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    granted, but since you weren't tired, you got up and went for a run. But while you were running, you got hit by a car.

    i wish i had tickets to see iron maiden and free air fare to get to the concerts in England.

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    Granted, but the plane is hijacked and crashes into the concert, killing everyone there and on the plane.

    I wish that something like that wont actually happen again in real life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but the plane is hijacked and crashes into the concert, killing everyone there and on the plane.

    I wish that something like that wont actually happen again in real life.
    Granted, but it happens to another band you like.
    I wish I was a GM on WoW
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    I meant I wanted there to never be a terrorist attack on that scale, I don't even like Iron Maiden. :P

    Granted, but wow shuts down the next game, because this is in the off-topic board.

    I wish reality tv didn't exist.

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    Granted! Now all those shows that were cancelled, in their place, there's now only kids show and the MTV likes.

    I wish I didn't had schoolz in the morning. D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Granted! Now all those shows that were cancelled, in their place, there's now only kids show and the MTV likes.

    I wish I didn't had schoolz in the morning. D:
    Granted, but it's because the area in which you live is inundated with nuclear fallout.

    I wish Kate Upton was lying in my bed right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I meant I wanted there to never be a terrorist attack on that scale, I don't even like Iron Maiden. :P

    Granted, but wow shuts down the next game, because this is in the off-topic board.

    I wish reality tv didn't exist.
    BUT IRON MAIDEN ROCKS!

    anyways

    @ raist187
    granted but she is now a man with a 4ft long *ick

    I wish i was able to go back in time and help the allied troops in ww2 with the knowledge i have of the nazi movements.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raveger View Post
    granted but she is now a man with a 4ft long *ick

    I wish i was able to go back in time and help the allied troops in ww2 with the knowledge i have of the nazi movements.
    Granted, but because the slightest bit of history changed.. Normandy beach was a German Victory and turned the war in their favor.

    Wish I had a Klondike Bar right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bayhas View Post
    Granted, but because the slightest bit of history changed.. Normandy beach was a German Victory and turned the war in their favor.

    Wish I had a Klondike Bar right now.
    Granted, but inside of it was an insectoid from Xcom, you are now his mind puppet

    I wish xcom was real and i was apart of their team.

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    Granted, but it's extremely buggy, and you fall through the floor, getting stuck in a dark void of nothingness until you die from thirst.

    I wish I didn't have to wear glasses.

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    Granted, now you have a third eye, that makes you see perfectly. This is eye isn't above your head by the way, it's in your belly.

    I'm evil!

    I wish my internet connection stooped going down...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Majad View Post
    Granted, now you have a third eye, that makes you see perfectly. This is eye isn't above your head by the way, it's in your belly.

    I'm evil!

    I wish my internet connection stooped going down...

    Granted. You have been upgraded to the best connection in the world. It only cost 200k per year. You have one day to be on it before they cut it off due to non payment.

    I wish I had the power to read minds

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    Quote Originally Posted by FusedMass View Post
    Granted. You have been upgraded to the best connection in the world. It only cost 200k per year. You have one day to be on it before they cut it off due to non payment.

    I wish I had the power to read minds
    granted, but you are not able to control how many minds you read at once and you fry your brain due to too much information being gathered at one time

    i wish i had the abilities of Dr.Manhattan

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    Quote Originally Posted by raveger View Post
    i wish i had the abilities of Dr.Manhattan
    Granted. Your junk glows blue and falls off from the radiation.

    I wish I wasn't so lazy.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

  15. #4555
    Granted, you're now constantly doing something. You don't even sleep, or eat. You soon die of thirst.

    I wish I had a fish that could grant three wishes, so I could wish for a dish to get rid of some random...uh, bish?

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    Granted, you now have a fish that could grant you three wishes, the only problem is the fish doesn't want too.

    I wish I'd been born as a cat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Scarecrow- View Post
    Granted, you now have a fish that could grant you three wishes, the only problem is the fish doesn't want too.

    I wish I'd been born as a cat.
    granted, but you strayed too far into china town and you became the special of the day

    i wish i could fly

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    Quote Originally Posted by raveger View Post
    granted, but you strayed too far into china town and you became the special of the day

    i wish i could fly
    Granted, but on your first flight you got sucked into the turbofan engine of a Boeing 777 and got turned into mist.

    I wish I could stop and start time at will!
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    Stop dating strippers.
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    Kleinlax21 who is on your 'side' had no problem doing so.He also doesn't need to attack me in literally every sentence he types.

  19. #4559
    Granted, but while time is stopped, you can't actually do anything.

    I wish the whole "You can do anything, you just have to believe." thing was actually how it was.

  20. #4560
    Granted! You believe that one day we will meet aliens, so we do. They attack us and exterminate us, wait not all of us. They keep you alive for some torture sections. :P

    I wish we could have some kind of technology to discover what's in the deep ocean.

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