1. #4701
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    Granted, but now you can never sleep.
    I wish this thread would end.

    Big thanks to Safhira for my Signature!
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  2. #4702
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    Granted,it ends when the universe implodes,but for funzies leaves you alive on a 4*4 rock naked with 2 homosexuals with 12 inches penis's who are very very horny.

    I wish i agreed to that 3-sum i was offered by 2 girls back in 2006 (What an idiot!!!!!)

  3. #4703
    Granted, but it was a bait and switch, you got abducted, held for ransom, which went unpaid, causing them to kill you.

    I wish I had an infinite amount of funding and had the ability to handpick a team of developed to make my dream game.



  4. #4704
    Granted, but you die before its finished

    I want 10 Million Dollar

  5. #4705
    Granted, but it was stolen from a bank; you are now wanted by the police, and must live your entire life running from the law.

    "I wish, I wish I was a fish."


  6. #4706
    Granted, but now even simple things cost at least $20 million ...

    I wish most people were more intelligent.

  7. #4707
    Quote Originally Posted by Balazaar View Post
    Granted, but now even simple things cost at least $20 million ...

    I wish most people were more intelligent.
    granted. the top 10% of the IQ world ranking is now retarded, meaning that 100, the base score, is now reached at a lower mental capacity. the remaining 90% now have a higher IQ score.

    icedwarrior: granted. you're now Nemo right after he was kidnapped.

    I wish that the nationalistic party that is currently winning the local elections was less right wing.
    Currently only reading the Funny Pictures Megathread because the rest of the forums is filled with piss, whiners and pissed whiners.

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    Granted, but your country is shortly taken over by your neighboring country and you're now under a dictatorship. Way to go...

    I wish dogs could talk.

  9. #4709
    Granted, but they can only talk in Ancient Sumerian.

    I wish I had the ability to completely control every aspect of time.



  10. #4710
    Granted, however you accidently unbirth yourself resulting in you no longer being alive.

    I wish everyone looked like me!

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    Granted, but everybody is blind, and have different voices.

    I want Cartoon Network to air DC Nation again next saturday.

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    Due to you not wishing it and instead only wanting it nothing happens. But as the law states you have to make a wish so the grim reaper is coming along at 14:52pm on Wednesday for your failings.

    I wish i knew what to wish for.

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    Granted, but now you can't wish for it because you've used your wish.

    I wish the internet was a 3D interactive environment that looks like a city. Basically TRON.

  14. #4714
    Granted, but you get trapped in it forever.

    I wish I had a fish named Zish.



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    Granted, but he has terrible humour.

    I wish I had my very own spaceship.
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  16. #4716
    Granted, but its huge and you have no one to help you run it

    im a noob here so sorry if i step on toes...

    I wish i could change into things, like animals
    I see Stupid people!

  17. #4717
    Granted, but you've become stuck as the first thing you become.

    I wish I could think of better wishes that were truly incorruptible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I wish I could think of better wishes that were truly incorruptible.
    Granted, but the paradox caused by the next poster corrupting it creates a negative universe, which finds a way into our universe and enslaves every living being. Way to go icedwarrior.

    I wish I was funnier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted, but the paradox caused by the next poster corrupting it creates a negative universe, which finds a way into our universe and enslaves every living being. Way to go icedwarrior.

    I wish I was funnier.
    Granted, but one of your own jokes caused you to die of laughter.

    I wish that i would have the mind of Patrick Jane from The Mentalist, without all the Red John drama.

    Edit: Corrected a wrong sentence.

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    Granted you now have her mind,in a jar,what the hell did you want that for!???

    I wish 2+2 = 5

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