1. Originally Posted by Wayne25uk
Granted you now have her mind,in a jar,what the hell did you want that for!???

I wish 2+2 = 5
Granted, but now all calculations that involve the number 2 become unstable. Physics as we know it doesn't exist anymore. Gravity loses it's pull and everyone and everything is hurled into space due to the centrifugal force of the earths rotation.

(Random note, Patrick Jane is a guy, so he has 'his' mind in a jar now :P)

I wish the internet didn't exist.

2. Originally Posted by Nario64
Granted, but now all calculations that involve the number 2 become unstable. Physics as we know it doesn't exist anymore. Gravity loses it's pull and everyone and everything is hurled into space due to the centrifugal force of the earths rotation.

I wish the internet didn't exist.
Granted, but now porn also does not exist. And everyone knows it used to, and that it is your fault it is gone forever.

Gonna take a crack at that previous one (2+2=5) because I have spent many long hours proving how 2+2 could equal 5.
Granted, but 5 is now the number that comes after 3, so it is 123546789, and nothing else changes because you are just redefining words man.

I wish smartphone batteries lived 10 times as long.

3. Granted, but your smartphone batteries live so long they begin to become self aware. You can hear your battery crying at night because it knows it'll forever be coupled to your phone. You hear muffled screams from your pocket when you walk as your keys clash against it. And if you ever try to use your phone, it begins yelling in your ear at the same time and you can't hear a thing.

I wish the twin towers never fell.

4. Originally Posted by Nario64
Granted, but your smartphone batteries live so long they begin to become self aware. You can hear your battery crying at night because it knows it'll forever be coupled to your phone. You hear muffled screams from your pocket when you walk as your keys clash against it. And if you ever try to use your phone, it begins yelling in your ear at the same time and you can't hear a thing.

I wish the twin towers never fell.
Granted, instead of a terrorist attack, aliens attacked New York, completely razing the city with the exception of the twin towers.

I wish the world was 903683680% more beautiful.

5. Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu
Granted, instead of a terrorist attack, aliens attacked New York, completely razing the city with the exception of the twin towers.

I wish the world was 903683680% more beautiful.
Sadly you forgot to carry the one causing an infinite loop in the time-space continuum causing the world to buckle under the pressure which results in a Cataclysm (tm Deathwing) and the world becomes 903683680 less beautiful.

I wish all my laundry to be washed, dried, folded, and put back in my drawers.

6. Granted but your drawers are now on fire.

I wish I could see the stars (stupid light pollution).

7. Granted, but that's all you see. Forever.

I wish I could afford Borderlands 2, MoP, and other video games that are out/near out.

8. Originally Posted by icedwarrior
Granted, but that's all you see. Forever.

I wish I could afford Borderlands 2, MoP, and other video games that are out/near out.
Granted, but you're forced to play Borderlands 2 with me forever, and ever, and ever...

I wish I didn't forget to update my signature once in a while.

9. Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu
Granted, but you're forced to play Borderlands 2 with me forever, and ever, and ever...

I wish I didn't forget to update my signature once in a while.
Granted, but when you update your signature, people still ignore it.

I wish to play BL2 with Mynta forever and ever and ever.

10. Originally Posted by icedwarrior
Granted, but when you update your signature, people still ignore it.

I wish to play BL2 with Mynta forever and ever and ever.
Granted, I don't know who Mynta is but you are now fused into the same body, you control the left side, Mynta the right and are traped in 15x15x15 white cube with only an xbox and BL2 forever and ever and ever

I wish I had the powers of Goku and can go SuperSayan

11. Granted, but you're forced to deal with Chi Chi...

I wish for an amazing showering experience.

12. Originally Posted by swiftfeet
I don't know who Mynta
(Because scrolling up a tiny bit is hard.)

Granted, but it's so amazing, you die of bliss.

I wish I was e-famous.

13. Granted, but you've become so e-famous, you've gotten ten "e-stalkers" to every one fan.

I wish to watch some Persona 4 streams.

14. Honestly, stalkers (as long as they're non-violent), are rather flattering imo. I mean, somebody is so obsessed with you, they want to follow you around constantly? That's bloody awesome.

Granted, but you're forced to watch it until the end of time.

I wish more people actually watched my stream, which is totally live now.

15. Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu
Honestly, stalkers (as long as they're non-violent), are rather flattering imo. I mean, somebody is so obsessed with you, they want to follow you around constantly? That's bloody awesome.

Granted, but you're forced to watch it until the end of time.

I wish more people actually watched my stream, which is totally live now.
granted, but the stream suddenly switches so everyone can see your entire porn collection, and your mother just figured out how to view your live stream...

I wish Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles actually existed

I wish Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles actually existed
Granted, but so does their enemy the shredder. He corrupts any existing siblings you may have and also murders your parents and love interest/ children.

I wish for an extra inch.

17. Granted, your toes are now all an inch longer!

I wish I had a faster internet connection x_x

18. Originally Posted by Ameri
Granted, your toes are now all an inch longer!

I wish I had a faster internet connection x_x

EDIT: i forgot to wish!!

I wish that it was 5pm already

19. Granted, but you have to work until 5AM.

I wish for more wishes!

20. Granted, but you can only wish for things that you do not want, and will have zero upside.

I wish that there were more new episodes of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and that they were consistently excellent and funny.

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