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    Granted but you fail to realize Matchbox just put out an Audi subset so your A4 fits neatly in the palm of your hand.

    I wish Juan Valdez and his trusty donkey would be granted Sainthood for being a proponent of Coffee Drinkers' rights everywhere.


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    Granted, there is no more coffee in the universe.

    I wish that WoW was never created.

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    Thanks but no thanks, Lora, for making me question everything in existence forever.
    Quote Originally Posted by Damajin View Post
    Yes but then again I believe in both the rational and irrational, and definitely think there's more to existence than just this life. People don't have to like it or agree and I don't have to care.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lora View Post
    Granted, there is no more coffee in the universe.

    I wish that WoW was never created.
    Granted, the world is now a significantly a better place and this game never existed on MMO-Champion because the site was never created.

    I wish for a yacht.

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    Granted, but as previously stated before, there is no more water.

    I wish someone would make me a milkshake.

    Quote Originally Posted by Uggorthaholy View Post
    Thanks but no thanks, Lora, for making me question everything in existence forever.
    Quote Originally Posted by Damajin View Post
    Yes but then again I believe in both the rational and irrational, and definitely think there's more to existence than just this life. People don't have to like it or agree and I don't have to care.

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    Granted, but my milkshake brought all the boys to the yard and they're like... *urg* (throwing up)

    I wish this just became real.

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    Granted,a swat team has been ordered to come find you and kill you,SHIT JUST GOT REAL BRO!

    I wish Lora couldnt make any wishes until page 659.

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    Granted, but since real forum pros use 40 posts per page, that takes several years. In the meantime, Lora tracks you down and kills you for it.

    I wish Lora wasn't in jail.



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    Granted, she's been executed to make room for more inmates.

    I wish my wish was the last wish in this game. Also, it comes with a fish.

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    Granted, but the fish is magical and revives the thread, using your life essence.

    I wish magical fish weren't so evil.



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    Granted, but only a specific magical fish isn't evil now, you don't know which that is.

    I wish I didn't have to do this school project.

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but only a specific magical fish isn't evil now, you don't know which that is.

    I wish I didn't have to do this school project.
    granted, you dont ever have to do one again, you fail school, life, and everything, also.... 42.

    i wish i had a heart of gold, the spaceship, not an actual heart
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    Granted, but even though it's a space ship, it replaces your normal heart. I don't think it'll fit all that well in your chest cavity.

    I wish you whoever corrupts this wish to live a happy and successful life.



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    Granted. But this wish only applies to Rise, the person I've become. ...wait, why would I want to corrupt this?

    I wish this class would be over right now. Sadly, it hasn't even started yet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted. But this wish only applies to Rise, the person I've become. ...wait, why would I want to corrupt this?

    I wish this class would be over right now. Sadly, it hasn't even started yet...
    Granted! Fire Drill! except its not a drill, you are trapped.... it was nice knowing you Iced

    i wish to know if im in Limbo and Mynta is Forever lost, in eternity, are we in the same place?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadNotSleeping View Post
    Granted! Fire Drill! except its not a drill, you are trapped.... it was nice knowing you Iced

    i wish to know if im in Limbo and Mynta is Forever lost, in eternity, are we in the same place?
    Granted. I'm lost within the physical manifestation of the concept of time, that spawned within it's own realm of reality. So, no we aren't. Which disappoints you and stuff, or something.

    I wish Dead, iced, and Nario all got teleported into my realm.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted. I'm lost within the physical manifestation of the concept of time, that spawned within it's own realm of reality. So, no we aren't. Which disappoints you and stuff, or something.

    I wish Dead, iced, and Nario all got teleported into my realm.
    Granted! however, the laws of equivalent exchange mean that you and 2 other people get teleported out, whomever those other 2 are.

    I wish i was an alchemist
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeadNotSleeping View Post
    Granted! however, the laws of equivalent exchange mean that you and 2 other people get teleported out, whomever those other 2 are.

    I wish i was an alchemist
    Granted, and you successfully create the Philosopher's Stone and it's ability to grant immortality. However, you choke while trying to consume it.

    I wish I had a box of wheat thins right now.

  18. #4878
    Granted, but it's only a box; it doesn't have any Wheat Thins in it. D'oh!

    I wish that my delicious dinner would heat faster (to the proper temperature).

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but it's only a box; it doesn't have any Wheat Thins in it. D'oh!

    I wish that my delicious dinner would heat faster (to the proper temperature).
    Granted! however, when the microwave DINGS! the meal is instantly transported to ME!

    I wish iced made something i actually liked
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    Granted, ice makes justin bieber which you now like.

    I wish people knew that my gender was male and not female.

    Quote Originally Posted by Uggorthaholy View Post
    Thanks but no thanks, Lora, for making me question everything in existence forever.
    Quote Originally Posted by Damajin View Post
    Yes but then again I believe in both the rational and irrational, and definitely think there's more to existence than just this life. People don't have to like it or agree and I don't have to care.

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