1. #4581
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but now you have a stomach ache.

    I wish I could play the Team Fortress 2 economy better.
    Granted but now all you can do is play the ecomony, and there is nothing else you can do! Enjoy all that money!

    I wish my house was self cleaning.

  2. #4582
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    Quote Originally Posted by roflmfao View Post
    Granted but now all you can do is play the ecomony, and there is nothing else you can do! Enjoy all that money!

    I wish my house was self cleaning.
    Granted, but when it "cleans" it just destroys everything on the floor. Have fun having no chairs!

    I wish the concept of dailies never existed.

  3. #4583
    Quote Originally Posted by Artravus View Post
    Granted, but when it "cleans" it just destroys everything on the floor. Have fun having no chairs!

    I wish the concept of dailies never existed.
    granted. they've turned into hourlies and now require an hourly investment to keep up, because you lose 1 VP for every hour you don't do an hourly, even if you're offline.

    I wish developers and publishers would stop treating the PC like a red headed stepchild and would release games simultaneously on all platforms, with the PC having a keyboard and mouse friendly interface, better optimized graphics (both visual and performance wise) and less intrusive DRM.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

  4. #4584
    Granted, but you eat both of your hands in your sleep and can no longer play any thing

    I wish I could meet a person, and just considered them a "friend" and not really give two shits about them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotted View Post
    Granted, but you eat both of your hands in your sleep and can no longer play any thing

    I wish I could meet a person, and just considered them a "friend" and not really give two shits about them
    granted, but you end up falling in love with that friend but they reject you and you spend your entire life stalking them

    I wish the Oakland A's won the AL west... oh wait THEY DID!

    but seriously

    I wish to be able to travel through the multiverse at will with complete control over where i end up.

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    Granted, but doing so transforms you into a random inanimate object upon arrival.

    I wish I knew some form of martial arts.
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  7. #4587
    Granted, you now know Granny-Fu, and it's only effective against grandmothers.

    I wish I had Nibbler from Futurama as a pet.



  8. #4588
    Granted, but the Nibbler eats your family.

    I wish I could fly.

  9. #4589
    Granted, but you can only fly while having non-stop explosive diarrhea, after 1-2 minutes of which will cause you to pass out into a free fall.

    I wish this cookie I got from the cafeteria at work wasn't so soft and delicious, now I'm gonna get fat.

  10. #4590
    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    Granted, but you can only fly while having non-stop explosive diarrhea, after 1-2 minutes of which will cause you to pass out into a free fall.

    I wish this cookie I got from the cafeteria at work wasn't so soft and delicious, now I'm gonna get fat.
    Granted. You get fat anyway.

    I wish for $87.
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

  11. #4591
    Granted, but you get it in 87 installments of $1.00 every year for 87 years.

    I wish I didn't lose my chapstick.

  12. #4592
    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    Granted, but you get it in 87 installments of $1.00 every year for 87 years.

    I wish I didn't lose my chapstick.
    Granted, but the chapstick is permanently attached to your face.

    I wish for my wish to not get corrupted.

  13. #4593
    Granted, but somebody beat my ass, came to the keyboard and corrupted it anyway. With corruption!!!

    I wish I didn't have class tonight.

  14. #4594
    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    I wish I didn't have class tonight.
    Granted, but you have 3 finals instead...

    i wish gas prices in CA weren't so fucking high!!!

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    Granted, there is now no gas at all in CA.

    I wish for a meringue.

  16. #4596
    Granted, but every time you try to say the word 'meringue', you FUS-RO-DAH instead and frontal-cone force f*%@ everything in front of you.

    I wish I could conjure the motivation to begin exercising.

  17. #4597
    Granted, however you conjure so much motivation you become obsessed with exercise ...infact so obsessed that is all you do to the point you skip work to exercise and lose your job and your house, but hey, your physically fit as you squeeze up against an exhaust vent to keep warm in the streets at night waiting for a good spot in the soup line.

    I wish my lawn would cut itself and I never had to mow it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roflmfao View Post
    I wish my lawn would cut itself and I never had to mow it.
    Granted. It bleeds all over and now you have paranormal "experts" around it constantly acting like idiots.

    I wish posters on this page never felt pain again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    I wish for no wishes on the next page to end in the death of the wisher, humanity itself, any planets, stars or galaxies, or the universe/multiverse/omniverse.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, all of the posters on page 116 (going off of 40 per page), are now immortal. However, they feel pain thousands of times more than usual, so have fun you sick people.
    (So no killing wishers or blowing up anything with a large mass [except certain people's mothers] until post #4641 or my wish was not granted!)
    Last edited by Omertocracy; 2012-10-05 at 07:59 AM.

  19. #4599
    Granted, nobody can feel physical pain, but every is either blind, deaf, or mute. (It's random which one they get.)

    I wish that scientists find a way to make it so nobody ever gets hungry again.



  20. #4600
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, nobody can feel physical pain, but every is either blind, deaf, or mute. (It's random which one they get.)

    I wish that scientists find a way to make it so nobody ever gets hungry again.
    Granted, but since hunger is the bodys way to make us know we should probably eat something, every human dies from starvation.

    I wish i had a bag of candy with an infinitive ammount of candy inside.


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