Granted, but you're too busy have the time of your life eating one of my amazing muffins to do whatever else you wanted to do at 5pm.
I wish I had the perfect studio setup for streaming games and stuff.
Granted random players are now better at farmville, cityville, and all other facebook games. WOW, Rift, SW, etc. unfortunately random people still suck at them.
I wish my renovations would be over and done properly and not be too expensive.
Granted, but soon you realise you renovated your neighbors house...
I wish there was a 'time of the month' for men.
Granted, but you soon discover there already is. (No, seriously. Our hormones fluxuate too, but not nearly on the same level.)
I wish the best to everyone who lost their homes up in Queens.
Granted, but their homes are still destroyed.
I wish hurricanes hit the west coast as well, and hard!
Granted, but nobody dies, and everyone knows that it hit because of you. Have fun!
I wish my knee didn't hurt. Worst part about it being cold out.
Granted, but since good is subjective, and you never said what kind of pizza place, Bucks Pizza puts in a franchise where you live. I personally find it delicious. (Also, oh god, I just thought about all the pizza places up in New York City. Hope they didn't take too much damage, I'd die for some of the pizza there.)
I wish I had some pizza right now.
Granted, it's now so good, that it costs ten billion dollars and if you try to pirate it, you get a necklace made out of solid diamond to put towards the retail copy.
I wish that made sense.
Granted, but there are no good repercussions.
I wish for the next wishers wish to be uncorruptable.
A monkey in a mansuit
Granted, but that would break the game, so sadly, it can't happen.
I wish I had all of the talents, money, and time I needed to make a certain thing I want to make.
Hey, that isn't the certain thing I want to make!
Granted, but you have to use it for two weeks.
I wish you the best of luck with that, it's Ron Jeremy.