1. #4581
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    Granted, all of the posters on page 116 (going off of 40 per page), are now immortal. However, they feel pain thousands of times more than usual, so have fun you sick people.

    I wish my headache would go away.

  2. #4582
    Granted, but now you have a stomach ache.

    I wish I could play the Team Fortress 2 economy better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but now you have a stomach ache.

    I wish I could play the Team Fortress 2 economy better.
    Granted but now all you can do is play the ecomony, and there is nothing else you can do! Enjoy all that money!

    I wish my house was self cleaning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by roflmfao View Post
    Granted but now all you can do is play the ecomony, and there is nothing else you can do! Enjoy all that money!

    I wish my house was self cleaning.
    Granted, but when it "cleans" it just destroys everything on the floor. Have fun having no chairs!

    I wish the concept of dailies never existed.
    When she was just a girl, she expected the world, but it flew away from her reach so she ran away in her sleep and dreamed of para-para-paradise, para-para-paradise, para-para-paradise every time she closed her eyes..

  5. #4585
    Quote Originally Posted by Artravus View Post
    Granted, but when it "cleans" it just destroys everything on the floor. Have fun having no chairs!

    I wish the concept of dailies never existed.
    granted. they've turned into hourlies and now require an hourly investment to keep up, because you lose 1 VP for every hour you don't do an hourly, even if you're offline.

    I wish developers and publishers would stop treating the PC like a red headed stepchild and would release games simultaneously on all platforms, with the PC having a keyboard and mouse friendly interface, better optimized graphics (both visual and performance wise) and less intrusive DRM.

  6. #4586
    Granted, but you eat both of your hands in your sleep and can no longer play any thing

    I wish I could meet a person, and just considered them a "friend" and not really give two shits about them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rotted View Post
    Granted, but you eat both of your hands in your sleep and can no longer play any thing

    I wish I could meet a person, and just considered them a "friend" and not really give two shits about them
    granted, but you end up falling in love with that friend but they reject you and you spend your entire life stalking them

    I wish the Oakland A's won the AL west... oh wait THEY DID!

    but seriously

    I wish to be able to travel through the multiverse at will with complete control over where i end up.

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    Granted, but doing so transforms you into a random inanimate object upon arrival.

    I wish I knew some form of martial arts.
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    Granted, you now know Granny-Fu, and it's only effective against grandmothers.

    I wish I had Nibbler from Futurama as a pet.

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    Granted, but the Nibbler eats your family.

    I wish I could fly.

  11. #4591
    Granted, but you can only fly while having non-stop explosive diarrhea, after 1-2 minutes of which will cause you to pass out into a free fall.

    I wish this cookie I got from the cafeteria at work wasn't so soft and delicious, now I'm gonna get fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    Granted, but you can only fly while having non-stop explosive diarrhea, after 1-2 minutes of which will cause you to pass out into a free fall.

    I wish this cookie I got from the cafeteria at work wasn't so soft and delicious, now I'm gonna get fat.
    Granted. You get fat anyway.

    I wish for $87.
    He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
    He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
    If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
    The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
    He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
    He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.

  13. #4593
    Granted, but you get it in 87 installments of $1.00 every year for 87 years.

    I wish I didn't lose my chapstick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    Granted, but you get it in 87 installments of $1.00 every year for 87 years.

    I wish I didn't lose my chapstick.
    Granted, but the chapstick is permanently attached to your face.

    I wish for my wish to not get corrupted.

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    Granted, but somebody beat my ass, came to the keyboard and corrupted it anyway. With corruption!!!

    I wish I didn't have class tonight.

  16. #4596
    Quote Originally Posted by Fadees View Post
    I wish I didn't have class tonight.
    Granted, but you have 3 finals instead...

    i wish gas prices in CA weren't so fucking high!!!

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    Granted, there is now no gas at all in CA.

    I wish for a meringue.

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    Granted, but every time you try to say the word 'meringue', you FUS-RO-DAH instead and frontal-cone force f*%@ everything in front of you.

    I wish I could conjure the motivation to begin exercising.

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    Granted, however you conjure so much motivation you become obsessed with exercise ...infact so obsessed that is all you do to the point you skip work to exercise and lose your job and your house, but hey, your physically fit as you squeeze up against an exhaust vent to keep warm in the streets at night waiting for a good spot in the soup line.

    I wish my lawn would cut itself and I never had to mow it.

  20. #4600
    Quote Originally Posted by roflmfao View Post
    I wish my lawn would cut itself and I never had to mow it.
    Granted. It bleeds all over and now you have paranormal "experts" around it constantly acting like idiots.

    I wish posters on this page never felt pain again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    I wish for no wishes on the next page to end in the death of the wisher, humanity itself, any planets, stars or galaxies, or the universe/multiverse/omniverse.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, all of the posters on page 116 (going off of 40 per page), are now immortal. However, they feel pain thousands of times more than usual, so have fun you sick people.
    (So no killing wishers or blowing up anything with a large mass [except certain people's mothers] until post #4641 or my wish was not granted!)
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    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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