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    Granted, everyone in the world now knows your gender, along with everything else about you.

    I wish I didn't know Lora's deepest, darkest secrets.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, everyone in the world now knows your gender, along with everything else about you.

    I wish I didn't know Lora's deepest, darkest secrets.
    Granted, but the lack of interesting secrets makes your brain implode from boredom.

    I wish my Empoleon was real...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rorick View Post
    Granted, but the lack of interesting secrets makes your brain implode from boredom.

    I wish my Empoleon was real...
    Granted, it however hates you and runs away.

    I wish Mynta didn't know the secret about that one prostitute that only had one leg that I hired for Cinco de Mayo.

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    Thanks but no thanks, Lora, for making me question everything in existence forever.
    Quote Originally Posted by Damajin View Post
    Yes but then again I believe in both the rational and irrational, and definitely think there's more to existence than just this life. People don't have to like it or agree and I don't have to care.

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    Granted, but now he knows about the really, really weird fetishes you're into.

    I wish I could find a song I liked.

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    Granted, you now absolutely love every song I put in my sig.

    I wish I had an endless supply of shortbread cookies and tea.



  6. #4886
    Granted, but they're all stale and inedible.

    I wish you (Mynta) had better taste in music.

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    Granted, but seeing as if taste is subjective, it doesn't really change at all.

    I wish iced liked the music I like more.



  8. #4888
    Granted, but in doing so, the songs you like have become mainstream, and I've decided you're (now) hipster.

    I wish more people knew about this trailer. (watch it in 720p, seriously).

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    Granted, but Youtube crashes permanently, so no one can watch it ever again.

    I wish school would end faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mehman View Post
    Granted, but Youtube crashes permanently, so no one can watch it ever again.

    I wish school would end faster.
    Granted, but you're actually being controlled similar to how a Sim is, however, after setting you to 40x speed (because screw 4x), the person controlling you leaves, causing your entirely lifespan to be sped up like that.

    I wish I had the ability to speed up, slow down, and stop time for everyone and everything, in the universe.



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    Granted, however you are now stuck in a black hole and your powers do not extend out of it.

    I wish for a global thermonuclear war to start soon on Earth so the radiation for the previous zombie apocalypse would take into effect.

    Quote Originally Posted by Uggorthaholy View Post
    Thanks but no thanks, Lora, for making me question everything in existence forever.
    Quote Originally Posted by Damajin View Post
    Yes but then again I believe in both the rational and irrational, and definitely think there's more to existence than just this life. People don't have to like it or agree and I don't have to care.

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    Granted but in turn you cause a Zombie Apocalyse where Lindsey Lohan now shows her sagging anatomy while trying to eat the one thing she never had.

    I wish that my memory would fail before I do something stupid....on weekends.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Akshak View Post
    I wish that my memory would fail before I do something stupid....on weekends.
    Granted. You now do stupid things all day every day... during the week.

    I wish it had either snowed less or much more last night.

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    Granted, it now snows three feet per day, for one week, everywhere in the world.

    I wish I wasn't sick.



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    Granted, but your immune system sacrifices itself to help you today. For the rest of your life, you're sick.

    I wish my group members would contribute more to this group project.

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    Granted, but your immune system sacrifices itself to help you today. For the rest of your life, you're sick.

    I wish my group members would contribute more to this group project.
    Granted, they realize your ineptitude and kick you off the group project, forcing you to do one on your own.

    i wish my pens at work would stop disappearing
    I see Stupid people!

  17. #4897
    Granted, but they now each pen is found lodged inside your nose. Ouch.

    I wish Mynta would stream more Persona 4 for me.

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    Granted, but you don't actually ask so I can't stream anyways.

    I wish iced will be extremely successful in life.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but you don't actually ask so I can't stream anyways.

    I wish iced will be extremely successful in life.
    Granted, however, that life is his next life, he has to die first

    i wish to know who i was in a past life
    I see Stupid people!

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    Granted, but the knowledge haunts you for the rest of eternity, causing you to do a vast number of unspeakable acts, which you remember in your next life, and the next, and so on.

    I wish a nice, big, warm blueberry muffin.



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