1. #4881
    Granted, but it's only a box; it doesn't have any Wheat Thins in it. D'oh!

    I wish that my delicious dinner would heat faster (to the proper temperature).

  2. #4882
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but it's only a box; it doesn't have any Wheat Thins in it. D'oh!

    I wish that my delicious dinner would heat faster (to the proper temperature).
    Granted! however, when the microwave DINGS! the meal is instantly transported to ME!

    I wish iced made something i actually liked
    I see Stupid people!

  3. #4883
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    Granted, ice makes justin bieber which you now like.

    I wish people knew that my gender was male and not female.
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    I'm a prostitute. Men like to tell me secrets. And women.
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    Also....my condolences to whoever is Lora's lover. You got matched up with a madman, regardless of his alignment.

  4. #4884
    Granted, everyone in the world now knows your gender, along with everything else about you.

    I wish I didn't know Lora's deepest, darkest secrets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, everyone in the world now knows your gender, along with everything else about you.

    I wish I didn't know Lora's deepest, darkest secrets.
    Granted, but the lack of interesting secrets makes your brain implode from boredom.

    I wish my Empoleon was real...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorick View Post
    Granted, but the lack of interesting secrets makes your brain implode from boredom.

    I wish my Empoleon was real...
    Granted, it however hates you and runs away.

    I wish Mynta didn't know the secret about that one prostitute that only had one leg that I hired for Cinco de Mayo.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thedead241 View Post
    I'm a prostitute. Men like to tell me secrets. And women.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robozerim View Post
    Also....my condolences to whoever is Lora's lover. You got matched up with a madman, regardless of his alignment.

  7. #4887
    Granted, but now he knows about the really, really weird fetishes you're into.

    I wish I could find a song I liked.

  8. #4888
    Granted, you now absolutely love every song I put in my sig.

    I wish I had an endless supply of shortbread cookies and tea.

  9. #4889
    Granted, but they're all stale and inedible.

    I wish you (Mynta) had better taste in music.

  10. #4890
    Granted, but seeing as if taste is subjective, it doesn't really change at all.

    I wish iced liked the music I like more.

  11. #4891
    Granted, but in doing so, the songs you like have become mainstream, and I've decided you're (now) hipster.

    I wish more people knew about this trailer. (watch it in 720p, seriously).

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    Granted, but Youtube crashes permanently, so no one can watch it ever again.

    I wish school would end faster.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    Granted, but Youtube crashes permanently, so no one can watch it ever again.

    I wish school would end faster.
    Granted, but you're actually being controlled similar to how a Sim is, however, after setting you to 40x speed (because screw 4x), the person controlling you leaves, causing your entirely lifespan to be sped up like that.

    I wish I had the ability to speed up, slow down, and stop time for everyone and everything, in the universe.

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    Granted, however you are now stuck in a black hole and your powers do not extend out of it.

    I wish for a global thermonuclear war to start soon on Earth so the radiation for the previous zombie apocalypse would take into effect.
    Quote Originally Posted by Thedead241 View Post
    I'm a prostitute. Men like to tell me secrets. And women.
    Quote Originally Posted by Robozerim View Post
    Also....my condolences to whoever is Lora's lover. You got matched up with a madman, regardless of his alignment.

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    Granted but in turn you cause a Zombie Apocalyse where Lindsey Lohan now shows her sagging anatomy while trying to eat the one thing she never had.

    I wish that my memory would fail before I do something stupid....on weekends.


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  16. #4896
    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    I wish that my memory would fail before I do something stupid....on weekends.
    Granted. You now do stupid things all day every day... during the week.

    I wish it had either snowed less or much more last night.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

  17. #4897
    Granted, it now snows three feet per day, for one week, everywhere in the world.

    I wish I wasn't sick.

  18. #4898
    Granted, but your immune system sacrifices itself to help you today. For the rest of your life, you're sick.

    I wish my group members would contribute more to this group project.

  19. #4899
    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    Granted, but your immune system sacrifices itself to help you today. For the rest of your life, you're sick.

    I wish my group members would contribute more to this group project.
    Granted, they realize your ineptitude and kick you off the group project, forcing you to do one on your own.

    i wish my pens at work would stop disappearing
    I see Stupid people!

  20. #4900
    Granted, but they now each pen is found lodged inside your nose. Ouch.

    I wish Mynta would stream more Persona 4 for me.

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