1. #4821
    Granted, but a alpaca chews all your electricity wiring.

    I wish I had a icedwarrior potato!

  2. #4822
    Legendary! Gallahadd's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Beyond the 1% barrier.
    Posts
    6,032
    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    I wish I had a icedwarrior potato!
    Granted, but as soon as it comes to life it swears a blood oath that it will kill you.

    I wish they'd make a new Shadow Hearts game for whichever of the next gen consoles I end up buying :P.
    Reading A Song of Ice and Fire is like playing with an adorable puppy, then someone comes up out of nowhere, shoots the puppy and punches you in the face.

    Stands in front of 100 enemies with 10% health left "Myeh, I'll save my potions for when I REALLY need them." - every rpg player ever.

  3. #4823
    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted, but a alpaca chews all your electricity wiring.

    I wish I had a icedwarrior potato!
    Granted, Meet Mr Potato head with new accessories! also he stabs you, alot, because toys are real!

    I wish to meet lyriok, like in RL, coz you know....
    I see Stupid people!

  4. #4824
    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted, but a alpaca chews all your electricity wiring.
    Dammit, Lyriok, everyone knows llamas >>>> alpacas.

    Quote Originally Posted by DeadNotSleeping View Post
    I wish to meet lyriok, like in RL, coz you know....
    Granted, but Lyriok is nothing like he is online, and is a total creeper IRL. Don't ask me how I know this.

    I wish Teddy in Persona 4 was real and I could meet him in real life.

  5. #4825
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but Lyriok is nothing like he is online, and is a total creeper IRL. Don't ask me how I know this.

    I wish Teddy in Persona 4 was real and I could meet him in real life.
    Granted but Teddy moves in with you as a roommate and t-bags you as you sleep.

    I wish icedwarrior was nice to me :'(

    (He doesn't even look me in the eyes when we make love )

  6. #4826
    Titan Adam Jensen's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    Sarif Industries, Detroit
    Posts
    14,109
    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but Teddy moves in with you as a roommate and t-bags you as you sleep.

    I wish icedwarrior was nice to me :'(

    (He doesn't even look me in the eyes when we make love )
    Granted. Everyone else on the forums hates you now. Jerk.

    I wish the FAA would call with a job offer already.

    If a video game developer removed tumors from players, they'd whine about nerfing their loss in weight and access to radiation powers. -Cracked.com

  7. #4827
    Quote Originally Posted by Lyriok View Post
    Granted but Teddy moves in with you as a roommate and t-bags you as you sleep.

    I wish icedwarrior was nice to me :'(

    (He doesn't even look me in the eyes when we make love )
    Granted, but iced is now overly attached GF, has the creepy eyes which never blink when you make love, and peer into your soul

    i wish i had an endless supply of mini oreos

    Quote Originally Posted by orissa View Post
    Granted. Everyone else on the forums hates you now. Jerk.

    I wish the FAA would call with a job offer already.
    damn, i get in these a bit late

    Granted, however, its not the phonecall you were hoping, nor the FAA you want
    I see Stupid people!

  8. #4828
    Granted, are condemned to eat only mini oreos and remain forever parched!

    I wish I had a pet ferret!

  9. #4829
    Granted, but the ferret looses his two front legs in a fight with a snake.

    I wish I was a world famous movie star.

  10. #4830
    Dreadlord Jawless Jones's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    The last place you look
    Posts
    963
    granted, however you are now kristen stewert

    i wish i could grow a decent beard )=
    Quote Originally Posted by Zombiebob
    I'm still waiting on someone to tell me where all these people that suddenly care about Warrior balance were during Cataclysm when they were blow up dolls with plate armor on.
    Quote Originally Posted by cutterx2202 View Post
    Stop complaining to solve your lack of ability, and start reading and practicing to gain ability. Stop trying to bring people down to your level instead of striving to raise yours.

