1. #4941
    Granted, but my positive corruptions bring you back to life.

    I wish I had more muffins.

  2. #4942
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but my positive corruptions bring you back to life.

    I wish I had more muffins.
    granted, but since im back to life, you must share them with me!

    i wish for 5pm already!
    I see Stupid people!

  3. #4943
    Granted, but you're too busy have the time of your life eating one of my amazing muffins to do whatever else you wanted to do at 5pm.

    I wish I had the perfect studio setup for streaming games and stuff.

  4. #4944
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I wish I had the perfect studio setup for streaming games and stuff.
    Granted, but it will not let you install any games to stream.

    I wish for a certain coworker of mine to be fired (out of a cannon).
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

  5. #4945
    Granted. You are shot out of a cannon.

    I wish that random players would be better at games.

  6. #4946
    Granted random players are now better at farmville, cityville, and all other facebook games. WOW, Rift, SW, etc. unfortunately random people still suck at them.

    I wish my renovations would be over and done properly and not be too expensive.

  7. #4947
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    Granted, but soon you realise you renovated your neighbors house...

    I wish there was a 'time of the month' for men.

  8. #4948
    Granted, but you soon discover there already is. (No, seriously. Our hormones fluxuate too, but not nearly on the same level.)

    I wish the best to everyone who lost their homes up in Queens.

  9. #4949
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    Granted, but their homes are still destroyed.

    I wish hurricanes hit the west coast as well, and hard!

  10. #4950
    Granted, but nobody dies, and everyone knows that it hit because of you. Have fun!

    I wish my knee didn't hurt. Worst part about it being cold out.

  11. #4951
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    I wish my knee didn't hurt. Worst part about it being cold out.
    They decided to amputate your leg so you don't have a knee to worry about anymore!

    I wish I could eat without getting fat!

  12. #4952
    Quote Originally Posted by Meysvindu View Post
    I wish I could eat without getting fat!
    Granted. You are already fat, thus eating will not get you fat, just fatter.

    I wish there was an actual good pizza place within 50 miles of me.
    Call to arms, the trumpets sound
    Hand puppets storm the base, flags up now cannons rage
    All clowns head for the rear, slingshots fire to the air
    Toy horses start the charge, Robot chessmen standing guard
    Crossfire to the marionettes, Slip into the edge of death...

  13. #4953
    Granted, but since good is subjective, and you never said what kind of pizza place, Bucks Pizza puts in a franchise where you live. I personally find it delicious. (Also, oh god, I just thought about all the pizza places up in New York City. Hope they didn't take too much damage, I'd die for some of the pizza there.)

    I wish I had some pizza right now.

  14. #4954
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but since good is subjective, and you never said what kind of pizza place, Bucks Pizza puts in a franchise where you live. I personally find it delicious. (Also, oh god, I just thought about all the pizza places up in New York City. Hope they didn't take too much damage, I'd die for some of the pizza there.)

    I wish I had some pizza right now.
    granted, its vegetarian, with broccoli, no cheese

    i wish i knew how i got away with doing very little at work, but people think i do a lot
    I see Stupid people!

  15. #4955
    Granted, but while you "get away" with little effort, the company you're working for has gone bankrupt / teacher has a vendetta against you, and fails you without good reason. Whichever fits better.

    I wish the program "Maya" was better, and less time-consuming. Because it sucks.

  16. #4956
    Granted, it's now so good, that it costs ten billion dollars and if you try to pirate it, you get a necklace made out of solid diamond to put towards the retail copy.

    I wish that made sense.

  17. #4957
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, it's now so good, that it costs ten billion dollars and if you try to pirate it, you get a necklace made out of solid diamond to put towards the retail copy.
    It already costs over $2,000 for a license, if you don't have an educational license (which mine is going to expire soon).

    I wish that made sense.
    Granted. It didn't.

    I wish I could ditch more classes without any negative repercussions.

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    Granted, but there are no good repercussions.

    I wish for the next wishers wish to be uncorruptable.
    You can say I'm just a fool, that stands for nothing, well to that
    I SAY YOU'RE A CUNT
    Formerly known as Eniah/Enyah

  19. #4959
    Granted, but that would break the game, so sadly, it can't happen.

    I wish I had all of the talents, money, and time I needed to make a certain thing I want to make.

  20. #4960
    Quote Originally Posted by Mynta Vali Daseriu View Post
    Granted, but that would break the game, so sadly, it can't happen.

    I wish I had all of the talents, money, and time I needed to make a certain thing I want to make.
    granted, Here is your celebrity DONG kit and clay modelling classes

    i wish to see said celebrity DONG's made when you are done
    I see Stupid people!

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