Granted, but now you have a stomach ache.
I wish I could play the Team Fortress 2 economy better.
When she was just a girl, she expected the world, but it flew away from her reach so she ran away in her sleep and dreamed of para-para-paradise, para-para-paradise, para-para-paradise every time she closed her eyes..
I wish developers and publishers would stop treating the PC like a red headed stepchild and would release games simultaneously on all platforms, with the PC having a keyboard and mouse friendly interface, better optimized graphics (both visual and performance wise) and less intrusive DRM.
Taking a break until the next REAL content appears.
Granted, but you eat both of your hands in your sleep and can no longer play any thing
I wish I could meet a person, and just considered them a "friend" and not really give two shits about them
I wish the Oakland A's won the AL west... oh wait THEY DID!
I wish to be able to travel through the multiverse at will with complete control over where i end up.
Granted, but doing so transforms you into a random inanimate object upon arrival.
I wish I knew some form of martial arts.
Granted, you now know Granny-Fu, and it's only effective against grandmothers.
I wish I had Nibbler from Futurama as a pet.
Granted, but the Nibbler eats your family.
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can only fly while having non-stop explosive diarrhea, after 1-2 minutes of which will cause you to pass out into a free fall.
I wish this cookie I got from the cafeteria at work wasn't so soft and delicious, now I'm gonna get fat.
He is the life of guilds he has never joined.
He once had a noobish moment- just to see what it felt like.
If he were to beat you in a duel, you would have to fight the strong urge to thank him.
The Lunar Elders have a holiday in which they honor him.
He can speak Darnassian. In Orcish.
He is: The Most Interesting Man in the World of Warcraft.
Granted, but you get it in 87 installments of $1.00 every year for 87 years.
I wish I didn't lose my chapstick.
Granted, but somebody beat my ass, came to the keyboard and corrupted it anyway. With corruption!!!
I wish I didn't have class tonight.
Granted, there is now no gas at all in CA.
I wish for a meringue.
Granted, but every time you try to say the word 'meringue', you FUS-RO-DAH instead and frontal-cone force f*%@ everything in front of you.
I wish I could conjure the motivation to begin exercising.
Granted, however you conjure so much motivation you become obsessed with exercise ...infact so obsessed that is all you do to the point you skip work to exercise and lose your job and your house, but hey, your physically fit as you squeeze up against an exhaust vent to keep warm in the streets at night waiting for a good spot in the soup line.
I wish my lawn would cut itself and I never had to mow it.
I wish posters on this page never felt pain again!
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Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...
Granted, nobody can feel physical pain, but every is either blind, deaf, or mute. (It's random which one they get.)
I wish that scientists find a way to make it so nobody ever gets hungry again.