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    Granted,but now you wrinkle every time you put on suits and dress shirts.

    I wish i was around for the person who wanted the guiness beer truck outside his house wish as i would've said "granted the truck runs you over right outside your house,it really was the drink that killed you" haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post

    I wish i was around for the person who wanted the guiness beer truck outside his house wish as i would've said "granted the truck runs you over right outside your house,it really was the drink that killed you" haha
    Granted, but your response insults him, he holds a grudge against you until it festers long enough for him to track your IP, hunt you down and murder you in your sleep.

    I wish "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" was way better.

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    Granted, but the movies are still all terrible compared to just about everything in the expanded universe.

    I wish I was the most talented artist in the world.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but the movies are still all terrible compared to just about everything in the expanded universe.

    I wish I was the most talented artist in the world.
    Granted, but you only know how to draw stick men

    I wish I had more choices to do.
    Stuff can be fixed, just get enough glue or duct tape!
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    Granted, but you are so overwhelmed with choices that you cannot decide on anything.

    I wish I had taken a picture of a llama I saw today. (I'm not joking, it had a USA flag-like "saddle", and a USA "hat" on. It was flippin' hilarious)

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post

    I wish I had taken a picture of a llama I saw today. (I'm not joking, it had a USA flag-like "saddle", and a USA "hat" on. It was flippin' hilarious)
    Granted, but you had your flash on and the llama suffers from epilepsy. The llama is now dead.

    I wish the world was rectangular.

  7. #4807
    Granted. You now have fallen off the face of the earth.

    I wish for a Death Note.

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    Granted, but it isn't real.

    I wish iced had eighty two feet long, neon blue hair, that he couldn't cut.
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    Granted, but now iced dyed his hair green, and is a total ladies' man.

    I wish for one hundred-foot long, cut able hair.

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    Granted, but it's so thick and full, it requires technology we don't currently have, if you wish to cut it.

    I wish iced had blue skin.



  11. #4811
    Granted. I have now gained chameleon powers, and can change my skin color (among other things) at will.

    I wish for the Debate thread to be more popular.

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    Granted, but it becomes so crowded, a virtual mob tramples you to death irl, somehow.

    I wish virtual mobs weren't so deadly.



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    Granted now the virtual mobs are all women and wish to have sex with you a hundred times a day......but they all have aids and no protection.

    I wish i didnt have to tell you what i wished for or else it wont come true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted now the virtual mobs are all women and wish to have sex with you a hundred times a day......but they all have aids and no protection.

    I wish i didnt have to tell you what i wished for or else it wont come true!
    granted, but you specified a "you" as the previous poster, so you DO have to tell everyone else, and because of this Mynta feels left out and spirals into a deep depression, blaming you for all the wrong in the world, and people start to listen, and then a kid kills you with a hockey stick

    I wish Mynta would be happy, like super cute OMG happy!
    I see Stupid people!

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    Granted, but now Mynta is now a chibi anime character.

    I wish my homework was done at a satisfactory level.

  16. #4816
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post

    I wish my homework was done at a satisfactory level.
    Granted, but it is done in the "is the chicken done?" sense, and is now a smoldering pile of ash.

    I wish that I finally had a friend.

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    Granted, but the friend is a petty friend, and not worth having. You cut ties with them within a few days.

    I wish that the Packers would win the current NFL season's Super Bowl.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but the friend is a petty friend, and not worth having. You cut ties with them within a few days.

    I wish that the Packers would win the current NFL season's Super Bowl.
    Wish granted, the Packers then suddenly turn into alpacas shortly after their victory.

    I wish I had a potato.

  19. #4819
    Granted, but then the potato transforms into icedwarrior. Potato-ception!

    I wish I had a legal, working, final version of BioShock Infinite, right now.

  20. #4820
    Granted, but a alpaca chews all your electricity wiring.

    I wish I had a icedwarrior potato!

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