  11. #4831
    Granted, But it grows at an inch per hour

    I wish I could get some work done today

  12. #4832
    Dreadlord Jawless Jones's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    The last place you look
    Posts
    963
    granted, but you did the work wrong!!

    i wish i could do
    Quote Originally Posted by Zombiebob
    I'm still waiting on someone to tell me where all these people that suddenly care about Warrior balance were during Cataclysm when they were blow up dolls with plate armor on.
    Quote Originally Posted by cutterx2202 View Post
    Stop complaining to solve your lack of ability, and start reading and practicing to gain ability. Stop trying to bring people down to your level instead of striving to raise yours.

  13. #4833
    Dreadlord Wayne25uk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    Maltby,Rotherham
    Posts
    978
    Granted Van McCoy comes around to your house with condoms and lube because apparently you wanted to "do" him.

    I wish people would believe me when i tell them my brother works for Rockstar Leeds and is working on GTA 5 atm and i have seen secret stuff about it.

    (It's true btw but apparently im not allowed to have a famous bro making a great game o.O i dont understand the logic but hey at least i get to play it before the rest of the world :P)

  14. #4834
    Quote Originally Posted by Wayne25uk View Post
    Granted Van McCoy comes around to your house with condoms and lube because apparently you wanted to "do" him.

    I wish people would believe me when i tell them my brother works for Rockstar Leeds and is working on GTA 5 atm and i have seen secret stuff about it.

    (It's true btw but apparently im not allowed to have a famous bro making a great game o.O i dont understand the logic but hey at least i get to play it before the rest of the world :P)
    Granted but Rockstar Leeds just fired your brother.

    I wish I'd receive money without having to work or steal.

  15. #4835
    Granted, but every time you spend one penny of it, you loose a minute of your life.

    I wish I could watch movies and shows from the future.

  16. #4836
    The Patient
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    At The Inn, Drinking with the Dwarves
    Posts
    227
    Granted but in the future someone apparently still lets Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and the Olsen twins make movies.

    I wish Monday would just crawl into a gutter and die.


    ** WoW (Aggramar - The Committed) **
    Signature by Yoni

  17. #4837
    The Patient Nario64's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2012
    Location
    Vancouver, BC, CANADA Eh?
    Posts
    208
    Granted, but after Monday died Monday's fluids leaked into the water supply, thus contaminating it with 'the Mondays'. Soon your community gets an outbreak of 'the Mondays' and eventually it spreads across the continent and the world. Everyone now has a case of the Mondays and it lasts longer than just on Mondays.

    I wish everyone enjoyed the same type of music, there would be less issues.

  18. #4838
    Quote Originally Posted by Nario64 View Post
    Granted, but after Monday died Monday's fluids leaked into the water supply, thus contaminating it with 'the Mondays'. Soon your community gets an outbreak of 'the Mondays' and eventually it spreads across the continent and the world. Everyone now has a case of the Mondays and it lasts longer than just on Mondays.

    I wish everyone enjoyed the same type of music, there would be less issues.
    Granted. The silence is considered the best music ever.

    I wish nobody would corrupt this wish.

  19. #4839
    The Patient
    Join Date
    Nov 2009
    Location
    At The Inn, Drinking with the Dwarves
    Posts
    227
    Granted but everything else gets corrupted in life meaning your pizza gets moldy, the beer and sodas go flat and Jessica Biel gets married.
    (oh wait the last part just happened - the apocalypse is upon us!)

    I wish Fox would burn in hell for cancelling Firefly.


    ** WoW (Aggramar - The Committed) **
    Signature by Yoni

  20. #4840
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but now Mynta is now a chibi anime character.
    "but now Mynta is now" Redundant, much? Also, I'm surprisingly okay with that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    Granted but everything else gets corrupted in life meaning your pizza gets moldy, the beer and sodas go flat and Jessica Biel gets married.
    (oh wait the last part just happened - the apocalypse is upon us!)

    I wish Fox would burn in hell for cancelling Firefly.
    Granted, a random fox burns in hell, and some people get angry at you.

    I wish iced was Rise from Persona 4 (in real life), because why not?
    Last edited by Socks-chan; 2012-10-22 at 08:46 PM.


Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •