the Cassiopeia! Obviously, you looked into her dead eyes and turned into a statue. :b
I wish I could be as fast as Flash from the Incredibles, or from the superhero universe, whatever you like. :P
Granted, you're now a rock star. You die in two hours from a crack overdose.
I wish I wasn't a statue, I'd get so stiff. (Haha!)
... :< Killing me off like that...
Granted, you're now a real person! Too bad you have no ID as a statue springing to life, and are taken custody by a shady government sub-group and experimented on.
I wish I had the same kinds of super powers they do in Chronicle (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1706593/) Telekinetic and stuff.
Granted, but the government group that captured me also captures you. I requested a torture buddy, because let's be frank, that's what they'd do.
I wish we weren't getting tortured anymore.
Granted but now you're paralyzed
I wish I could never die.
Granted, governments everywhere cease to exist, and the world attempts to fall into chaos, but even more people cease to exist, causing it to somehow become balanced, as peace and order spread upon the land.
I wish I had more tea.
You know, that isn't really bad. I can just let it cool, or pop it in the microwave.
Granted, food is now all super tasty. So tasty, in fact, that we all eat ourselves to death. At least it was tasteful!
I wish I was actually funny.