Granted, but it's only a box; it doesn't have any Wheat Thins in it. D'oh!
I wish that my delicious dinner would heat faster (to the proper temperature).
Granted, everyone in the world now knows your gender, along with everything else about you.
I wish I didn't know Lora's deepest, darkest secrets.
Granted, you now absolutely love every song I put in my sig.
I wish I had an endless supply of shortbread cookies and tea.
Granted, but seeing as if taste is subjective, it doesn't really change at all.
I wish iced liked the music I like more.
Granted, but Youtube crashes permanently, so no one can watch it ever again.
I wish school would end faster.
I wish I had the ability to speed up, slow down, and stop time for everyone and everything, in the universe.
Granted but in turn you cause a Zombie Apocalyse where Lindsey Lohan now shows her sagging anatomy while trying to eat the one thing she never had.
I wish that my memory would fail before I do something stupid....on weekends.
** WoW (Aggramar - The Committed) **
Signature by Yoni
Call to arms, the trumpets sound
Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...
Granted, it now snows three feet per day, for one week, everywhere in the world.
I wish I wasn't sick.