1. #4721
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omertocracy View Post
    Granted, but the paradox caused by the next poster corrupting it creates a negative universe, which finds a way into our universe and enslaves every living being. Way to go icedwarrior.

    I wish I was funnier.
    Granted, but one of your own jokes caused you to die of laughter.

    I wish that i would have the mind of Patrick Jane from The Mentalist, without all the Red John drama.

    Edit: Corrected a wrong sentence.

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    Granted you now have her mind,in a jar,what the hell did you want that for!???

    I wish 2+2 = 5

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted you now have her mind,in a jar,what the hell did you want that for!???

    I wish 2+2 = 5
    Granted, but now all calculations that involve the number 2 become unstable. Physics as we know it doesn't exist anymore. Gravity loses it's pull and everyone and everything is hurled into space due to the centrifugal force of the earths rotation.

    (Random note, Patrick Jane is a guy, so he has 'his' mind in a jar now :P)

    I wish the internet didn't exist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nario64 View Post
    Granted, but now all calculations that involve the number 2 become unstable. Physics as we know it doesn't exist anymore. Gravity loses it's pull and everyone and everything is hurled into space due to the centrifugal force of the earths rotation.

    I wish the internet didn't exist.
    Granted, but now porn also does not exist. And everyone knows it used to, and that it is your fault it is gone forever.

    Gonna take a crack at that previous one (2+2=5) because I have spent many long hours proving how 2+2 could equal 5.
    Granted, but 5 is now the number that comes after 3, so it is 123546789, and nothing else changes because you are just redefining words man.

    I wish smartphone batteries lived 10 times as long.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

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    Granted, but your smartphone batteries live so long they begin to become self aware. You can hear your battery crying at night because it knows it'll forever be coupled to your phone. You hear muffled screams from your pocket when you walk as your keys clash against it. And if you ever try to use your phone, it begins yelling in your ear at the same time and you can't hear a thing.


    I wish the twin towers never fell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nario64 View Post
    Granted, but your smartphone batteries live so long they begin to become self aware. You can hear your battery crying at night because it knows it'll forever be coupled to your phone. You hear muffled screams from your pocket when you walk as your keys clash against it. And if you ever try to use your phone, it begins yelling in your ear at the same time and you can't hear a thing.


    I wish the twin towers never fell.
    Granted, instead of a terrorist attack, aliens attacked New York, completely razing the city with the exception of the twin towers.

    I wish the world was 903683680% more beautiful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, instead of a terrorist attack, aliens attacked New York, completely razing the city with the exception of the twin towers.

    I wish the world was 903683680% more beautiful.
    Sadly you forgot to carry the one causing an infinite loop in the time-space continuum causing the world to buckle under the pressure which results in a Cataclysm (tm Deathwing) and the world becomes 903683680 less beautiful.

    I wish all my laundry to be washed, dried, folded, and put back in my drawers.

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    Granted but your drawers are now on fire.

    I wish I could see the stars (stupid light pollution).
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    Granted, but that's all you see. Forever.

    I wish I could afford Borderlands 2, MoP, and other video games that are out/near out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but that's all you see. Forever.

    I wish I could afford Borderlands 2, MoP, and other video games that are out/near out.
    Granted, but you're forced to play Borderlands 2 with me forever, and ever, and ever...

    I wish I didn't forget to update my signature once in a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you're forced to play Borderlands 2 with me forever, and ever, and ever...

    I wish I didn't forget to update my signature once in a while.
    Granted, but when you update your signature, people still ignore it.

    I wish to play BL2 with Mynta forever and ever and ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but when you update your signature, people still ignore it.

    I wish to play BL2 with Mynta forever and ever and ever.
    Granted, I don't know who Mynta is but you are now fused into the same body, you control the left side, Mynta the right and are traped in 15x15x15 white cube with only an xbox and BL2 forever and ever and ever


    I wish I had the powers of Goku and can go SuperSayan

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    Granted, but you're forced to deal with Chi Chi...

    I wish for an amazing showering experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by swiftfeet View Post
    I don't know who Mynta
    (Because scrolling up a tiny bit is hard.)

    Granted, but it's so amazing, you die of bliss.

    I wish I was e-famous.

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    Granted, but you've become so e-famous, you've gotten ten "e-stalkers" to every one fan.

    I wish to watch some Persona 4 streams.

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    Honestly, stalkers (as long as they're non-violent), are rather flattering imo. I mean, somebody is so obsessed with you, they want to follow you around constantly? That's bloody awesome.

    Granted, but you're forced to watch it until the end of time.

    I wish more people actually watched my stream, which is totally live now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Honestly, stalkers (as long as they're non-violent), are rather flattering imo. I mean, somebody is so obsessed with you, they want to follow you around constantly? That's bloody awesome.

    Granted, but you're forced to watch it until the end of time.

    I wish more people actually watched my stream, which is totally live now.
    granted, but the stream suddenly switches so everyone can see your entire porn collection, and your mother just figured out how to view your live stream...

    I wish Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles actually existed
    I see Stupid people!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadNotSleeping View Post
    I wish Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles actually existed
    Granted, but so does their enemy the shredder. He corrupts any existing siblings you may have and also murders your parents and love interest/ children.


    I wish for an extra inch.

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    Granted, your toes are now all an inch longer!

    I wish I had a faster internet connection x_x

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ameri View Post
    Granted, your toes are now all an inch longer!

    I wish I had a faster internet connection x_x
    Granted! but you only have access to national geographic online

    EDIT: i forgot to wish!!

    I wish that it was 5pm already
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    I see Stupid people!

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