I meant I wanted there to never be a terrorist attack on that scale, I don't even like Iron Maiden. :P
Granted, but wow shuts down the next game, because this is in the off-topic board.
I wish reality tv didn't exist.
BUT IRON MAIDEN ROCKS!
granted but she is now a man with a 4ft long *ick
I wish i was able to go back in time and help the allied troops in ww2 with the knowledge i have of the nazi movements.
Granted, but it's extremely buggy, and you fall through the floor, getting stuck in a dark void of nothingness until you die from thirst.
I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.
Granted, now you have a third eye, that makes you see perfectly. This is eye isn't above your head by the way, it's in your belly.
I wish my internet connection stooped going down...
Granted, you're now constantly doing something. You don't even sleep, or eat. You soon die of thirst.
I wish I had a fish that could grant three wishes, so I could wish for a dish to get rid of some random...uh, bish?
Granted, you now have a fish that could grant you three wishes, the only problem is the fish doesn't want too.
I wish I'd been born as a cat.
Granted, but while time is stopped, you can't actually do anything.
I wish the whole "You can do anything, you just have to believe." thing was actually how it was.
Granted! You believe that one day we will meet aliens, so we do. They attack us and exterminate us, wait not all of us. They keep you alive for some torture sections. :P
I wish we could have some kind of technology to discover what's in the deep ocean.
Granted, but it's Cthulhu, and he enslaves all of humanity.
I wish that these aliens would stop torturing me.