1. #4941
    Granted, but you're too busy have the time of your life eating one of my amazing muffins to do whatever else you wanted to do at 5pm.

    I wish I had the perfect studio setup for streaming games and stuff.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I wish I had the perfect studio setup for streaming games and stuff.
    Granted, but it will not let you install any games to stream.

    I wish for a certain coworker of mine to be fired (out of a cannon).

  3. #4943
    Granted. You are shot out of a cannon.

    I wish that random players would be better at games.

  4. #4944
    Granted random players are now better at farmville, cityville, and all other facebook games. WOW, Rift, SW, etc. unfortunately random people still suck at them.

    I wish my renovations would be over and done properly and not be too expensive.

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    Granted, but soon you realise you renovated your neighbors house...

    I wish there was a 'time of the month' for men.

  6. #4946
    Granted, but you soon discover there already is. (No, seriously. Our hormones fluxuate too, but not nearly on the same level.)

    I wish the best to everyone who lost their homes up in Queens.



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    Granted, but their homes are still destroyed.

    I wish hurricanes hit the west coast as well, and hard!

  8. #4948
    Granted, but nobody dies, and everyone knows that it hit because of you. Have fun!

    I wish my knee didn't hurt. Worst part about it being cold out.



  9. #4949
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I wish my knee didn't hurt. Worst part about it being cold out.
    They decided to amputate your leg so you don't have a knee to worry about anymore!

    I wish I could eat without getting fat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meysvindu View Post
    I wish I could eat without getting fat!
    Granted. You are already fat, thus eating will not get you fat, just fatter.

    I wish there was an actual good pizza place within 50 miles of me.

  11. #4951
    Granted, but since good is subjective, and you never said what kind of pizza place, Bucks Pizza puts in a franchise where you live. I personally find it delicious. (Also, oh god, I just thought about all the pizza places up in New York City. Hope they didn't take too much damage, I'd die for some of the pizza there.)

    I wish I had some pizza right now.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but since good is subjective, and you never said what kind of pizza place, Bucks Pizza puts in a franchise where you live. I personally find it delicious. (Also, oh god, I just thought about all the pizza places up in New York City. Hope they didn't take too much damage, I'd die for some of the pizza there.)

    I wish I had some pizza right now.
    granted, its vegetarian, with broccoli, no cheese

    i wish i knew how i got away with doing very little at work, but people think i do a lot
    I see Stupid people!

  13. #4953
    Granted, but while you "get away" with little effort, the company you're working for has gone bankrupt / teacher has a vendetta against you, and fails you without good reason. Whichever fits better.

    I wish the program "Maya" was better, and less time-consuming. Because it sucks.

  14. #4954
    Granted, it's now so good, that it costs ten billion dollars and if you try to pirate it, you get a necklace made out of solid diamond to put towards the retail copy.

    I wish that made sense.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, it's now so good, that it costs ten billion dollars and if you try to pirate it, you get a necklace made out of solid diamond to put towards the retail copy.
    It already costs over $2,000 for a license, if you don't have an educational license (which mine is going to expire soon).

    I wish that made sense.
    Granted. It didn't.

    I wish I could ditch more classes without any negative repercussions.

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    Granted, but there are no good repercussions.

    I wish for the next wishers wish to be uncorruptable.
    A monkey in a mansuit

  17. #4957
    Granted, but that would break the game, so sadly, it can't happen.

    I wish I had all of the talents, money, and time I needed to make a certain thing I want to make.



  18. #4958
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but that would break the game, so sadly, it can't happen.

    I wish I had all of the talents, money, and time I needed to make a certain thing I want to make.
    granted, Here is your celebrity DONG kit and clay modelling classes

    i wish to see said celebrity DONG's made when you are done
    I see Stupid people!

  19. #4959
    Hey, that isn't the certain thing I want to make!

    Granted, but you have to use it for two weeks.

    I wish you the best of luck with that, it's Ron Jeremy.



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    Granted, He can totally handle Ron Jeremy's... Ego.

    I wish the whole world was flat.


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